Poll: Fictional Horse Battle Royale!

[Scarim Coral]

That half robot horse Thirty Thirty from Brave Star (Movie Bob did a spotlight on that shows weeks ago). Name me another horse that is half robot who can transform into two legged and use a space shotgun?

 

[Melon Hunter]

Voted other. Because I think none of those can compare to Binky.

Name and publication of origin please

Binky, from the Discworld

Spoiler: This is Binky

Well, Death tried skeletal horses but they kept falling apart and the fiery steeds set fire to random stuff, and thus came Binky - a totally normal horse.

Yep. You can't beat that advantage. I was tempted to put Rainbow Dash for being able to summon a nuke and for beating up Starscream in that one video, but being above the very laws of physics kinda trumps that.

 

[KINGBeerZ]

I still think Sleipnir, it's the horse of a norse god, it's a godhorse!

 

[Deadyawn]

Bill Horsey from Plotless, Pointless, Pathetic

I'm fairly certain just about no one else has actually read that book but its fucking awesome and so is Bill. So there.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Voted other. Because I think none of those can compare to Binky.

Name and publication of origin please

Binky, from the Discworld

Spoiler: This is Binky

Well, Death tried skeletal horses but they kept falling apart and the fiery steeds set fire to random stuff, and thus came Binky - a totally normal horse.

Yep. You can't beat that advantage. I was tempted to put Rainbow Dash for being able to summon a nuke and for beating up Starscream in that one video, but being above the very laws of physics kinda trumps that.

You know what would beat everything here, even Binky? Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie mixed together. I don't think anyone could beat that.

Captcha: Well Done, thanks Captcha!

 

[keiji_Maeda]

Other

Binky from discworld.

Or Red hare from "Romance of the thre kingdoms", it's lu bu's horse. Come on! LU BU!

still pales in comparison to Binky though.

 

[Melon Hunter]

Voted other. Because I think none of those can compare to Binky.

Name and publication of origin please

Binky, from the Discworld

Spoiler: This is Binky

Well, Death tried skeletal horses but they kept falling apart and the fiery steeds set fire to random stuff, and thus came Binky - a totally normal horse.

Yep. You can't beat that advantage. I was tempted to put Rainbow Dash for being able to summon a nuke and for beating up Starscream in that one video, but being above the very laws of physics kinda trumps that.

You know what would beat everything here, even Binky? Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie mixed together. I don't think anyone could beat that.

Captcha: Well Done, thanks Captcha!

You know not what you have unleashed, foolish mortal! The end is upon us. The fourth wall cannot save you now.

 

[lord canti]

Fools Sparkle Lord trumps all other equine life forms.

 

[Lord Quirk]

Haven't seen Epona from Legend of Zelda yet...I thought this was a GAMING WEBSITE!

 

[Hawk of Battle]

No Agro? That horse helped slay half a dozen collosi for hells sake! And then he

Spoiler

fell off a cliff and survived!

That's hardcore man!

And no Ruin, Wars horse from Darksiders? He's on fire and leaves trails of fire wherever he goes.

But, I voted Sleipnir. As much as I love RD, she really isn't a good fighter and ususally gets curbstomped.

 

[Matt King]

if i am correct in remembering that shadowmere is the horse from the elder scrolls
isn't he invincible?
so....yeah

 

[Popadoo]

I think this sums up my answer well.
Like someone said before, she can cause nuclear explosions. *****, you ain't got nuffin' on Dashie.

 

[cactusjuice]

Rd, although, binky is tempting.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Rainbow Dash, all the way, baby! ...What?

 

[Amgeo]

Yeah, I voted for Rainbow Dash, but there's a ton of awesome horses.

From Norse mythology, there's Skinfaxi and Hrimfaxi, who pull the sun and moon across the sky.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Damn it, I wanted to vote for Binky(discworld) but forgot about him until I voted for shadowmere(escapist problems)

Being more "horse" than all other horses and being above the laws of physics definitely gives him(her? geez, I just read Mort this morning, how can I not remember?) an edge. The only pony that comes close would probably be Pinkie, if only for also being "above the laws of physics".

Captcha:laser beams
That's a good point. Which of these horses have laser beams? It'd be the clear winner because Freakin' laser beams

 

[ejb626]

It honestly depends on weather or not Sleipnir has Odin on his back or not, from my recollection of Norse mythology, Sleipnir never attacked anyone it was all Odin throwing javelins from his back, then again he did run through a flame without being hurt. I think RD could still run circles (or I guess fly) around him though, so I'm going with her.

 

[deathninja]

Was going to vote other - Amazing Horse for entirely self-explanatory reasons, but...

Ambrosius puts horses to shame.

Sir Didymus is a straight-up pimp, and I'll have to agree with Daystar here.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Damn it, I wanted to vote for Binky(discworld) but forgot about him until I voted for shadowmere(escapist problems)

Being more "horse" than all other horses and being above the laws of physics definitely gives him(her? geez, I just read Mort this morning, how can I not remember?) an edge. The only pony that comes close would probably be Pinkie, if only for also being "above the laws of physics".

Captcha:laser beams
That's a good point. Which of these horses have laser beams? It'd be the clear winner because Freakin' laser beams

I'm pretty sure Twilight Sparkle has freaking laser beams:


She now wins by default.

 

[A3sir]

Fictional horse

The Trojan Horse

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