Poll: Does anybody here measure?

Frokane

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After looking at a lot of 'size doesnt matter threads' and 'national averages' I just wonder do people still take enough of an interest to measure, I did the other day and while you may call it sad and pointless, my pursuit of knowledge is driven by I'd rather know than not know.

Sooo lets tear down all the childish jokes and have a good honest discussion about this phonemena that has plauged the male gender in modern society for decades (blame porn)

I suppose I'll go first.

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lacktheknack

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For someone who is "driven" to "pursue knowledge", you're really trusting of a poll on a website with a slightly stupid sense of humour.

Of course I put 10+. It's strange that we should care about our anonymity at all but willingly honestly put such private information online.
 

Elfgore

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This made me laugh for a good ten minutes. No one is going to answer this and even if they do, they are going to over-compensate. I'd also prefer not to see member xxx and go "Hey, that's the guy with the nine inch dong!"
 

Dirty Hipsters

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5 inches in diameter.

We're measuring girth right?

See, that's the problem with euphemisms and winking, it doesn't quite get the pertinent information across. If you wanted to know penis length then just come out and say it instead of beating off around the bush (that's how that goes right?).
 

Euryalus

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Oh! Hey Look! We all have 10 +! What a coincidence! XD

...Yeah, you're prolly not gonna get anything out of anyone.
 

Caiphus

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One inch in length but about eleventy-seven in girth.

It's like a small stack of coasters.
 

Scolar Visari

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I'm glad even our women have 10+ inchers. There's no way I could ever be with a woman who's penis was less than 9 inches.
 

Thaluikhain

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Going on a tangent here...but what's the point in measuring?

Now, admittedly, there is sometimes something oddly appealing in collecting lots of useless information about even the smallest things, but I'm not seeing why someone would be all that interested.

(Also where do you measure from, and under what conditions?)
 

Caiphus

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thaluikhain said:
Going on a tangent here...but what's the point in measuring?

Now, admittedly, there is sometimes something oddly appealing in collecting lots of useless information about even the smallest things, but I'm not seeing why someone would be all that interested.

(Also where do you measure from, and under what conditions?)
Since we're on the Internet, you measure from the tip of your elbow and round up to the nearest foot.
 
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Wait, why does it only go to 10+ inches???

Look, I knew I was relatively tall at 6 foot 2 inches, but come on. You people can't possibly be THIS short.
 

chiggerwood

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T0ad 0f Truth said:
Oh! Hey Look! We all have 10 +! What a coincidence! XD

...Yeah, you're prolly not gonna get anything out of anyone.
You know in this situation I sorta feel bad for the guy that's telling the truth.

OT: To be honest I don't know, I've never really measured myself. All I can say is that it fits me, I'm 6'1" 230lbs and it's in proportion. Nothing to laugh at and nothing that's gonna make your jaw drop.
 

Signa

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Yeah, I'm not touching this one with a 10+ inch pole.
 

Treeinthewoods

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It's good to see so many 10+ inchers, makes me feel more comfortable to be surrounded by my peers.

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Blow_Pop

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About 6-9 inches depending on where you are measuring from and which you are talking about. And they are all in a box under my bed....

Doesn't everyone keep them there?
 

Lil_Rimmy

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Oh god, this thread was supposed to be serious. I is ded with da laughs. All of da laughs.

The Escapist: Girth, Length and Density - We've got it all!
 

Arakasi

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lacktheknack said:
Of course I put 10+. It's strange that we should care about our anonymity at all but willingly honestly put such private information online.
What is private to one man is not necessarily so to another. I'd rather someone know the size of my penis than say, actually see it.

Interesting that when people make polls about something related to sex, people immediately sabotage it. Really mature there internet.