Poll: Does anybody here measure?

[Blow_Pop]

Which is why mine are in a box under there. That way they stay clean and not get dirty and dusty.

BTW, Totally NOT lying about that.

I dunno, dust seems to get everywhere in my place. Even the drawers where I keep....Certain things that I won't mention can get fairly dirty, and the dirt can get in the containers if I don't keep it clean. I mean, if you can, more power to you. Just...Wouldn't work in my situation. Damn downtown.

Actual woman or someone read as a woman?

I don't discriminate. >.>

Because I'm often read as a woman even though I don't identify as either male or female and I don't have ten inches.

I just like wordplay and similar concepts. So when we're talking about endowment, I like going the road less traveled.

On the flip-side, I'm trans and my girlfriend is genderqueer. Hell, I call her my girlfriend in large part out of convenience. And most people don't know about her gender identity and so I wouldn't even discuss this if she weren't anonymous.

Suffice to say, neither of us have ten inches.

Also, as someone with a vagina and uterus and all that great stuff (/sarcasm)

Don't be hatin'[footnote]Not serious there[/footnote], I'd kill for that stuff [footnote]That one's more serious, but "kill" is hyperbole[/footnote]!

larger tends to hurt more when people with penis' don't use foreplay or lubrication.....which seems to be quite a lot of them.

Most penis bearers seem to be very clueless as to how a vagina works, so it's not horribly surprising that they don't use foreplay. Personally, I think it's better than intercourse. Plus, it feels better when it's...*ahem* "prepped."

But I'm already clearly "different," so....

But you are very clearly correct(in response to the last sentence)

I'm very surprised that I can manage to keep dust and dirt out of that box as I also have other things in there. And all my rope(including rope for camping) and rope has to be kept in places without dirt getting into it. And I'm kind of fanatical about my rope not getting dirty as I'd like to be able to use it for years and years.

Your partner and I share that in common *tips imaginary hat to the both of you*.

And I could do without the being incapacitated for 3 or so days because of cramps and no access to medication to ease it due to nothing OTC working on me.

 

[Ieyke]

The 10's yes. The rest is a standard bell curve with likely a 1" exaggeration and/or "generous rounding up" going on.

It's unreasonable to assume that everyone is serious EXCEPT the 10+ers. Especially since it was started by an "above average" guy quite possibly trying to stealth brag about a nominally larger than average penis.

Well sure, but if you subtract an inch from the results and put 1/4 of the 10's into the 6's and 3/4 of the 10's into the 5's, they actually appear decently accurate to the bell curve predicted by existing studies.
In a sense, we still seem to be netting a fairly honest response set.
Far more accurate than expected, at least.

You're right, the women are another factor that can easily throw the whole thing off. Hopefully they all vote 10 just to see the results.

So women can's brag about their penis size? You, sir, have offended me!

....Besides, there's an option to just see the results. I myself didn't vote.

Forgot there was a "see results" option. I noticed a couple ladies said they voted 10 just to see the results. *shrug*

 

[Old Father Eternity]

*looks around ... has a good chuckle*
You humans can be very amusing if you want to.
Also, I find a certain Rammstein song to be relevant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtyqMTbv6tE

Not "Mien Tiel?"

I suppose, might as well throw in Keine Lust as well.

 

[Something Amyss]

But you are very clearly correct(in response to the last sentence)

I usually am. But just in case, I'm getting that framed on my wall.

I don't really "get" any mindset to the contrary, but it's possible it simply comes down to a lack of educations. I've mentioned this a lot recently, but I know a lot of women who are clueless about their bodies, so it's hard to imagine the menfolk (or other penis-bearers) are going to have a clue either.

I'm very surprised that I can manage to keep dust and dirt out of that box as I also have other things in there. And all my rope(including rope for camping) and rope has to be kept in places without dirt getting into it. And I'm kind of fanatical about my rope not getting dirty as I'd like to be able to use it for years and years.

I'm kind of anal about duct tape, so I totally get that.

Your partner and I share that in common *tips imaginary hat to the both of you*.

*droning*

One of us....One of us...

And I could do without the being incapacitated for 3 or so days because of cramps and no access to medication to ease it due to nothing OTC working on me.

I understand that intellectually, but gender dysphoria's a real *****. I've dated girls with both super bad PMS and a milder variety that doesn't bother them much or at all (I can't read minds, I can only take people at their word and infer from evidence).

 

[IceForce]

I'm laughing all the way to my next hot topic badge

Nice to see you admit to your real reason for making this thread.

"An honest discussion" my ass. You just made this thread to get badges.

 

[Serinanth]

So now that we know how large we all are, here is the next question for the guys.

Are you a grower or a show'er.

Grower, and glad too, much easier on everyday life and its a nice surprise =D and final form of ====D

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

this thread is doing mad numbers, those who are coming here to ridicule it, are also taking their time to come up with witty replies and adding to the post and views, I'm laughing all the way to my next hot topic badge

You're laughing all the way to your next warning, mocking the system like that.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Worried about your size? Well, lose some weight. For every 5% body fat you shed, you add 1/4" to your main man. Truth.

That... doesn't seem right. The tallest (and skinniest) man I had had sex with had by far the smallest member. It looked quite hilariously out of proportion actually because it was so small. It was about that time I realised height means fuck all

-snip-

Man, what's with people leaving them under the bed. In the bedside cabinet makes them easier to reach LOL.

