Poll: Comparing penises in the shower.

[JET1971]

Dudes in the showers at the gym is just awkward. Eyes forward, no looking at downward angles unless you need to stare intently at your shoes. It happens, but it's most decidedly not a big deal. And Yeah, you're gonna notice wang, but by no means mention that you notice wang. Ever. It just makes things awkward. And by the love of all things sacred never comment on someone else's wang. Things that are unacceptable to broach when wangs are out:

"Daaaayyyyyuuum!"
"Huh. Snipped, eh?"
"So what's it like to have a hood on your head?"
"Awww, dude, how do you even find that thing?"
"So, leans to the left, eh? Nice! *high fives*"

These are all completely on the "do not" list. Yeah, you're gonna know, but don't ever bring it up. It just means you can never talk to them again. Really the conception that we measure and compare our junk to each other is something created by, and largely for, women.

Thats pretty much it for me and everyone in my gymm class 20 odd years ago, eyes forward and kinda looking above everyones heads... over the shoulder heads mind you. showers were a bunch of guys intently looking upwards and it wasnt uncommon for banged shins on the benches. as for group comparisons... never heard of them and nope never joined or would join one if asked.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

If there is one thing I've learned from this thread, it's that English-speaking people apparently don't shower after gym.

Once again: What the hell guys? Seriously. Gross.
I mean, I can understand when it's shy and insecure twelve-year olds we're talking about, - They don't sweat very much in any case - but 14-18 year olds? Yeah, go take a shower.

You try having a decent shower when you only have 5 minutes to get from one class to the next. It was either be late, or don't fucking shower. And given that in my school all the teachers were either massively unfair or dangerously unstable, it was really advised that you not be late.

 

[WolfThomas]

Never happened to me. Anyway I hate the idea of comparing wangs, simply because mine has a disproportionately huge difference in size between when it's erect and flaccid. It goe from the size of a thumb to well above average (like you'll believe me over the internet).

 

[Wondermint13]

Never happened to me. Anyway I hate the idea of comparing wangs, simply because mine has a disproportionately huge difference in size between when it's erect and flaccid. It goe from the size of a thumb to well above average (like you'll believe me over the internet).

I believe ya.
Nothing wrong with having a bit of pride in this god-forsaken forum.

Or..?

 

[RadiusXd]

where is the option for, "they put kids in the shower together?!"

 

[WolfThomas]

I believe ya.
Nothing wrong with having a bit of pride in this god-forsaken forum.

Or..?

Thanks...I guess

 

[deshorty]

...Who....does that? I don't know about the US, but in my international school in China (not a local Chinese school with Chinese curriculum), that was never taught to us.

 

[theevilsanta]

I'm sure this has been said but if not young men should know: the size of you flaccid penis DOES NOT indicate very accurately the size of your erect penis (the size that matters(mostly)). The variance of men's penises' sizes is much more dramatic when comparing flaccid penises as opposed to comparing erect penises.

From personal experience I assure you that a small (comparatively) flaccid penis can expand to a well-above-average erect penis.

Showering in the locker room for me was intensely embarrassing as all of the gentlemen witnesses my flaccid penis. One boy in particular, though, was known to have a large penis (from locker room/restroom accounts as well as sexual accounts from females). Anyway, I ended up receiving oral sex from one of his old sexual acquaintances and she was shocked by the shrunken size of my member a short while after finishing the sexual act. She said without provocation that I was, "at least" the size of the formerly mentioned "well endowed" male while I was erect. With further research I could affirm that I was below average flaccid and over average erect.

 

[AngloDoom]

Showers? After PE?

This is madness!

Seriously, a guy after swimming class happened to have his towel drop while getting changed. The other boys somehow thought this meant he was gay, and he was verbally stoned to death for the next month.

I doubt this occurs.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Fact: you can't accurately compare penis length unless said penis is erect
Fact: no straight man wants to be stood around naked with a bunch of other dudes with erections
Fact: if there was an unattended shower full of gay guys, comparing size would be the LAST penis-related thing happening.

For these reasons alone, this would never realistically happen in the real world. In porno-world, sure. I imagine it happens every shower after every lesson. But in reality? Fuck no, and if anyone suggested it he'd get verbally ripped to shit ever day henceforth for the rest of his school life and possibly even beyond.

 

[Jonluw]

We could if we wanted to but there was only five minutes between classes and we had to get to wherever.

If there is one thing I've learned from this thread, it's that English-speaking people apparently don't shower after gym.

Once again: What the hell guys? Seriously. Gross.
I mean, I can understand when it's shy and insecure twelve-year olds we're talking about, - They don't sweat very much in any case - but 14-18 year olds? Yeah, go take a shower.

