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Kristian Fischer

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"Support" evolution? There's nothing to support. Evolution is a fact that doesn't need something so inconsequential as human "support".

It'd be like "supporting" gravity. It's there whether we like or not.
 

DANEgerous

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Yes I accept facts. I have gone through 2 faiths and then as of now to none and have accept the fact of evolution through all three.

It is a proven and undeniable fact that it is (and yes note that, is not was) a force of nature that happens every second of every passing day and while by no means fully understood no force is fully understood. Gravity is often compared to evolution because the layman believes gravity is a theory we have full and complete knowledge of while the fact is that when you say "electrons orbit the nucleus" you are in turn admitting that they and thus all matter on an atomic scale is defying gravity. How? We have no real answer for that.
 

Dinwatr

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discrider said:
What I see is properly researched scientific papers popping up on both sides, and whilst I might not have the qualifications to determine the validity of each, those that do have a vested interest on both sides to only promote those articles that fit their world view and disparage those that do not. So either I've got to dig through all the literature before I can accurately weigh up all the options, or I'm going to have to rely on reading both types of literature surveys or what have you and hope they give me a balanced look on things which they obviously will not do.

So no, it's not like your example. There is sensible scientific discussion going on on both sides, but the communication breaks down completely in the middle.
Ah, the perennial "Scientists are frauds!!!!" argument.

discrider, I'm a paleontologist. Published in peer reviewed journals, given talks at international conferences, and am currently employed in salvage paleontology work. I am one of those whom you say are only interested in citing works that support my world-view.

Unfortunately for you, I don't do that.

I'm a Neocatastraphist. I believe that low-amplitude, high-frequency events dominate deposition, while high-amplitude, low-frequency events re-work the sediment and dominate the rock record. There are also issues with the K/Pg impact and other things, but we can leave those aside for now; suffice to say that I have a particular world-view. I've based this off of extensive research on two continents and multiple depositional environments.

Others that I work with are Uniformitarianists. They believe that low-amplitude, high-frequency events dominate the rock record, and that high-amplitude, low-frequency events are rare in the rock record, just as they are rare today. They have a very different world-view than mine (both groups support evolution, but we have different views of them).

Oddly enough, I have never hesitated to quote the Uniformitarianists I've worked with. Often I do so to disagree with them, but more frequently it's to discuss the data they collected. It's good data, I just have a different interpretation. In fact, some of hte most fun conversations I've ever had involved looking at some datum and trying to determine which idea it best supported. Really good way to learn the weaknesses of one's epistemology.

As for Creationist publications, I don't believe there's a valid one in the past 50 years. If you have one, please present it. I'll gladly agree that in the past Creationism produced some very interesting papers and talks--but in the past 75 years or so, they've simply gone insane and abandoned all pretense at presenting a scientific argument. I'm rare among paleontologists; I actually enjoy reading Creationist literature of the past (the past is the key to the future, and I like to know how ideas were proven wrong); I'm honestly willing to read a valid Creationist paper. I don't think you can present one. By the way, by "valid" I mean free from gross scientific errors--as in, if you want to talk about thermodynamics you have to show the chemical equations, that sort of thing.

I look forward to you defending your position that the literature is split down the middle. After over ten years of studying geology (6 in school, 5 as a professional) its been my experience that 99.999%+ of the papers, talks, etc. are not written by Creationists, and the ones that are do not actually address any issues Creationists wish to address (the one I saw was on downstream sedimentation after dam removal).
 

DANEgerous

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Jarimir said:
Master of the Skies said:
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Hey, look, 11 people are wrong! Don't let anyone fool you, there is NO argument against evolution. You are just wrong.

Not believing in evolution is like not believing in gravity.
11 people are not wrong. 11 people simply have beliefs counter to your own.

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This as why threads like this go to R&P.
Lol, yeah, might as well go up to the professor after you get an answer wrong on an exam and declare "I'm not wrong, I just have beliefs counter to your own!" It'd make as much sense.
One day you will be out of school, and what a teacher or professor thinks will seem less important. People can be wrong about things and get through life just fine. Look at you, you are wrong about needing to be right all of the time.

Did I just cause your world to crumble before you? Sorry about that...
Sorry but that is a cop out. I mean here is an example of what a conversation would be like for the student and professor.

