Poll: Favorite Abridged Series Quote

[Irony's Acolyte]

"My voice gives me superstrength!"

"Attention duelist! My hair allows me to defy gravity!"

"Holy @#$% on a @#$% sandwhich!"

"Don't worry, the sun'll be up in a few hours."

"'Screw the rules, I have green hair!' Wait that wasn't right. I have to lay off the drugs!"

Man I haven't really watched any of them in a while, I should go back sometime and rewatch them. I know there a tons more funny lines than that.

 

[Saltyk]

From DBZ Abridged. This whole scene is full of win. Though it seems the guy who put it together and some technical issues. Still one this is one of my favorite scenes.

 

[S-Unleashed]

Anything from The Big-T2000.

 

[Naheal]

Zhao: Well darn, it looks like I'm out of luck barring a sudden promotion, like the one arriving right now.
Colonel Shinu: What!? There's no way you could have timed this down to the second!
Zhao: Of course I can. I went to the Light Yagami School of Strategy. I can practically predict the future.
- Avatar The Abridged Series

 

[Cain_Zeros]

I'm not sure of an absolute favourite... I have a few that I love.

"Screw the rules, I have money!"

"Screw the money, I have rules! Wait... That's not right..."

"Shut up Mokuba."

"BROOKLYN RAGE!"

"My voice gives me super strength!"

"Was that a Dragonball Z crossover? Knowing this show my father will be Ghost Nappa." (Probably not the exact quote, but close enough)

Marik: My Millennium Rod can only control guys named Steve. Or girls named Steve, but I don't know very many of those.
Bakura: I do.

And the entirety of "I'm On a Blimp"

And from DBZ Abridged:

Naaaaiiil! I saw a bird! It was pretty! Kick it's ass!

 

[smashmaniac64]

from naruto abridged

Spoiler

from teamfourstar

Spoiler

EVERYTHING!!!!! =P

 

[Top35]

Kakashi: Hello students my name is....
Naruto: David Mother Fucking Bowie!!!!
Kakashi: I'm not David Bowie.

 

[MissGinaKid]

From Ademwestlapdogs ocorina of time abridged "I got a stick!"

 

[Toriver]

And the entirety of "I'm On a Blimp"

YES!!! That is so awesome!

I also enjoy...
Kaiba: By the way, did you ever find out what's wrong with Mokuba?
Doctor: Well, we ran some tests on your brother, and it seems that he's going through Japanese puberty.
Kaiba: Oh my God, does that mean...
Doctor: Yes. I'm afraid that he believes he's a pokemon.
Kaiba: MOKUBA! SPEAK TO ME!
Mokuba: Bulbasaur!

Mokuba: Charmander! Char!
Kaiba: Shut up, Charmander... I mean Mokuba.

Joey: Tristan, do you want to go back in the box?
Tristan: No, don't put me back there!

Joey: ...like our spinoff show, Yugioh DMX.
*clip of DMX song with Yugioh GX opening theme scenes... hilarity ensues*

Taya: Wow, look at all the phallic imagery.
Joey: What are you talking about, Taya? There's nothing remotely suspect about this duel.
Yami Yugi: Now quiver in fear as my knight's mighty lance penetrates your moist cocoon!
Taya: Ah, I guess you're right.

Tristan: Wasn't that the movie with the evil ring and the hobbits?
Taya: Why would any of those things be on this island, you idiot?
*pic of Millenium ring: evil ring, pic of Yugi: hobbits*

 

[Megacobb]

Either Let's settle this like men over a childerns card game"Yugioh Abridged" or Kill it like the rest"DBZA".
I find them hilarious.

 

[loremazd]

Raditz: Noooo my space ship, my space armor!
Piccolo: We get it, you're from space!

 

[Vaccine]

I don't think anything had as much impact on me as:

"Screw the rules, I have money!"

 

[fluffybunny937]

"He has the power to..."

"Stop time"

"Summon steam rollers"

"You sure about that?"

"Positive"

 

[Shadow-Phoenix]

"And i Dio wasn't even using a scope...suck it MLG.- JoJo's Bizarre Adventure abridged.
"Polnareff how did you kill vanilla ice!?, Vanilla ice= i guess you could say ( puts on shades) he put me... on ice!(Csi music)"

 

[TiefBlau]

It's a rock!

Jesus Christ, I thought YGOTAS was getting stale, and all of a sudden this episode came and reaffirmed my faith in humanity. It was funny as fuck.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Oh I could go all day. But here's a few....

Gohan: My friend Krillin told me you could help us by touching me.
Guru: Do I look Catholic to you?

Random Alien: I CAN SEE THE FUUUUTURE!!!!

Vegeta: That...reminds me. Did you do anything to me while I was unconscious?
Zarbon : Did....Did I what?
Vegeta: Did you do anything to me while I was unconscious?
Zarbon: What? No! God, no!
Vegeta: Oh, thank God! I j... wait, what do you mean by that? Am I not good enough for you?

Freeza: You know Zarbon, I'm starting to think my people don't understand what I pay them for.
Zarbon: You don't pay us.
Freeza: Allow them to live for.

Random Soldier: After rising concerns with our personel...exploding, we've decided to form a union.
Freeza: Adorable. (Kills the soldier)

Nappa Hey, Vegeta.
Vegeta What is it?
Nappa We're in prison, Vegeta.
Vegeta I see that, Nappa.
Nappa Hey.
Vegeta What?
Nappa Don't drop the soap.
Vegeta I swear to God, Nappa, I will shiv you.

Goku: Well, that's not very nice
Vegeta: OF COURSE NOT! I'M FUCKING EVIL!!!!

Vegeta: Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me?! Forget my life! Always surrounded by miserable failing clods! Like this whole world just likes to bend me over and find me in the Alps! Like I'm some sort of slot receptacle! Well as far as I care, these miserable cows can have a fancy barbeque, with a Goddamn pig!

Okay, I guess that's enough for now
I just love DBZ Abridged

 

[Jewfro Morrison]

Goku to Freiza: I'm gonna break you.....like a kit kat bar

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

Goku to Freiza: I'm gonna break you.....like a kit kat bar

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Also:

Is my current favourite. (Will most likely change when the next DBZ Abridged comes out).

Additional: Nice Necro.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Since this thread got raised back from the death, might as well post some more quotes:

"Dad! Dad! Mom is dead."
"How dead?"
"Dead enough to cause Nunally to go blind."
"That's pretty dead."

"So you are going to shoot me huh? Well the only person who shoots me is me! (points a gun at his head) Good luck trying to shoot me WHEN I'M ALREADY DEAD!"
"...you are a whole new level of stupid."
"Ah, but who is stupider? The one trying to kill himself, or the person trying to kill the person trying to kill himself? That's what I thought."

"When a woman and a table love each other very much..."

"When a woman needs to be comforted, she tells you it's time to buy more shoes. But she has all the shoes, so we really know she just needs boots. Now everything makes sense... Forever."

"You should know one thing about me: Everything is made of rubber! And before you even ask: yes, yes it is."

"Son, I look like a Bond villain and there's a guy running around who talks like Sean Connery! Shit is about to go down!"

Yes, there's a chance I happen to love everything PurpleEyesWTF uploads

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

(From DBZ:A)

Guru: Huh, so they have the Dragonballs. It would be a real dick move to die right now . . . *intentionally holds breath*.