Poll: Favorite Abridged Series Quote
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"And i Dio wasn't even using a scope...suck it MLG.- JoJo's Bizarre Adventure abridged.
"Polnareff how did you kill vanilla ice!?, Vanilla ice= i guess you could say ( puts on shades) he put me... on ice!(Csi music)"
"Polnareff how did you kill vanilla ice!?, Vanilla ice= i guess you could say ( puts on shades) he put me... on ice!(Csi music)"
Oh I could go all day. But here's a few....
Gohan: My friend Krillin told me you could help us by touching me.
Guru: Do I look Catholic to you?
Random Alien: I CAN SEE THE FUUUUTURE!!!!
Vegeta: That...reminds me. Did you do anything to me while I was unconscious?
Zarbon : Did....Did I what?
Vegeta: Did you do anything to me while I was unconscious?
Zarbon: What? No! God, no!
Vegeta: Oh, thank God! I j... wait, what do you mean by that? Am I not good enough for you?
Freeza: You know Zarbon, I'm starting to think my people don't understand what I pay them for.
Zarbon: You don't pay us.
Freeza: Allow them to live for.
Random Soldier: After rising concerns with our personel...exploding, we've decided to form a union.
Freeza: Adorable. (Kills the soldier)
Nappa Hey, Vegeta.
Vegeta What is it?
Nappa We're in prison, Vegeta.
Vegeta I see that, Nappa.
Nappa Hey.
Vegeta What?
Nappa Don't drop the soap.
Vegeta I swear to God, Nappa, I will shiv you.
Goku: Well, that's not very nice
Vegeta: OF COURSE NOT! I'M FUCKING EVIL!!!!
Vegeta: Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me?! Forget my life! Always surrounded by miserable failing clods! Like this whole world just likes to bend me over and find me in the Alps! Like I'm some sort of slot receptacle! Well as far as I care, these miserable cows can have a fancy barbeque, with a Goddamn pig!
Okay, I guess that's enough for now
I just love DBZ Abridged
Gohan: My friend Krillin told me you could help us by touching me.
Guru: Do I look Catholic to you?
Random Alien: I CAN SEE THE FUUUUTURE!!!!
Vegeta: That...reminds me. Did you do anything to me while I was unconscious?
Zarbon : Did....Did I what?
Vegeta: Did you do anything to me while I was unconscious?
Zarbon: What? No! God, no!
Vegeta: Oh, thank God! I j... wait, what do you mean by that? Am I not good enough for you?
Freeza: You know Zarbon, I'm starting to think my people don't understand what I pay them for.
Zarbon: You don't pay us.
Freeza: Allow them to live for.
Random Soldier: After rising concerns with our personel...exploding, we've decided to form a union.
Freeza: Adorable. (Kills the soldier)
Nappa Hey, Vegeta.
Vegeta What is it?
Nappa We're in prison, Vegeta.
Vegeta I see that, Nappa.
Nappa Hey.
Vegeta What?
Nappa Don't drop the soap.
Vegeta I swear to God, Nappa, I will shiv you.
Goku: Well, that's not very nice
Vegeta: OF COURSE NOT! I'M FUCKING EVIL!!!!
Vegeta: Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me?! Forget my life! Always surrounded by miserable failing clods! Like this whole world just likes to bend me over and find me in the Alps! Like I'm some sort of slot receptacle! Well as far as I care, these miserable cows can have a fancy barbeque, with a Goddamn pig!
Okay, I guess that's enough for now
I just love DBZ Abridged
Welcome to the Escapist! Remember while you're here there are some things you should know.Jewfro Morrison said:
Daystar Clarion is your ruler.
Stay out of the Basement.
And above all else, Blame Kross
Also:
Is my current favourite. (Will most likely change when the next DBZ Abridged comes out).
Additional: Nice Necro.
Since this thread got raised back from the death, might as well post some more quotes:
"Dad! Dad! Mom is dead."
"How dead?"
"Dead enough to cause Nunally to go blind."
"That's pretty dead."
"So you are going to shoot me huh? Well the only person who shoots me is me! (points a gun at his head) Good luck trying to shoot me WHEN I'M ALREADY DEAD!"
"...you are a whole new level of stupid."
"Ah, but who is stupider? The one trying to kill himself, or the person trying to kill the person trying to kill himself? That's what I thought."
