agreedWhiteFangofWar said:Pirates. They're the only ones with any sense of humor. Even in rare cases in fiction where aliens or robots learn some jokes they're just aping their human allies.
werefrog said:ninja's .... they can kill things... there fast... there strong ... and batman....
No, not really. Historically Ninjas were anything but super-humans.Mstrswrd said:Ninja's, because, well, lets face it, I'm enamored with Japanese Mythology and history, and, historically, Ninja's, due to their training, were nearly super-human, so yeah, Ninja's.
Mystery Science Theatre 3000. That's one hilarious robot.WhiteFangofWar said:Pirates. They're the only ones with any sense of humor. Even in rare cases in fiction where aliens or robots learn some jokes they're just aping their human allies.
you. you are the most amazing person in the history of ever.keyper159 said:I picked ninjas because there wasn't an option to be an 8 foot, axe wielding Norseman.
Well, I understand that they were, at their origins, simply peasants who took up arms. That's why they had wepons that were really just farming tools (like the sickle). It was over time that they started to develop ways of training that allowed them to do very impressive things, which I have mentioned in many topics. Things like running about 70 kilometers in a day over uneven terrain, and then being ready to do it again they next day, or being able to support their entire body weight with their arms while "laying" horizontally on a ceiling, holding onto rods embedded in the ceiling (or, preferebly, support beams) to keep themselves up there.Internet Kraken said:No, not really. Historically Ninjas were anything but super-humans.Mstrswrd said:Ninja's, because, well, lets face it, I'm enamored with Japanese Mythology and history, and, historically, Ninja's, due to their training, were nearly super-human, so yeah, Ninja's.
Don't forget Batman was a ninja.Mstrswrd said:Ninja's, because, well, lets face it, I'm enamored with Japanese Mythology and history, and, historically, Ninja's, due to their training, were nearly super-human, so yeah, Ninja's.
For the Norse!!!madman485 said:you. you are the most amazing person in the history of ever.keyper159 said:I picked ninjas because there wasn't an option to be an 8 foot, axe wielding Norseman.
Pfft, you have obviously never heard this classic zombie jokeWhiteFangofWar said:Pirates. They're the only ones with any sense of humor. Even in rare cases in fiction where aliens or robots learn some jokes they're just aping their human allies.