Poll: First Kiss.

[Samurai Goomba]

I have yet to kiss a girl. I have yet to hold hand with a girl, I have yet to talk to a girl around my age in real life for more then 30 minutes stright. I hear the avg. age for a first kiss is 11 or 13 I forget

I'm 16 and honestly, I don't give a crap.

That's the spirit!

Never kissed a girl before, not even a family member's cheek. With a misanthropic personality such as mine, I don't think it's gonna happen anytime this life.

I'm 20. Don't laugh.

It would seem hypocritical if I did.

I also have an acute aversion to other people. Maybe if they sucked less...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

First open mouth kiss was outside of the girl's bathroom on the last Wednesday of school. My sister had to do some stuff and most people went home to see the soccer game. There was nearly no one. She was chewing gum, which made it kinda awkward.

 

[zen5887]

First off

I'm probly gonna get probation for this.

Why would you go on probation?

Anyways..

Spoiler: Story time, kids.

Allow me to give you a quick set-up. I've known this girl for about, say, eight months, been her best friend for nearly that same time. We'd been flirting quite heavily, but never making any real "moves" other than very long hugs and her cuddling up next to me when we're watching a movie. I'm not the kind of guy to "ask out" a woman, I'd much prefer for things to be much more spontaneous and to let them just happen.

So, one night, I invite her over to watch any movie she wants (her choice: Better Off Dead), and order pizza for both of us. Nobody else is home, and we enjoyed the night quite thoroughly. Now, I've never been good with subtle cues. She'd been licking her lips all night, and here, my stupid ass thought she simply had dry lips. So I didn't kiss her that night. I drop her off at home, she lingers, waiting to see if I'll make a move, and then I tell her goodnight and drive off. Now, I had a feeling that she wanted me to kiss her, but I didn't want to take any chances: I really, really liked her, and I didn't want to do ANYTHING to fuck things up.

Then, a day later, she's pretty pissed off at me for a reason that I was completely blind to at the time. She won't return any of my texts, messages or calls, and I'm left wondering where the fuck I went wrong. She finally caves and starts talking to me, and eventually admits that I made her feel like an idiot for not trying to kiss her. That threw me for a loop, I tell you what.

So, we smooth things out again, and I invite her over to watch another movie, this time in the middle of the day. War of the Worlds, this time. We watch for about half an hour, I work up the courage to move in, and then...

...for my first kiss? I went for serious tongue. And then it turns out that there is such a thing as "way too fucking much tongue", as she bashfully pointed out to me later that same day.

But you know what? There were fucking fireworks going off in my mind. Not the stupid chemicals that're released whenever intimate contact with a member of the opposite sex is made, god no, but the kind of uplifting feeling that just tells me "you're going to love this girl until the day you die". Sounds pathetic, right? Like some loser who finally got a base run experiencing his moment of glory and trying to rationalize it as a sign of true love? Well, I beg to differ: several months later, I'm still with her, and I have never been happier. Our relationship is extremely strong, and we are thoroughly committed to one another. I plan on spending the rest of my days by her side... and I love her.

Nice man, haha that made me smile!

My first kiss was kinda like that. She was my first girlfriend (proper girlfriend, primary school doesn't count) when I was 15. I had noo idea what to do and I was to scared to even hug her, let along kiss her. I was at her house one night watching movies and she made the first move and I responded (it was a bit of luck I knew what was happening). We kissed and it was amaaazing, best feeling ever. However, as I said before, I had no idea what to do and as it turns out, it wasn't as amazing for her. Afterwards we were just sitting there, I had a massive grin on my face. Then she said it "...Lets try that again, but.. with less tongue.." I almost died! I felt so foolish, my first kiss and I stuffed it up. Needless to say, that shatted the rest of my confidence so the relationship kinda went downhill from there.

Ah well.. I've always said "Your first girlfriend is like your first band - you have no idea what you are doing, but its a lot of fun"

 

[CIA]

I have never kissed anyone I actually like.

 

[Pwnedall3]

It is a sad truth, but I have yet to get a girlfriend first! But I can't wait till I do.

