Evilbunny said:
I remember mine. It was extremely disappointing. I had built it up to be this huge thing. I thought I would be different after I'd had it, but it was hardly pleasurable at all and nothing really changed. It was the same thing for losing my virginity. I woke up the next morning and I was the same guy. I don't know whether the lie that sex is a life changing thing is a huge joke that everyone else but me was in on or I am just an emotionally dead robot, but damn that was not all it was cracked up to be.
As a abstinent, virgin male, who has never even seen the big deal in kissing. I can honestly say, YOU DID IT WRONG.
Masturbation alone tells me that. Sex is like Masturbation on crack. And yanking off/polishing the lizard/choking the chicken/sexypartyofonetime! is usually intense enough.
Read up on G-spots(females have 3), date girls that you might actually want to live/die for, and don't screw for a month...you will not forget what happens then.
In other notes: I'm on phase 1 of my sexual relationships plan.
1 First you get da money!
2 Then you get da power!
3 Then you get the weemen!
Power is the best aphrodisiac known to woMankind.
And when I was 8, I had a girlfriend that used to hold my hand and walk around the school balconies on recess...When we held hands it was like we could feel each other's heartbeats, breathing and thoughts.
It is still the most romantic thing I can conjure...holding hands.
After a year, she moved away. And my mom was like, it didn't matter she was probably going into an arranged marriage planned by her family. Now I'm so bitter, I don't even like company over. And I seriously don't trust the concept of "love".