Poll: Favorite Abridged Series Quote
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I follow YGO, DBZ and Gargoyles Abridged.
Zorc: *Sets the VIP on fire* Hooraaay! I love practical jokes!
Cody: Holy crap! I think he's dead.
Announcer: Up next, Hannah Montana!
Cody: Holy crap! I think she's dead.
"My affluence makes a nonsense of the regulations!"
Vegeta's entire insane rant during Episode 18. "Dragon Ball! Hand now please."
Xanatos: Oh dear! Mysterious armed soldiers who I have never met before and are most certainly not on my payroll! Whatever shall I do?
(In an outtake)
Xanatos: *Injured and in a Jerry Lewis kind of tone* Ow! Oh the pain! My voice! I lost my cool voice... Oh no...
Zorc: *Sets the VIP on fire* Hooraaay! I love practical jokes!
Cody: Holy crap! I think he's dead.
Announcer: Up next, Hannah Montana!
Cody: Holy crap! I think she's dead.
"My affluence makes a nonsense of the regulations!"
Vegeta's entire insane rant during Episode 18. "Dragon Ball! Hand now please."
Xanatos: Oh dear! Mysterious armed soldiers who I have never met before and are most certainly not on my payroll! Whatever shall I do?
(In an outtake)
Xanatos: *Injured and in a Jerry Lewis kind of tone* Ow! Oh the pain! My voice! I lost my cool voice... Oh no...
Gohan: "RAHHHHHHHH. Im gonna eviscerate you and use your intestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull."
Nappa: "........What?"
Gohan: "Im gonna skullf*** you."
Nappa: "........What?"
Gohan: "Im gonna skullf*** you."
little kariboh is a genius
FLAME SWORDSMAN USE THE STRENGTH GIVEN TO ME BY THE YUGIOH FANBASE TO WIPE OUT JUDGEMANS LIFE POINTS
FLAME SWORDSMAN USE THE STRENGTH GIVEN TO ME BY THE YUGIOH FANBASE TO WIPE OUT JUDGEMANS LIFE POINTS
Kami: Mr Popo, where did you send them?
Popo: I'll tell you where they're not...SAFE
Vegeta: I'm gonna go pay him a...what was the word?
Krillin: A visit?
Vegeta: BEATING. That's right, I'm gonna go pay him a beating.
Vegeta: I'm not crazy, YOU'RE CRAZY...SHUT UP GHOST OF NAPPA!
Ghost of Nappa: Ayyy.
Princess Snake: I killed everything on this table with my bare hands, including the bear hands. IT'S A PUN.
Popo: I'll tell you where they're not...SAFE
Vegeta: I'm gonna go pay him a...what was the word?
Krillin: A visit?
Vegeta: BEATING. That's right, I'm gonna go pay him a beating.
Vegeta: I'm not crazy, YOU'RE CRAZY...SHUT UP GHOST OF NAPPA!
Ghost of Nappa: Ayyy.
Princess Snake: I killed everything on this table with my bare hands, including the bear hands. IT'S A PUN.
Yami: Oh can't I just mindcrush him?
Yugi: No, bad pharaoh! You can't just go around mindcrushing everyone!
Yami: Just one little mindcrush...
Yugi: No, bad pharaoh! You can't just go around mindcrushing everyone!
Yami: Just one little mindcrush...
goku:can i ask you something?
piccolo:yes
goku: so your green right?
piccolo:yes
goku:and you were born from an egg right?
piccolo:yes
goku:are you a yoshi?
piccolo:yes goku im a fucking green dinosaur
goku:can i ride you?
piccolo:yes
goku: so your green right?
piccolo:yes
goku:and you were born from an egg right?
piccolo:yes
goku:are you a yoshi?
piccolo:yes goku im a fucking green dinosaur
goku:can i ride you?
From Hellsing Abridged.
Integra(may not be the name): So, thats your field report the
Alucard: Yup.
Integra: You broke into the house?
Alucard: Yup.
Integra: And you shot him thirty-six times...
alucard: thirty-SEVEN.
integra: And then you killed his partner.
Alucard: To be fair, that was the police girl... with the big titties.
Integra(may not be the name): So, thats your field report the
Alucard: Yup.
Integra: You broke into the house?
Alucard: Yup.
Integra: And you shot him thirty-six times...
alucard: thirty-SEVEN.
integra: And then you killed his partner.