 

[Diablini]

Kind of stupid, but you will get the embarrassing story:
In kindergarten, we were pretending to be from "The bold and the beautiful".
And so I kissed a obese , fat , huge , ugly plump girl under a table.

*puke*

Yep. I am reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaly embarrassed.

 

[Karlaxx]

First girlfriend is like your first band, huh? (I would quote but the button won't work.) I'm not sure if that bolsters or totally drains my confidence, having done my first show with my first band just three days ago.
I hope relationships can't be crippled by equipment trouble. xD

 

[slipknot4]

Aww... I feel bad commenting now... There's someone out there for everyone. I promise. (Now to make myself believe it...)

My first kiss... was... with my first girlfriend... it was... when... and she... I don't remember. So much for that.

never kissed anyone and i don't think that i ever will.
I will probably die as a virgin.

Spoiler: SNIP

First off

I'm probly gonna get probation for this.

Why would you go on probation?

Anyways..

Spoiler: Story time, kids.

Allow me to give you a quick set-up. I've known this girl for about, say, eight months, been her best friend for nearly that same time. We'd been flirting quite heavily, but never making any real "moves" other than very long hugs and her cuddling up next to me when we're watching a movie. I'm not the kind of guy to "ask out" a woman, I'd much prefer for things to be much more spontaneous and to let them just happen.

So, one night, I invite her over to watch any movie she wants (her choice: Better Off Dead), and order pizza for both of us. Nobody else is home, and we enjoyed the night quite thoroughly. Now, I've never been good with subtle cues. She'd been licking her lips all night, and here, my stupid ass thought she simply had dry lips. So I didn't kiss her that night. I drop her off at home, she lingers, waiting to see if I'll make a move, and then I tell her goodnight and drive off. Now, I had a feeling that she wanted me to kiss her, but I didn't want to take any chances: I really, really liked her, and I didn't want to do ANYTHING to fuck things up.

Then, a day later, she's pretty pissed off at me for a reason that I was completely blind to at the time. She won't return any of my texts, messages or calls, and I'm left wondering where the fuck I went wrong. She finally caves and starts talking to me, and eventually admits that I made her feel like an idiot for not trying to kiss her. That threw me for a loop, I tell you what.

So, we smooth things out again, and I invite her over to watch another movie, this time in the middle of the day. War of the Worlds, this time. We watch for about half an hour, I work up the courage to move in, and then...

...for my first kiss? I went for serious tongue. And then it turns out that there is such a thing as "way too fucking much tongue", as she bashfully pointed out to me later that same day.

But you know what? There were fucking fireworks going off in my mind. Not the stupid chemicals that're released whenever intimate contact with a member of the opposite sex is made, god no, but the kind of uplifting feeling that just tells me "you're going to love this girl until the day you die". Sounds pathetic, right? Like some loser who finally got a base run experiencing his moment of glory and trying to rationalize it as a sign of true love? Well, I beg to differ: several months later, I'm still with her, and I have never been happier. Our relationship is extremely strong, and we are thoroughly committed to one another. I plan on spending the rest of my days by her side... and I love her.

Nice man, haha that made me smile!

My first kiss was kinda like that. She was my first girlfriend (proper girlfriend, primary school doesn't count) when I was 15. I had noo idea what to do and I was to scared to even hug her, let along kiss her. I was at her house one night watching movies and she made the first move and I responded (it was a bit of luck I knew what was happening). We kissed and it was amaaazing, best feeling ever. However, as I said before, I had no idea what to do and as it turns out, it wasn't as amazing for her. Afterwards we were just sitting there, I had a massive grin on my face. Then she said it "...Lets try that again, but.. with less tongue.." I almost died! I felt so foolish, my first kiss and I stuffed it up. Needless to say, that shatted the rest of my confidence so the relationship kinda went downhill from there.

Ah well.. I've always said "Your first girlfriend is like your first band - you have no idea what you are doing, but its a lot of fun"

That made me smile allot. It's cute in a almost self unconsciously ironic way.
Keep it up man.

 

[gamefreakbsp]

My first kiss from another girl i was maybe 7, she was 9. It was so cute we were boyfriend and girlfriend in that little kid way. First proper kiss i was 13 and the girl ambushed me outside of the school dance...best kiss ever.

