Daystar Clarion said:
War Penguin said:
Souplex said:
There are many who say they were lurkers during the age of the OldScapist.
They are welcome in our glorious revolution, just as NewScapists who understand the glory of the OldScapists are.
Together we will spread our buttery justice over the 'Pist's every nook and cranny!
Its toast shall never go bare again!
Fool! The toast shall be burnt under your control! You lead a land full of chaos and anarchy! The Escapist will burn under your reign!
You couldn't even stop the flying monkeys from stealing your avatar, what good are you in a battle?
Fool... You do not know of the horrors that I have seen. I have fought dragons, skeletons, zombies, flood, Covenant, Combine, Empires, Sith, bandits, goombas, the list goes on! They have all died by my hands...
The monkeys were merely a scratch. They may have taken my
sight avatar, but they will never take my will and my might!
So don't talk to me of battle, boy!