 

[Blow_Pop]

Worried about your size? Well, lose some weight. For every 5% body fat you shed, you add 1/4" to your main man. Truth.

That... doesn't seem right. The tallest (and skinniest) man I had had sex with had by far the smallest member. It looked quite hilariously out of proportion actually because it was so small. It was about that time I realised height means fuck all

-snip-

Man, what's with people leaving them under the bed. In the bedside cabinet makes them easier to reach LOL.

I don't have a bedside cabinet......else I would.... Also I agree on your response. Tall and thin =/= bigger.

 

[Jason Maggard]

Worried about your size? Well, lose some weight. For every 5% body fat you shed, you add 1/4" to your main man. Truth.

That... doesn't seem right. The tallest (and skinniest) man I had had sex with had by far the smallest member. It looked quite hilariously out of proportion actually because it was so small. It was about that time I realised height means fuck all

Fat collects around the base of the penis, causing you to lose some length. I believe it was Men's Health I learned that from. It's kinda common sense. So that tall skinny dude would have had a mushroom cap if he gained too much.

 

[Ieyke]

Worried about your size? Well, lose some weight. For every 5% body fat you shed, you add 1/4" to your main man. Truth.

That... doesn't seem right. The tallest (and skinniest) man I had had sex with had by far the smallest member. It looked quite hilariously out of proportion actually because it was so small. It was about that time I realised height means fuck all

-snip-

Man, what's with people leaving them under the bed. In the bedside cabinet makes them easier to reach LOL.

No, height doesn't determine penis size, but it does effect how big or small it looks compared to the overall person.
I'm larger than average, but I'm also much taller and wider than average, so everything ends up looking...average. If my body was only average weight/width, the relative size would look much bigger.

Size seems to have no real correlation to anything, so it's easily possible you might find an incredibly tall guy with small junk that looks even smaller because of how tall he is, just as you might find a guy who happens to be short with average junk, but his junk ends up looking huge relative to his overall body.

But regardless of the starting size, gaining body fat reduces the length since it accumulates in the fat pad around the base of the penis and some of the length essentially becomes internal. Losing body fat does indeed "increase" the length, by essentially revealing what is hidden.

 

[Frokane]

I didnt want to state the obvious, we all knew what I was talking about.

Escapists are most jolly when mocking something, but get so angry and defensive when thier integrity is threatened.

We cant all have 7.4 inches.

 

[Something Amyss]

Well sure, but if you subtract an inch from the results and put 1/4 of the 10's into the 6's and 3/4 of the 10's into the 5's, they actually appear decently accurate to the bell curve predicted by existing studies.

You're drawing a conclusion based on a conclusion. Even your room for over-estimation error is based on a number pulled out of the air because ponies.

 

[Something Amyss]

Escapists are most jolly when mocking something, but get so angry and defensive when thier integrity is threatened.

Integrity? All it takes to enraged the board is to suggest that games might be related to violence.

Taking the piss out of the notion would probably be better, though.

 

[Ieyke]

Well sure, but if you subtract an inch from the results and put 1/4 of the 10's into the 6's and 3/4 of the 10's into the 5's, they actually appear decently accurate to the bell curve predicted by existing studies.

You're drawing a conclusion based on a conclusion. Even your room for over-estimation error is based on a number pulled out of the air because ponies.

A conclusion based on the conclusions of scientific studies performed with vastly more reliable methodology and often vastly larger sample sizes.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

I dont have a ruler, so... i will just estimate that it is 15 inches

 

[Ieyke]

So now that we know how large we all are, here is the next question for the guys.

Are you a grower or a show'er.

Grower, and glad too, much easier on everyday life and its a nice surprise =D and final form of ====D

But why are you only interested in knowing the length of it? Girth is also rather important, nobody likes a pencil dick you know.

Another interesting thing to ask is if people are growers or not. You could also ask if they are circumcised or have a normal intact penis.

You can also ask if they have piercings or tattoo's on their penis.

Yea, okay. Why the hell not? Those aren't bad questions.

I have no idea if there are statistics for growers vs showers. Never had to learn that. Dunno where you'd look something like that up either...

That's actually a really valid point about girth, since it can be more important than length. Average girth circumference is 4.8".

I assume circumcision will more or less be representative of home country and/or religion.

...

Me, I'm a grower...like whoa. I think it works out to like 700% or something (in terms of volume, not just length). I'm glad too. Much easier to deal with. Now if only my giant balls would find a way to get out of the way too, that'd be really damn handy. They can really make it a ***** to run sometimes....


My girth - 5.7" circumference.

Yes, circumcised. I think that's pretty typical for most of the US (I'm from Texas).

Yes, technically pierced. Although no piercing to go in it, and I totally forget it is unless someone asks.

No, no tattoos. And by "no", I mean HELL NO.
People who do that are out of their minds. *shudder*

 

[Spade Lead]

After looking at a lot of 'size doesnt matter threads' and 'national averages' I just wonder do people still take enough of an interest to measure, I did the other day and while you may call it sad and pointless, my pursuit of knowledge is driven by I'd rather know than not know.

Sooo lets tear down all the childish jokes and have a good honest discussion about this phonemena that has plauged the male gender in modern society for decades (blame porn)

I suppose I'll go first.

I'm 23,
Mixed Origin
7.3

It only counts if you have a girlfriend (or boyfriend) measure during the course of fooling around (Preferably during Fellatio.)

Using that basis, 9 Fools!

29 years old and white.