"When a woman and a table love each other very much..."
"When a woman needs to be comforted, she tells you it's time to buy more shoes. But she has all the shoes, so we really know she just needs boots. Now everything makes sense... Forever."
"You should know one thing about me: Everything is made of rubber! And before you even ask: yes, yes it is."
"Son, I look like a Bond villain and there's a guy running around who talks like Sean Connery! Shit is about to go down!"
Yes, there's a chance I happen to love everything PurpleEyesWTF uploads
"Dad! Dad! Mom is dead."
"How dead?"
"Dead enough to cause Nunally to go blind."
"That's pretty dead."
"So you are going to shoot me huh? Well the only person who shoots me is me! (points a gun at his head) Good luck trying to shoot me WHEN I'M ALREADY DEAD!"
"...you are a whole new level of stupid."
"Ah, but who is stupider? The one trying to kill himself, or the person trying to kill the person trying to kill himself? That's what I thought."
"When a woman and a table love each other very much..."
"When a woman needs to be comforted, she tells you it's time to buy more shoes. But she has all the shoes, so we really know she just needs boots. Now everything makes sense... Forever."
"You should know one thing about me: Everything is made of rubber! And before you even ask: yes, yes it is."
"Son, I look like a Bond villain and there's a guy running around who talks like Sean Connery! Shit is about to go down!"
Yes, there's a chance I happen to love everything PurpleEyesWTF uploads
(From DBZ:A)
Guru: Huh, so they have the Dragonballs. It would be a real dick move to die right now . . . *intentionally holds breath*.
Guru: Huh, so they have the Dragonballs. It would be a real dick move to die right now . . . *intentionally holds breath*.
didnt realize the abridged series was that old.
anywho.
Evil Marik: What's this? A locked door? IMPOSSIBLE...no wait thats totally possible what am i talking about? BEHOLD door, I shall now defeat you with my superior mental mind powers! Grant me access, i command you!
Door: please enter access code
Evil Marik: Stab
Door: access denied
Marik: Kill
Door: access denied
Marik: mutila....wait that is too long....Pain
Door: access denied.
Marik: why are these the only words i know?
(some time later)
Marik: 1111
door: access denied
Marik: 1112
Door: access denied
Marik: 1113
Door: access denied
Marik: this door is a *****.
(some time later)
Marik:9997 (access denied) 9998 (access denied) 9999 (access....approved!). YES! I am henceforth know as the ruler of all doors, every single door shall bow before me and open at my command. I am the master of unlocking!
Door: please enter secondary password.
Marik:NOOOO! CURSE YOU DOOR! From this day forth i swear vengence. I shall hunt down your kind and murder them into extinction!
anywho.
Evil Marik: What's this? A locked door? IMPOSSIBLE...no wait thats totally possible what am i talking about? BEHOLD door, I shall now defeat you with my superior mental mind powers! Grant me access, i command you!
Door: please enter access code
Evil Marik: Stab
Door: access denied
Marik: Kill
Door: access denied
Marik: mutila....wait that is too long....Pain
Door: access denied.
Marik: why are these the only words i know?
(some time later)
Marik: 1111
door: access denied
Marik: 1112
Door: access denied
Marik: 1113
Door: access denied
Marik: this door is a *****.
(some time later)
Marik:9997 (access denied) 9998 (access denied) 9999 (access....approved!). YES! I am henceforth know as the ruler of all doors, every single door shall bow before me and open at my command. I am the master of unlocking!
Door: please enter secondary password.
Marik:NOOOO! CURSE YOU DOOR! From this day forth i swear vengence. I shall hunt down your kind and murder them into extinction!
There's one bit from team four star where Vegeta and Nappa are in prison on Arlia that I think deserves to be recounted in full.
And there's a bit from Code Ment that I really like. Suzaku is in the Lancelot pointing the gun at Lelouch and C.C. touches the robot to stop him.
Lelouch: How did you get him to stay still? That kid is basically ADHD in a meth pipe.
C.C.: I'm just sending him some old Madonna Music videos.
Lelouch: Stop it, you're killing him!
Prisoner: As you can see, many questionable people have been locked away in here.