Student: I do not believe the world is round I believe it to be a flat disk.
Professor: Shenanigans here are satellite images
Student:I believe those to be fake.
Professor: Oh do you? Because when test they are accurate to a fault. May I see your map of Earth so we may test it.
Student: No, lets just accept we believe different things.
Professor: Okay, but I will accept the proven you accept the absurd.
Student: Yet my view is not absurd nor yours proven!
Professor: Again, your map of Earth please. Here is mine it is proven to work.

Evolution is not a being, it has no sentience when we say it is wrong we mean it does not exist and rather it is those who accept it are wrong. Yet if you say Evolution does not exist and yet we can show you it does exist (and we can) anyone who believes otherwise is wrong regardless of if they or those they argue against even know what they are arguing about.

This is the thing, wen you say evolution (micro or macro as the are one in the same) is not real you are not longer debating a person not even a theory it is debating on par a force of nature like standing in a storm with running a round saying "RAIN S NOT REAL! WHERE ARE THE SPRINKLERS! I WILL FIND THEM DAMN IT" Until the storm stops and you claim victory as you know you go so close to the sprinkler they turned it off to hide the conspiracy before you could unravel the horrific plot that is rain. You are arguing with observed posses, not just scientists or peer reviewed papers but actual forces of nature.
 

Dinwatr

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Jarimir said:
One day you will be out of school, and what a teacher or professor thinks will seem less important.
This is true. However, if you go into any field that actually deals with geology, biology, medicine, paleontology, or any related field, the facts that you're trying to dismiss become rather significant. There's a reason that oil companies and government agencies hire geologists and paleontologists rather than Creationists--we produce real results, in the real world.

Make up your own mind, sure. But if you base it off of objective facts in their proper context, you'll find that evolution is true. The facts overwhelmingly support it.
 

shootthebandit

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Evolution is bullshit. I created you humans then you ate my fruit after i told you not to (ironically nowadays none of you fuckers will eat fruit). I then tried flooding you fuckers and starting again but noah fucked that for me fortunately he saved all my animals though. I then sent my son to teach you lot a bit of decency and it was all going well until you killed him.

Now you undermine my work by saying that you all EVOLVED from apes like some sort of moderately powerful pokemon

I dont even know why i created you fuckwits
 

Quaxar

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Dinwatr said:
discrider, I'm a paleontologist. Published in peer reviewed journals, given talks at international conferences, and am currently employed in salvage paleontology work.
Read that as "savage".
It's very funny to picture you and your team as the monkey-men from Kubrick's 2001.
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... and probably very offensive. But damnit, if that's not the epitome of savage paleontology work I don't know what is!
 

Dinwatr

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Quaxar said:
Dinwatr said:
discrider, I'm a paleontologist. Published in peer reviewed journals, given talks at international conferences, and am currently employed in salvage paleontology work.
Read that as "savage".
It's very funny to picture you and your team as the monkey-men from Kubrick's 2001.
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... and probably very offensive. But damnit, if that's not the epitome of savage paleontology work I don't know what is!
You know, after a few days in the field, yeah, that's about right!

Though as BrassButtons said, ONE beer? I've heard rumors of bars that were able to stay open all year based on the cash they make off of geology field trips during the summer! :D As I told my mother back in college, "I'm not drinking heavily. I'm doing career development!"
 

Edl01

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You can't support Evolution. It's a fact. Deny it all you want but you're wrong.

I believe an old quote from Yahtzee's mailbag showdown sums up my opinion here:
"When it turns out you didn't pick the winner the best thing is to go into denial until the fabric of reality spontaneously changes because god knows that's more likely to happen than you admitting fault"
 

Quaxar

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BrassButtons said:
Quaxar said:
That video is a highly inaccurate portrayal of paleontologists. I didn't see those monkeys drink a single beer.
Well they're savage. Domestication of wild paleontologists only happened a few centuries ago as a result of the development of modern pubs, which allowed them to gather in bigger groups and exchange digging techniques much more efficiently. Discoveries in remains from several roughly 300 year-old digging sites indicate a general blood alcohol level of no more than a third of the current average in a European paleontology population.
 

BrassButtons

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Quaxar said:
BrassButtons said:
Quaxar said:
That video is a highly inaccurate portrayal of paleontologists. I didn't see those monkeys drink a single beer.
Well they're savage. Domestication of wild paleontologists only happened a few centuries ago as a result of the development of modern pubs, which allowed them to gather in bigger groups and exchange digging techniques much more efficiently. Discoveries in remains from several roughly 300 year-old digging sites indicate a general blood alcohol level of no more than a third of the current average in a European paleontology population.
Fascinating. I only study modern, domesticated paleontologists. I must admit to being fairly ignorant of their wild ancestors.
 

