Poll: Favorite Abridged Series Quote

[Ryotknife]

didnt realize the abridged series was that old.

anywho.

Evil Marik: What's this? A locked door? IMPOSSIBLE...no wait thats totally possible what am i talking about? BEHOLD door, I shall now defeat you with my superior mental mind powers! Grant me access, i command you!

Door: please enter access code

Evil Marik: Stab

Door: access denied

Marik: Kill

Door: access denied

Marik: mutila....wait that is too long....Pain

Door: access denied.

Marik: why are these the only words i know?

(some time later)

Marik: 1111
door: access denied
Marik: 1112
Door: access denied
Marik: 1113
Door: access denied
Marik: this door is a *****.

(some time later)

Marik:9997 (access denied) 9998 (access denied) 9999 (access....approved!). YES! I am henceforth know as the ruler of all doors, every single door shall bow before me and open at my command. I am the master of unlocking!

Door: please enter secondary password.

Marik:NOOOO! CURSE YOU DOOR! From this day forth i swear vengence. I shall hunt down your kind and murder them into extinction!

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

There's one bit from team four star where Vegeta and Nappa are in prison on Arlia that I think deserves to be recounted in full.

Spoiler

Prisoner: As you can see, many questionable people have been locked away in here.

Prisoner #2: Welcome to Oz, *****! That's right, you with the spiky hair! You're going to be my *****! I'm going to sell you for a cigarette, but not before I violate you, BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BIT-

Arlian King: I LOVE ruling this planet with an iron fist! Right my quee-

(Explosion)

King: What in the great Arlian moon was that?!

Nappa: Hi.

King: Who the f@#k are you two?

Nappa: Hi, I'm Nappa, and that's Vegeta. He was a prison *****.

Vegeta: Shut the hell up Nappa!

Nappa: 'Kay

Vegeta: Anyway, we're here because my parnter is an idiot. Now that we got introductions out of the way I think I'll just kill you and-

Nappa: Hey Vegeta!

Vegeta: Oh god, what now?

Nappa: I think that's their queen. I'm curious how they breed.

Vegeta: Oh god damn it Nappa, that's disgusting! I say we just-

Nappa: Hey, you guys, breed for us!

King: Why should we listen to you? You're surrounded by my 13 elite-

(Nappa kills the guards with an explosion)

King:-dead guards. Well, you heard him honey.

Nappa: They're not doing anything, they're just standing on top of each other, and-

(Suggestive backgound noises start)

Nappa: Oh there we go!

(Nappa takes out a phone and takes a picture)

(Vegeta's phone vibrates. He takes it out and looks at it)

Vegeta: Oh! God damn it Nappa!

And there's a bit from Code Ment that I really like. Suzaku is in the Lancelot pointing the gun at Lelouch and C.C. touches the robot to stop him.

Lelouch: How did you get him to stay still? That kid is basically ADHD in a meth pipe.

C.C.: I'm just sending him some old Madonna Music videos.

Lelouch: Stop it, you're killing him!

 

[Alternative]

DBZ abridged
Vegeta: Thats it Im killing you AND you whole planet...BIG BANG....
Goku: ooo.... pretty...
Vegeta: ATTACK
Goku: oh crap!! KAIO-KEN
Vegeta: nooo....
Goku: TIMES...
Vegeta: no, no, noo....
Goku: FOUR!!!!
*Bigbang is reflected*
Vegeta: NO NO NO NOOOOOOO FFFFFFFFFFFFFF...................

how can Vegeta do the big bang attack back when he first meet Goku?? That had to galic gun

he learns big bang attack when he goes super sayin

I believe his actual quote is " A big bang... kind of attack"

EDIT: i just relised this was a necroed thread. Posting in this doesnt make me a bad person... does it?

 

[Saarai-fan]

From Dragon Ball Abridged:

Popo: Alright maggots, listen up. Popo's 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami; and Popo. Any questions?
Krillin: Uh, yeah, I- *cut to outside shot of lookout as sounds of fighting can be heard, followed by a black dot of Krillin falling off said lookout* AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!
[Krillin Owned Count: 3]
Popo: Enjoy the climb back up, *****! Any more questions? *silence* Good. Then we can begin.

Nappa: Eh...eh! Vegeta! Look! A Pokémon...
Chiaotzu: I'm not a Pokémon! I'm Chiaotzu! Chiaotzu!
Nappa: Do you hear that, Vegeta? It?s a Chiaotzu! I'm gonna catch it!. *Grabs Pokéball.*
Chiaotzu: I told you I am not a Pokém...OW! *Gets hit by a Pokéball*
Nappa: Awwww, it didnt work, Vegeta.
Vegeta: That's cause you have to damage it first.
Nappa: Alright! Let's see if I can get a critical!! *Chiaotzu flinches in response*

Goku: This ship is awesome! Now, where's that button that makes blueberry muffins?
Dr. Briefs: There is no button like that. I never even considered it.
Goku: Are you sure? It'd be really nice to wake in the morning, push a button, and have muffins. That'd be great. Wink wink?
Dr. Briefs: Dammit, there is no muffin button!
Goku: Darn.

......1 episode later...

Dr. Briefs: You're incredibly lucky I already set the coordinates for Namek, but you, *Goku has a muffin* you... Where did you get that muffin?
Goku: Muffin button.
Dr. Briefs: But...I...never installed a muffin button.
Goku: Then where did I get this muffin...?

......15 episodes later on on part 3 of episode 30...

Goku: *Enters control room of Frieza's ship as dramatic music plays* The controls! Where is it, where is it?
King Kai: It's about to blow!
Goku: Come on, come on! *finds the button* There! *presses it* *Muffin is teleported for Goku and dramatic music ends* Yes!!! *keeps pressing button and more muffins pop up*
King Kai: ...oh my god...
Goku: *muffins keep popping up* YAAAAAAAAYYYYY? *Namek explodes*

Sailor Moon Abridged:

Raye: DON'T WORRY SAILOR MOON, WE'LL ALWAYS BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
Serena: Thanks!
Raye: WITH A KNIFE.
Serena: Oh.
Raye: TO STAB YOU.
Serena: I-I get it.
Raye: AND TWIST IT.
Serena: Okay.
Raye: I HATE YOU!!!
Serena: Thanks, Raye!

Lita: Too drunk.
Raye: Too drunk.
Amy: Too drunk.
Mina: Ketchup.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

My favorite quote has to be from YGXTAS Episode 5.