Prisoner #2: Welcome to Oz, *****! That's right, you with the spiky hair! You're going to be my *****! I'm going to sell you for a cigarette, but not before I violate you, BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BIT-
Arlian King: I LOVE ruling this planet with an iron fist! Right my quee-
(Explosion)
King: What in the great Arlian moon was that?!
Nappa: Hi.
King: Who the f@#k are you two?
Nappa: Hi, I'm Nappa, and that's Vegeta. He was a prison *****.
Vegeta: Shut the hell up Nappa!
Nappa: 'Kay
Vegeta: Anyway, we're here because my parnter is an idiot. Now that we got introductions out of the way I think I'll just kill you and-
Nappa: Hey Vegeta!
Vegeta: Oh god, what now?
Nappa: I think that's their queen. I'm curious how they breed.
Vegeta: Oh god damn it Nappa, that's disgusting! I say we just-
Nappa: Hey, you guys, breed for us!
King: Why should we listen to you? You're surrounded by my 13 elite-
(Nappa kills the guards with an explosion)
King:-dead guards. Well, you heard him honey.
Nappa: They're not doing anything, they're just standing on top of each other, and-
(Suggestive backgound noises start)
Nappa: Oh there we go!
(Nappa takes out a phone and takes a picture)
(Vegeta's phone vibrates. He takes it out and looks at it)
Vegeta: Oh! God damn it Nappa!
Prisoner #2: Welcome to Oz, *****! That's right, you with the spiky hair! You're going to be my *****! I'm going to sell you for a cigarette, but not before I violate you, BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BIT-
Arlian King: I LOVE ruling this planet with an iron fist! Right my quee-
(Explosion)
King: What in the great Arlian moon was that?!
Nappa: Hi.
King: Who the f@#k are you two?
Nappa: Hi, I'm Nappa, and that's Vegeta. He was a prison *****.
Vegeta: Shut the hell up Nappa!
Nappa: 'Kay
Vegeta: Anyway, we're here because my parnter is an idiot. Now that we got introductions out of the way I think I'll just kill you and-
Nappa: Hey Vegeta!
Vegeta: Oh god, what now?
Nappa: I think that's their queen. I'm curious how they breed.
Vegeta: Oh god damn it Nappa, that's disgusting! I say we just-
Nappa: Hey, you guys, breed for us!
King: Why should we listen to you? You're surrounded by my 13 elite-
(Nappa kills the guards with an explosion)
King:-dead guards. Well, you heard him honey.
Nappa: They're not doing anything, they're just standing on top of each other, and-
(Suggestive backgound noises start)
Nappa: Oh there we go!
(Nappa takes out a phone and takes a picture)
(Vegeta's phone vibrates. He takes it out and looks at it)
Vegeta: Oh! God damn it Nappa!
And there's a bit from Code Ment that I really like. Suzaku is in the Lancelot pointing the gun at Lelouch and C.C. touches the robot to stop him.
Lelouch: How did you get him to stay still? That kid is basically ADHD in a meth pipe.
C.C.: I'm just sending him some old Madonna Music videos.
Lelouch: Stop it, you're killing him!
I believe his actual quote is " A big bang... kind of attack"ForgottenPr0digy said:
EDIT: i just relised this was a necroed thread. Posting in this doesnt make me a bad person... does it?
From Dragon Ball Abridged:
Popo: Alright maggots, listen up. Popo's 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami; and Popo. Any questions?
Krillin: Uh, yeah, I- *cut to outside shot of lookout as sounds of fighting can be heard, followed by a black dot of Krillin falling off said lookout* AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!
[Krillin Owned Count: 3]
Popo: Enjoy the climb back up, *****! Any more questions? *silence* Good. Then we can begin.
Nappa: Eh...eh! Vegeta! Look! A Pokémon...
Chiaotzu: I'm not a Pokémon! I'm Chiaotzu! Chiaotzu!
Nappa: Do you hear that, Vegeta? It?s a Chiaotzu! I'm gonna catch it!. *Grabs Pokéball.*
Chiaotzu: I told you I am not a Pokém...OW! *Gets hit by a Pokéball*
Nappa: Awwww, it didnt work, Vegeta.
Vegeta: That's cause you have to damage it first.
Nappa: Alright! Let's see if I can get a critical!! *Chiaotzu flinches in response*
Goku: This ship is awesome! Now, where's that button that makes blueberry muffins?