Alucard: To be fair, that was the police girl... with the big titties.
Yami: "Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh!"
That Chick Whose Name Escapes me: "Yugi...I think I'm pregnant...and Yami's the father!"
Joey: "Tristen! Don't leave me!"
Tristen: "I'm sorry Joey, but it's just not working between us."
Joey: "But I LOVE YOU!!"
That Chick: "Yugi, I think I'm pregnant, and Weavel's the father."
Yugi: "Grandpa! So you're the one who shot Tristen!"
Grandpa: "Yes! It was I!!"
That *****: "Yugi, I think I'm pregnant, and Bakura's the--"
Yugi: "No f!@#ing way."
*****: "Okay, I lied about that one."
Tristen: "Yugi, I think I'm pregnant...AND YOU'RE THE FATHER!!"
Yami: "And now the thrilling conclusion!...wait did any of that stuff actually happen?"
That Chick Whose Name Escapes me: "Yugi...I think I'm pregnant...and Yami's the father!"
Joey: "Tristen! Don't leave me!"
Tristen: "I'm sorry Joey, but it's just not working between us."
Joey: "But I LOVE YOU!!"
That Chick: "Yugi, I think I'm pregnant, and Weavel's the father."
Yugi: "Grandpa! So you're the one who shot Tristen!"
Grandpa: "Yes! It was I!!"
That *****: "Yugi, I think I'm pregnant, and Bakura's the--"
Yugi: "No f!@#ing way."
*****: "Okay, I lied about that one."
Tristen: "Yugi, I think I'm pregnant...AND YOU'RE THE FATHER!!"
Yami: "And now the thrilling conclusion!...wait did any of that stuff actually happen?"
Krillin: So....I guess we're fighting that little green guy?
Vegeta: Yeah thats Guldo, have fun with him...
Krillin: Any Strategies?
Vegeta: Throw dog treats at him.
Krillin: How will that help?
Vegeta: I'll find it hi-larious.
Vegeta: Yeah thats Guldo, have fun with him...
Krillin: Any Strategies?
Vegeta: Throw dog treats at him.
Krillin: How will that help?
Vegeta: I'll find it hi-larious.
Oh man, where to start...
"Mahogany..."
"Aw look, he thinks he's people."
"See that, Zarbon? That's YOU if Vegeta isn't in front of me in the next ten minutes."
"Did I just get ***** slapped by a bowlcut?"
"I'll tell you where they're not: SAFE."
"*tap tap* Is this thing on? Is this...ooh okay, there we go. Ahahahem! You are now thinking about what Zarbon did to you, while you were unconscious. Have fun with that."
"Yep, this carpet gets about ten thousand miles to the soul." "Wait, what?" "The gallon."
"I like you! I think I'm gonna call you 'Little Green'!" "My name is Dende."
"Nail. There is an albino Namekian standing behind you. Kill it like the rest."
"Do I look Catholic to you?"
In case you couldn't tell, all of these are from DBZ Abridged.
Oh! One more.
"Muffin button."
"Mahogany..."
"Aw look, he thinks he's people."
"See that, Zarbon? That's YOU if Vegeta isn't in front of me in the next ten minutes."
"Did I just get ***** slapped by a bowlcut?"
"I'll tell you where they're not: SAFE."
"*tap tap* Is this thing on? Is this...ooh okay, there we go. Ahahahem! You are now thinking about what Zarbon did to you, while you were unconscious. Have fun with that."
"Yep, this carpet gets about ten thousand miles to the soul." "Wait, what?" "The gallon."
"I like you! I think I'm gonna call you 'Little Green'!" "My name is Dende."
"Nail. There is an albino Namekian standing behind you. Kill it like the rest."
"Do I look Catholic to you?"
In case you couldn't tell, all of these are from DBZ Abridged.
Oh! One more.
"Muffin button."
"If you do not abide to my commands, then I, Dio, will tear out your intestines, and then I, Dio, will fuck them."
DBZ Abridged:
GURU: Naaaiiiiiiiiiiil! Stop making out wiht your boyfriend! I can hear it from heeeeere, it sounds like *schluurpfupfupfup*.
GURU: Naaaiiiiiiiiiiil! Stop making out wiht your boyfriend! I can hear it from heeeeere, it sounds like *schluurpfupfupfup*.