Poll: Do you think L4D's witch is hot?

[ghostshoot]

Well the witch in your car might also be bad. i mean shell rip the seats!

 

[ma55ter_fett]

I have a thing, I like to read up on the lore and history of the games I play. God save me when I start on my Assassin's Creed 2 background reading.

I don't think it'd be worth setting Mona on fire, the painting's so small it'd take all of a minute to burn up. It'd be much more entertaining to 'accidentally' spill paint stripper on it and run, leaving everyone to freak out.

...I am pleased to know you at this moment.

She is too thin for my tastes

No such thing!
(unless ribs are showing)

She looks anorexic to me, plus she has no bust to speak of.

Yes, I am that shallow. She could have a killer personality (har har har) but if her tits are smaller than mine, then I feel that no electricity will ever be generated in that relationship.

 

[kawligia]

There is no option for "She looks like she WAS hot before she got infected got crazy looking."

 

[dalek sec]

No... just no.

 

[ghostshoot]

how can you see shes not cute?

-----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hFwkZ2Ku7s

 

[camokkid]

crazy in the head, crazy in the bed

this

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Psshh! Hellz nah! The Spitter is sexy all the way!

 

[NotAPie]

No, Shes off her peelz anti-depressants.
I just had to.

 

[camokkid]

how can you see shes not cute?

-----> [link/]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hFwkZ2Ku7s[/link]

anyone who doesn't find this cute and/or funny has no eyes/brain/heart, or none of the above.

 

[ghostshoot]

It is the reason why i wake with a smile

 

[camokkid]

Psshh! Hellz nah! The Spitter is sexy all the way!

in the same way that dane cook is a good comedian, and the way that Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw isn't totally fucking awesome

 

[Grayjack]

Zoey + Witch equals = )

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

if she is drawn yes in game...hell no

 

[ghostshoot]

drwan witch is hot XP



[http://photobucket.com/images/lfd%20witch]

 

[yosophat]

I only think the artistic interpretations are somewhat sensual but in game is like looking at one of those anorexic girls that weight less than 90 lbs.

 

[ghostshoot]

dam

 

[joystickjunki3]

Not in the slightest.

 

[Internet Kraken]

psh, who cares about the Witch. Everyone knows that the Spitter is far more attractive.

I mean damn. That gurgling is just so erotic.

 

[tofulove]

well if your into necrophilia, and a face only a mother could love. than you found your self a dream girl. although the hole kill you thing might not be so hot. but than again who knows.

and yes i know there technically not dead, but there sure do look dead. so imo, the op is a necrophiliac who wants to experiment with his unnatural desires with the next best thing. a homicidal woman with nail claws size of a arm who has a habit of ripping face off unlucky people and also looks dead. but hay if you can wrestle her down and tie her up. not sure if that's rape of not. but good luck doing that if they did really exists.

 

[ghostshoot]

well if your into necrophilia, and a face only a mother could love. than you found your self a dream girl. although the hole kill you thing might not be so hot. but than again who knows.

and yes i know there technically not dead, but there sure do look dead. so imo, the op is a necrophiliac who wants to experiment with his unnatural desires with the next best thing. a homicidal woman with nail claws size of a arm who has a habit of ripping face off unlucky people and also looks dead. but hay if you can wrestle her down and tie her up. not sure if that's rape of not. but good luck doing that if they did really exists.

Indeed i do indeed i do =)