She ambushed you? Heh

 

[u20363022]

I was about fourteen. I missed. I'm not even joking. We were lying down, he kissed me on the left cheek. I went to kiss his left cheek back, somehow forgot that it was lying on the pillow, and got him on the mouth. Afterwards he was like "way hey hey, I was too scared to do that!" and I had to say that it was an accident. Did a proper one a minute later or so. In the month that we were together, all we did were small pecks. Too bad I haven't had another boyfriend, cause I get a lot of WAT U HAVEN'T TOUNGED A GUY YET LOLOL remarks.

 

[dancinginfernal]

Currently on with a special someone hoping for mine~

In other words, I have not yet had my first kiss.

 

[Nicolefranklin]

Urgh, I remember mine vividly. Was 14, drunk on a cruise ship, and a really cuty guy kept hitting on me, and when he asked what it was like to kiss with my lip-piercing, we went at it. After an hour or so of alot of kissing, he told me he had just turned 30. WTF! He knew my age.. Never would've guessed that he was that old. It's not a very nice story. :/

 

[Floppertje]

It was the 11th of January, sunday evening, alone with her in the basement to practice because she wanted to record a song with me. I kid you not. Me singing sounds a bit like a trumpet being tortured, but I wasn't going to pass up a chance like that.
I was 18, I think she liked me because I was a year older and pretty much the coolest guy around (make of that what you will).
Relationship went south about a month later though, glad I got out of that one. She started posing in a pink leather thingie with a sword. absolute terror. (she's a beginning model. Easy on the eyes, but totally crazy)

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Urgh, I remember mine vividly. Was 14, drunk on a cruise ship, and a really cuty guy kept hitting on me, and when he asked what it was like to kiss with my lip-piercing, we went at it. After an hour or so of alot of kissing, he told me he had just turned 30. WTF! He knew my age.. Never would've guessed that he was that old. It's not a very nice story. :/

Was it the grapist?

IM GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH

Qué? Did you get that from Cyanide & Happiness? Cause that is just wrong...

 

[A_Parked_Car]

I have never been kissed, I have never held hands, hell I haven't even been hugged by a girl haha.

 

[Nicolefranklin]

Urgh, I remember mine vividly. Was 14, drunk on a cruise ship, and a really cuty guy kept hitting on me, and when he asked what it was like to kiss with my lip-piercing, we went at it. After an hour or so of alot of kissing, he told me he had just turned 30. WTF! He knew my age.. Never would've guessed that he was that old. It's not a very nice story. :/

Was it the grapist?

IM GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH

Huh? There's a reference I definitely don't get..?

 

[Sick boy]

It was at a festival when I was pretty drunk, I was wondering around this park pretty drunk, then these three girls walk into the park and we began talking and one of the girls stayed back with me as her friends left to find some people and one thing led to another.

It is a sad truth, but I have yet to get a girlfriend first! But I can't wait till I do.

you're 31 and have never kissed a girl?

 

[Pwnedall3]

It was at a festival when I was pretty drunk, I was wondering around this park pretty drunk, then these three girls walk into the park and we began talking and one of the girls stayed back with me as her friends left to find some people and one thing led to another.

It is a sad truth, but I have yet to get a girlfriend first! But I can't wait till I do.

you're 31 and have never kissed a girl?

well, i am actually 14, that was a mistake, and i don't how i missed that.

 

[Kriptonite]

I was 6 I think and I was at the girl's house. She was maybe 7 or 6, I don't remember really. We were hanging out under her bed(there was a TON of room so it wasn't what you might think..) and she just kinda rolled over and kissed me. That's all I remember.

 

[HentMas]

My first kiss? i was sitting next to my girl (we were 12 and 11 at the time) and she pointed at my watch and said "wow, thats a cool watch" it was a watch that could transform into a robot and into an airplane (yeah, they exist), anywhay i took it and said "yeah!! look it can do this... and this... and this..." and sudenly when i turned to look at her she kissed me, i was startled (they where like 2 seconds of lip contact), when she backed out i opened my eyes, smiled and said in a trembling voice "i...really...like...my...whatch"

hahaha, i was sooo awestrucked