Poll: Ezio vs. Batman

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Captain Booyah

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Jeez, I wanna say Ezio, but it's obviously Batman. Higher stealth, infinitely better hand-to-hand combat; everyone else has already mentioned it all, really. Not to mention that if you put Ezio in a modern-day Gotham, you just know he's going to instantly forget any assassin-like duties and slob about playing (his own?) video games and eating Cheetos. In-between prostitute time, obviously.
 

StraightToHeck

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this sounds like the basis for an INCREDIBLE crossover one day; I would very much like to see these two badasses duke it out

that said, Batman would wipe the floor with Ezio a thousand times over
 

Random berk

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Batman needs his gadgets to do parkour and all the chase stuff that Ezio can do naturally, or with 600 year old technology. In a chase, Ezio would win. In a fight, Batman is very tough, but so is Ezio, and is as skilled with all his blades as Batman is with his fists. He can also fight effectively with his bare hands. I enjoy killing guards with Ezio's unarmed skills when stabbing them gets too monotonous. Finally, as has been said by a good few others, Ezio is only at risk of getting a fist in the face and a night in an easily escaped prison. If Batman loses, he won't get a second chance.
 

Zannah

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Part of me is inclined to say, I'd much rather host a contest to find out who's better in bed :eek:
 

StormShaun

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Id watch out if Ezio pulls out a broom that is the most powerful weapon in the world!
 

Arawn.Chernobog

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Batman wins, he already thought about this possibility and made 3 different plans for it. He also already has a backup plan in case the 3 plans fail. What if the backup fails? Yeah, he's covered that too.
 

Samwise137

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Batman without a doubt. Read "Batman: The Return of Bruce Wayne" by Grant Morrison. Bruce Wayne can thrive as a detective in ANY time period.
 

Stammer

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Well, even though I really like Ezio (probably even more than I like Batman) I'd have to say Batman would probably win.

A, Batman's clothes are by default black, which is much better for stealthing around.

B, Batman has way better and way more high-tech/reliable gadgets.

C, Batman is a superhero with the superpower of luck.

D, Batman has a f*cking super car and a giant underground laboratory headquarters.
 

duktapeman90

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Ultratwinkie said:
Christopher N said:
I'm with Ezio on this one. Eagle vision. End of
Batman has much more than an eagle. He has heat vision, night vision, etc. He would find Ezio pretty easily.
Yeah, except heat/night vision would tell him who Ezio is, just allow him to see various silhouette in the dark. Ezio would immediately know who batman is the minute he started glowing gold.

Ultratwinkie said:
duktapeman90 said:
Look up. You also realize that batman HIDES right? Ezio can't stab what he can't see. You also have to bring into consideration of his suit. The batsuit is bulletproof, and a knife would be laughable. He fights the joker, whom uses guns, and still comes out on top.
First off they both hide so by that logic it'd just be a stalemate of them just waiting on ledges for the other to walk by. Also, though batman has a bulletproof suit, his face is still quite vulnerable and Ezio has a knack for going for weak/exposed parts in armor. And I really wouldn't compare Ezio to the Joker. One's a highly trained assassin and ones a homicidal lunatic (albeit a clever one, but still not very good in combat).
 

Telris

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Even if Batman wouldn't kill Ezio, he could still break his legs and/or arms or do something else that takes Ezio out of the fight permanently... so Batman all the way.
 

Red Right Hand

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I think everyone who thinks that Ezio would win has forgotten that Batman managed to beat fucking Superman! So Ezios royally fucked.
 

BabySinclair

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I think most people are forgetting that the OP states that Bats has none of his gadgets. In a 1500's tech setting the match would probably be pretty even, except that Ezio would higher people to do the job and since Ezio could just wait til someone turns gold... Tech just makes it lopsided.

Red Right Hand said:
I think everyone who thinks that Ezio would win has forgotten that Batman managed to beat fucking Superman! So Ezios royally fucked.
That's because Superman is weak to a rare rock that the billionaire can buy just for fun
 

kuyo

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Conor Wainer said:
Batman, because I think it is much easier to come away from using gadgets then to suddenly have them. But I'm not sure I fully understand the proposal.
Ezio took to using the apple pretty quickly.
 

PaperSeraphim

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Depends on whether we're talking the Comic book character, or the movie character.

Movie Batman - Ezio would own him.
Comic Batman - Batman. Full Stop.

Aside from his absolutely staggering array of CANON skills; Comic Batman is IMMORTAL. There was a series where he literally came back from the dead. The pits of Lazarus were involved...

Ezio got nothing.
 

Something Amyss

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Batman would whip out some bat-assassin repellant FTW.

>.>

Seriously, Batman's epic and iconic. Ezio is cool and all, but he's not on the same level.