You try having a decent shower when you only have 5 minutes to get from one class to the next. It was either be late, or don't fucking shower. And given that in my school all the teachers were either massively unfair or dangerously unstable, it was really advised that you not be late.

Yeah, but why do you only have 5 minutes in the locker room before the next class?
We're given time to take a shower between gym and the next class. It just serves to prove that the no-showering-after-gym culture is really ingrained.
And I seriously can't understand that...

 

[ReservoirAngel]

If there is one thing I've learned from this thread, it's that English-speaking people apparently don't shower after gym.

Once again: What the hell guys? Seriously. Gross.
I mean, I can understand when it's shy and insecure twelve-year olds we're talking about, - They don't sweat very much in any case - but 14-18 year olds? Yeah, go take a shower.

You try having a decent shower when you only have 5 minutes to get from one class to the next. It was either be late, or don't fucking shower. And given that in my school all the teachers were either massively unfair or dangerously unstable, it was really advised that you not be late.

Yeah, but why do you only have 5 minutes in the locker room before the next class?
We're given time to take a shower between gym and the next class. It just serves to prove that the no-showering-after-gym culture is really ingrained...
And I seriously can't understand that.

Put it this way: our lessons (in my school at least) were 50 minutes long. No exceptions. In between that 50 minutes, we had 5 minutes to get from one place to another, since the longest walk from one end of the school to the other took about 3-ish minutes so they just made it 5 to allow a little bit of freedom there.

This includes P.E, since no lesson gets more time than any other lesson. So we had 50 minutes of P.E. This included the time to change INTO our P.E kits. We also had sadistic fucks as P.E teachers who were sports-obsessed sadists, so they wanted to get the students working their arses off for the longest time possible. This, unfortunately, led them to keep us out on the field until right before the end of lesson bell. Which meant we had just over 5 minutes to get back to the changing room, change, pack our shit and get to our next class.

Yes, it was stupid, but you couldn't really fit a shower on top of that time. Some managed it but they tended to usually be late. So the no-showering thing was a by-product of time constraints. Stupid, yes. But that's how it was.

They did give more time but ONLY if you specifically took P.E as a GCSE subject in Years 10 and 11, since without that you only had one single lesson of it a week.

 

[Jonluw]

If there is one thing I've learned from this thread, it's that English-speaking people apparently don't shower after gym.

Once again: What the hell guys? Seriously. Gross.
I mean, I can understand when it's shy and insecure twelve-year olds we're talking about, - They don't sweat very much in any case - but 14-18 year olds? Yeah, go take a shower.

You try having a decent shower when you only have 5 minutes to get from one class to the next. It was either be late, or don't fucking shower. And given that in my school all the teachers were either massively unfair or dangerously unstable, it was really advised that you not be late.

Yeah, but why do you only have 5 minutes in the locker room before the next class?
We're given time to take a shower between gym and the next class. It just serves to prove that the no-showering-after-gym culture is really ingrained...
And I seriously can't understand that.

Put it this way: our lessons (in my school at least) were 50 minutes long. No exceptions. In between that 50 minutes, we had 5 minutes to get from one place to another, since the longest walk from one end of the school to the other took about 3-ish minutes so they just made it 5 to allow a little bit of freedom there.

This includes P.E, since no lesson gets more time than any other lesson. So we had 50 minutes of P.E. This included the time to change INTO our P.E kits. We also had sadistic fucks as P.E teachers who were sports-obsessed sadists, so they wanted to get the students working their arses off for the longest time possible. This, unfortunately, led them to keep us out on the field until right before the end of lesson bell. Which meant we had just over 5 minutes to get back to the changing room, change, pack our shit and get to our next class.

Yes, it was stupid, but you couldn't really fit a shower on top of that time. Some managed it but they tended to usually be late. So the no-showering thing was a by-product of time constraints. Stupid, yes. But that's how it was.

They did give more time but ONLY if you specifically took P.E as a GCSE subject in Years 10 and 11, since without that you only had one single lesson of it a week.

Hm. I think our showering-time is included in gym-class.

It has happened that we only got 5 minutes or so to shower, but in those cases we would take a quick shower, come a few minutes late for the next class, and go complain about it.

 

[Cheesus333]

Well, only mentally really. And I used it as an excuse for myself to look at them. :3

This gives much-needed context to your earlier breast-based post. I thank you.

It does?

Oh, I hope I haven't made a misjudgment... you were implying a sexual interest, aye?

 

[Nimcha]

Well, only mentally really. And I used it as an excuse for myself to look at them. :3

This gives much-needed context to your earlier breast-based post. I thank you.

It does?

Oh, I hope I haven't made a misjudgment... you were implying a sexual interest, aye?

Absolutely!

