Poll: Does anybody here measure?

[Caiphus]

Some nonsense about rulers

Hopefully it doesn't bend like them. That could be awkward.

We used to have sword fights with them in school and yeah, it was always awkward when someone brought a bendy one.

And I'm not talking about rulers.

 

[Sassafrass]

About 68980 millimetres.
On a good day.
With a very powerful magnifying glass and fantastic lighting.

You aren't selling your title very well! If you want PMs for n00dz, you're gonna have to tell people it's 2 metres long!


Or dress it up as a clown. Then it won't hurt so much when people laugh at it

Well, 68980 millimetres is about 69 metres, so...ladies.
Or gentlemen, I don't discriminate.

 

[Arakasi]

Of course I put 10+. It's strange that we should care about our anonymity at all but willingly honestly put such private information online.

What is private to one man is not necessarily so to another. I'd rather someone know the size of my penis than say, actually see it.

Interesting that when people make polls about something related to sex, people immediately sabotage it. Really mature there internet.

"Let's pull 'em out and measure!"

I'd rather not. I was just making the point that there are different levels of privacy, that they differ between people, and that my penis size isn't the highest thing on my 'keep private' list.

I'd say the topic was treated with an appropriate level of maturity.

Because honestly wanting to know about a sexual organ is deserving of mockery?

 

[TheRookie8]

4-5 would be my guess, perhaps even longer if "ahem" we're factoring in room for improvement.

Judging from the results, though, it looks like I'm part of a "shrinking" minority.

 

[CaptainMarvelous]

Because honestly wanting to know about a sexual organ is deserving of mockery?

Little bit.

Because why do you even WANT to know? I don't see how the contents of anyone's pants besides our own is relevant to our day to day lives. Are you worried it's smaller than average? Well, if it is, having it confirmed won't help. Do you think it's bigger? Well, have fun getting an ego boost at the expense of other. You just want to know the information? Google motherf*cker. How seriously would you take this question if it was women measuring vagina sizes?
I can't think of a single mature reason you'd want to know about the state of someone else's genitalia unless you had a vested interest IN said genitalia.
You can take it seriously all you want, bro, just don't expect everyone else to.

 

[Arakasi]

Because honestly wanting to know about a sexual organ is deserving of mockery?

Little bit.

Because why do you even WANT to know? I don't see how the contents of anyone's pants besides our own is relevant to our day to day lives. Are you worried it's smaller than average? Well, if it is, having it confirmed won't help. Do you think it's bigger? Well, have fun getting an ego boost at the expense of other. You just want to know the information? Google motherf*cker. How seriously would you take this question if it was women measuring vagina sizes?
I can't think of a single mature reason you'd want to know about the state of someone else's genitalia unless you had a vested interest IN said genitalia.
You can take it seriously all you want, bro, just don't expect everyone else to.

I don't care myself, but I don't think its right to sabotage the guy's thread just because you don't. 'You shouldn't care about this' has never been a good argument.

We've had threads on here asking about people's height, and no one was immature about that, saying people shouldn't care, why is this subject any different?

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

I'm >= 254*10^9 pm roughly speaking give or take a few hundred femtometres. Although, I'm quite pleased with where this poll has gone.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Because honestly wanting to know about a sexual organ is deserving of mockery?

Little bit.

Because why do you even WANT to know? I don't see how the contents of anyone's pants besides our own is relevant to our day to day lives. Are you worried it's smaller than average? Well, if it is, having it confirmed won't help. Do you think it's bigger? Well, have fun getting an ego boost at the expense of other. You just want to know the information? Google motherf*cker. How seriously would you take this question if it was women measuring vagina sizes?
I can't think of a single mature reason you'd want to know about the state of someone else's genitalia unless you had a vested interest IN said genitalia.
You can take it seriously all you want, bro, just don't expect everyone else to.

I don't care myself, but I don't think its right to sabotage the guy's thread just because you don't. 'You shouldn't care about this' has never been a good argument.

We've had threads on here asking about people's height, and no one was immature about that, saying people shouldn't care, why is this subject any different?

Because this subject has been historically inaccurate outside of controlled environments which an internet is probably the furthest thing from a controlled environment. Averages on "normal" internet discussions of this tend be 7 inches which is just not the case as far as the controlled tests go. Then you also have people rounding up when they shouldn't and no standardised places to measure.

This is like trying to investigate the relationship between force, mass and acceleration while the force provided is just you pushing a toy car and saying "Eh that was about a 5 Newton push". While the car is actually a brick, with no wheels.

 

[Jodan]

16cm thats right i think metric makes it sound better

 

[Alcamonic]

About the size of my feet. That's how far it reaches anyway.

Of course, that's not even its final form!

 

[FrostyChick]

All of the above.

All kept in a box under my bed.

And all clean and ready to use.

That is what we're talking about?

Yeah, I know I don't have anything to say here, just being the inevitable snarky lesbian posting in a dick thread.