Dr. Briefs: There is no button like that. I never even considered it.
Goku: Are you sure? It'd be really nice to wake in the morning, push a button, and have muffins. That'd be great. Wink wink?
Dr. Briefs: Dammit, there is no muffin button!
Goku: Darn.
......1 episode later...
Dr. Briefs: You're incredibly lucky I already set the coordinates for Namek, but you, *Goku has a muffin* you... Where did you get that muffin?
Goku: Muffin button.
Dr. Briefs: But...I...never installed a muffin button.
Goku: Then where did I get this muffin...?
......15 episodes later on on part 3 of episode 30...
Goku: *Enters control room of Frieza's ship as dramatic music plays* The controls! Where is it, where is it?
King Kai: It's about to blow!
Goku: Come on, come on! *finds the button* There! *presses it* *Muffin is teleported for Goku and dramatic music ends* Yes!!! *keeps pressing button and more muffins pop up*
King Kai: ...oh my god...
Goku: *muffins keep popping up* YAAAAAAAAYYYYY? *Namek explodes*
Sailor Moon Abridged:
Raye: DON'T WORRY SAILOR MOON, WE'LL ALWAYS BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
Serena: Thanks!
Raye: WITH A KNIFE.
Serena: Oh.
Raye: TO STAB YOU.
Serena: I-I get it.
Raye: AND TWIST IT.
Serena: Okay.
Raye: I HATE YOU!!!
Serena: Thanks, Raye!
Lita: Too drunk.
Raye: Too drunk.
Amy: Too drunk.
Mina: Ketchup.
Popo: Alright maggots, listen up. Popo's 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami; and Popo. Any questions?
Krillin: Uh, yeah, I- *cut to outside shot of lookout as sounds of fighting can be heard, followed by a black dot of Krillin falling off said lookout* AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!
[Krillin Owned Count: 3]
Popo: Enjoy the climb back up, *****! Any more questions? *silence* Good. Then we can begin.
Nappa: Eh...eh! Vegeta! Look! A Pokémon...
Chiaotzu: I'm not a Pokémon! I'm Chiaotzu! Chiaotzu!
Nappa: Do you hear that, Vegeta? It?s a Chiaotzu! I'm gonna catch it!. *Grabs Pokéball.*
Chiaotzu: I told you I am not a Pokém...OW! *Gets hit by a Pokéball*
Nappa: Awwww, it didnt work, Vegeta.
Vegeta: That's cause you have to damage it first.
Nappa: Alright! Let's see if I can get a critical!! *Chiaotzu flinches in response*
Goku: This ship is awesome! Now, where's that button that makes blueberry muffins?
Dr. Briefs: There is no button like that. I never even considered it.
Goku: Are you sure? It'd be really nice to wake in the morning, push a button, and have muffins. That'd be great. Wink wink?
Dr. Briefs: Dammit, there is no muffin button!
Goku: Darn.
......1 episode later...
Dr. Briefs: You're incredibly lucky I already set the coordinates for Namek, but you, *Goku has a muffin* you... Where did you get that muffin?
Goku: Muffin button.
Dr. Briefs: But...I...never installed a muffin button.
Goku: Then where did I get this muffin...?
......15 episodes later on on part 3 of episode 30...
Goku: *Enters control room of Frieza's ship as dramatic music plays* The controls! Where is it, where is it?
King Kai: It's about to blow!
Goku: Come on, come on! *finds the button* There! *presses it* *Muffin is teleported for Goku and dramatic music ends* Yes!!! *keeps pressing button and more muffins pop up*
King Kai: ...oh my god...
Goku: *muffins keep popping up* YAAAAAAAAYYYYY? *Namek explodes*
Sailor Moon Abridged:
Raye: DON'T WORRY SAILOR MOON, WE'LL ALWAYS BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
Serena: Thanks!
Raye: WITH A KNIFE.
Serena: Oh.
Raye: TO STAB YOU.
Serena: I-I get it.
Raye: AND TWIST IT.
Serena: Okay.
Raye: I HATE YOU!!!
Serena: Thanks, Raye!
Lita: Too drunk.
Raye: Too drunk.
Amy: Too drunk.
Mina: Ketchup.