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People are really focusing on the wording of the poll far too much. OP didn't mean to imply anything by the words "believe" or "support". They're just words, and they're reasonable enough words for the context.
 

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Quaxar said:
Well they're savage. Domestication of wild paleontologists only happened a few centuries ago as a result of the development of modern pubs, which allowed them to gather in bigger groups and exchange digging techniques much more efficiently. Discoveries in remains from several roughly 300 year-old digging sites indicate a general blood alcohol level of no more than a third of the current average in a European paleontology population.
It only just occurred to me after reading this that my uncle, an archaeologist, is CONSTANTLY talking about how we should be at the pub with his paleontology/archaeology buddies. Its true. Its their natural congregation site. Their home. I know sincerely regret declining his offer and missing out on being allowed inside the pack.

Truly they are an enigmatic and wondrous people.
 

Quaxar

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BrassButtons said:
Quaxar said:
BrassButtons said:
Quaxar said:
That video is a highly inaccurate portrayal of paleontologists. I didn't see those monkeys drink a single beer.
Well they're savage. Domestication of wild paleontologists only happened a few centuries ago as a result of the development of modern pubs, which allowed them to gather in bigger groups and exchange digging techniques much more efficiently. Discoveries in remains from several roughly 300 year-old digging sites indicate a general blood alcohol level of no more than a third of the current average in a European paleontology population.
Fascinating. I only study modern, domesticated paleontologists. I must admit to being fairly ignorant of their wild ancestors.
They are quite a thing those wild ones, unfortunately though they are now pretty much extinct because they just couldn't keep up with the agressive brawling abilities of their more drunk competitors.
As you can see Paleopithecus was quite a bit hairier than most modern specimen of Homo excavatum, since with the advancements of digging techniques developed in pub gatherings more dirt would accumulate in their thick fur so losing hair turned out to be an advantage as it allowed them to go longer and deeper without needing a shower. And that of course meant more discoveries, which in turn secured bigger research grants for their group.
But it also meant less protection from the sun, thus beer also developed as a means of forgetting your various sunburns.

Damn, now I really want to submit a paper to Nature. But I'd probably get blacklisted for that...
BiscuitTrouser said:
Quaxar said:
Well they're savage. Domestication of wild paleontologists only happened a few centuries ago as a result of the development of modern pubs, which allowed them to gather in bigger groups and exchange digging techniques much more efficiently. Discoveries in remains from several roughly 300 year-old digging sites indicate a general blood alcohol level of no more than a third of the current average in a European paleontology population.
It only just occurred to me after reading this that my uncle, an archaeologist, is CONSTANTLY talking about how we should be at the pub with his paleontology/archaeology buddies. Its true. Its their natural congregation site. Their home. I know sincerely regret declining his offer and missing out on being allowed inside the pack.

Truly they are an enigmatic and wondrous people.
Indeed. You could have studied them. Maybe even witnessed one of the seldom attempts of the two subspecies at cross-mating!
I hear seeing a paleontologist trying to pass an Australopithecus thighbone off as one of a 14th century French monarch to attract female archeologists is quite a sight.
 

Dinwatr

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Speaking as a Homo excavatum, I approve the previous exchange. :D

ETA: And I may need to print it out to show some of my co-workers!
 

Quaxar

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Dinwatr said:
Speaking as a Homo excavatum, I approve the previous exchange. :D

ETA: And I may need to print it out to show some of my co-workers!
A print-out is essentially a publication and you and your colleagues are peers. Out of my dreams and into my CV!
Would have preferred Nature but I take what I can.

BrassButtons said:
Quaxar said:
These are for you. You've earned them.

In the notification the picture was original size... I just found out chocolate chip cookies bigger the size of a small frisbee are terrifying. Possibly delicious too but still a sight and most definitely the biggest internet cookies I've ever gotten.
 

gezodiac

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I cannot back religion and creationism knowing what I know, versus their supposed tree of existence where everything existed at once and moved on since. Where dinosaurs lived with people, yet they are never found in the bible. I think a monstrous predator would make itself into the bible in some shape or form.

All I need to do is look at a creationist, ask if they have a pet dog, and if they say yes forward them to the documentary and man created dog. DID YALL KNOW A POINTER IS CALLED A POINTER CUZ IT POINTS AT STUFF, and a poodle is a retriever dog..... and corgis are smaller Sheppard dogs? GOLLY GEE.