 

[Cheesus333]

Well, only mentally really. And I used it as an excuse for myself to look at them. :3

This gives much-needed context to your earlier breast-based post. I thank you.

It does?

Oh, I hope I haven't made a misjudgment... you were implying a sexual interest, aye?

Absolutely!

Ahh, sehr gut. Then my original post still stands

 

[ReservoirAngel]

If there is one thing I've learned from this thread, it's that English-speaking people apparently don't shower after gym.

Once again: What the hell guys? Seriously. Gross.
I mean, I can understand when it's shy and insecure twelve-year olds we're talking about, - They don't sweat very much in any case - but 14-18 year olds? Yeah, go take a shower.

You try having a decent shower when you only have 5 minutes to get from one class to the next. It was either be late, or don't fucking shower. And given that in my school all the teachers were either massively unfair or dangerously unstable, it was really advised that you not be late.

Yeah, but why do you only have 5 minutes in the locker room before the next class?
We're given time to take a shower between gym and the next class. It just serves to prove that the no-showering-after-gym culture is really ingrained...
And I seriously can't understand that.

Put it this way: our lessons (in my school at least) were 50 minutes long. No exceptions. In between that 50 minutes, we had 5 minutes to get from one place to another, since the longest walk from one end of the school to the other took about 3-ish minutes so they just made it 5 to allow a little bit of freedom there.

This includes P.E, since no lesson gets more time than any other lesson. So we had 50 minutes of P.E. This included the time to change INTO our P.E kits. We also had sadistic fucks as P.E teachers who were sports-obsessed sadists, so they wanted to get the students working their arses off for the longest time possible. This, unfortunately, led them to keep us out on the field until right before the end of lesson bell. Which meant we had just over 5 minutes to get back to the changing room, change, pack our shit and get to our next class.

Yes, it was stupid, but you couldn't really fit a shower on top of that time. Some managed it but they tended to usually be late. So the no-showering thing was a by-product of time constraints. Stupid, yes. But that's how it was.

They did give more time but ONLY if you specifically took P.E as a GCSE subject in Years 10 and 11, since without that you only had one single lesson of it a week.

Hm. I think our showering-time is included in gym-class.

It has happened that we only got 5 minutes or so to shower, but in those cases we would take a quick shower, come a few minutes late for the next class, and go complain about it.

Maybe your school didn't have obsessive sadists as teachers who insisted on everyone staying out on the field for as long as possible every lesson. Lucky bastard.

Well, only mentally really. And I used it as an excuse for myself to look at them. :3

This gives much-needed context to your earlier breast-based post. I thank you.

It does?

Oh, I hope I haven't made a misjudgment... you were implying a sexual interest, aye?

Absolutely!

Ahh, sehr gut. Then my original post still stands

I'm not sure what I find more disturbing, this exchange or the idea of a mid-shower wang comparison.

 

[dmase]

I never really heard that but basically we do that all the time. Actually its where one of my favorite phrases comes from, well mines bigger. A lot of things are a competition whether your in a room full of guy jocks or guy nerds someone usually has to win and someone usually has to lose. Its all pissing contest or penis measuring contest.

So no never heard of it and never done it. Plus I don't wanna see someone else's schlong.

 

[Jonluw]

Put it this way: our lessons (in my school at least) were 50 minutes long. No exceptions. In between that 50 minutes, we had 5 minutes to get from one place to another, since the longest walk from one end of the school to the other took about 3-ish minutes so they just made it 5 to allow a little bit of freedom there.

This includes P.E, since no lesson gets more time than any other lesson. So we had 50 minutes of P.E. This included the time to change INTO our P.E kits. We also had sadistic fucks as P.E teachers who were sports-obsessed sadists, so they wanted to get the students working their arses off for the longest time possible. This, unfortunately, led them to keep us out on the field until right before the end of lesson bell. Which meant we had just over 5 minutes to get back to the changing room, change, pack our shit and get to our next class.

Yes, it was stupid, but you couldn't really fit a shower on top of that time. Some managed it but they tended to usually be late. So the no-showering thing was a by-product of time constraints. Stupid, yes. But that's how it was.

They did give more time but ONLY if you specifically took P.E as a GCSE subject in Years 10 and 11, since without that you only had one single lesson of it a week.

Hm. I think our showering-time is included in gym-class.

It has happened that we only got 5 minutes or so to shower, but in those cases we would take a quick shower, come a few minutes late for the next class, and go complain about it.

Maybe your school didn't have obsessive sadists as teachers who insisted on everyone staying out on the field for as long as possible every lesson. Lucky bastard.

Hmm. No I don't think they had that attitude.

But then again, that attitude would have been unacceptable, since we're pretty much required to be allowed time to shower after gym.