 

[Arakasi]

Because honestly wanting to know about a sexual organ is deserving of mockery?

Little bit.

Because why do you even WANT to know? I don't see how the contents of anyone's pants besides our own is relevant to our day to day lives. Are you worried it's smaller than average? Well, if it is, having it confirmed won't help. Do you think it's bigger? Well, have fun getting an ego boost at the expense of other. You just want to know the information? Google motherf*cker. How seriously would you take this question if it was women measuring vagina sizes?
I can't think of a single mature reason you'd want to know about the state of someone else's genitalia unless you had a vested interest IN said genitalia.
You can take it seriously all you want, bro, just don't expect everyone else to.

I don't care myself, but I don't think its right to sabotage the guy's thread just because you don't. 'You shouldn't care about this' has never been a good argument.

We've had threads on here asking about people's height, and no one was immature about that, saying people shouldn't care, why is this subject any different?

Because this subject has been historically inaccurate outside of controlled environments which an internet is probably the furthest thing from a controlled environment. Averages on "normal" internet discussions of this tend be 7 inches which is just not the case as far as the controlled tests go. Then you also have people rounding up when they shouldn't and no standardised places to measure.

This is like trying to investigate the relationship between force, mass and acceleration while the force provided is just you pushing a toy car and saying "Eh that was about a 5 Newton push". While the car is actually a brick, with no wheels.

That may be an apt analysis, were this trying to be a scientific study. Again, height measurement analogy. People who are short may not want to report, etc, etc.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

As someone who's 6'4" I always figured mine was average because porn. then I met a couple people who did porn in person and realized that everyone was a lot shorter than me and I'm pretty big just by virtue of being proportional.

Anyways what I'm getting at is before I could measure I fell dickfirst into a dry blender that was running on the floor and it got ground up and what I'm left with is this deformed piece of flesh that resembles a curly fry.

 

[Naqel]

I'll check an honest double digit answer while completely disregarding the fact that it's supposed to be inches.

 

[Something Amyss]

We used to have sword fights with them in school and yeah, it was always awkward when someone brought a bendy one.

And I'm not talking about rulers.

Nothing worse than having yours collapse in a middle of a sword fight.

Or so I've heard. It's never happened to me.

....And I'm not talking about rulers, either.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Because honestly wanting to know about a sexual organ is deserving of mockery?

Little bit.

Because why do you even WANT to know? I don't see how the contents of anyone's pants besides our own is relevant to our day to day lives. Are you worried it's smaller than average? Well, if it is, having it confirmed won't help. Do you think it's bigger? Well, have fun getting an ego boost at the expense of other. You just want to know the information? Google motherf*cker. How seriously would you take this question if it was women measuring vagina sizes?
I can't think of a single mature reason you'd want to know about the state of someone else's genitalia unless you had a vested interest IN said genitalia.
You can take it seriously all you want, bro, just don't expect everyone else to.

I don't care myself, but I don't think its right to sabotage the guy's thread just because you don't. 'You shouldn't care about this' has never been a good argument.

We've had threads on here asking about people's height, and no one was immature about that, saying people shouldn't care, why is this subject any different?

Because this subject has been historically inaccurate outside of controlled environments which an internet is probably the furthest thing from a controlled environment. Averages on "normal" internet discussions of this tend be 7 inches which is just not the case as far as the controlled tests go. Then you also have people rounding up when they shouldn't and no standardised places to measure.

This is like trying to investigate the relationship between force, mass and acceleration while the force provided is just you pushing a toy car and saying "Eh that was about a 5 Newton push". While the car is actually a brick, with no wheels.

That may be an apt analysis, were this trying to be a scientific study. Again, height measurement analogy. People who are short may not want to report, etc, etc.

Yes well that is what you get on the internet in regards to this at the moment and probably for all time. Also if this isn't trying to be serious why does it matter what people say?

 

[Mutie]

One inch in length but about eleventy-seven in girth.

It's like a small stack of coasters.

You, sir, just won the thread.

Mine's technically a spirit entity which I bonded with as a young teen, so it's size and form is entirely dependent on available mana pools and celestial occurrences.

 

[Something Amyss]

As someone who's 6'4" I always figured mine was average because porn. then I met a couple people who did porn in person and realized that everyone was a lot shorter than me and I'm pretty big just by virtue of being proportional.

Interestingly enough, the camera makes them look bigger. It's a similar principle to "The camera adds ten pounds."

Watching porn might actually give people an inflated sense of what a penis should look like. Which is a shame, as porn is usually so realistic and accurate. I mean, they're practically documentaries, right?

Right?

 

[the doom cannon]

this thread is amazing.

also, 10+ inches is where its at

 

[Frokane]

this thread is doing mad numbers, those who are coming here to ridicule it, are also taking their time to come up with witty replies and adding to the post and views, I'm laughing all the way to my next hot topic badge