Poll: Get a life

[TheBoulder]

I usually just say,"Fuck you too." I'm not imaginative.

 

[twcblaze]

"I would, but clearly it's done nothing for you."

 

[Booze Zombie]

"If I had no life, I would not be playing games." "How's the work?" "I'd be dead."

 

[SteinFaust]

Ach- ja, ja, und Sie können meine Scheiße essen.

-SteinFaust.

wow if you aren't german then GRATZ you have perfect grammar you even wrote the "Sie" in caps

lol www.freetranslation.com
i like to think out loud in sporadic, broken German when i'm displeased, but to make a clear statement on forums (and save me much flaming about how i can't speak proper German ) i use this site.

 

[SteinFaust]

Ach- ja, ja, und Sie können meine Scheiße essen.

-SteinFaust.

Es is sehr ausgezeichnet mein freunden!

(I hope, german isn't my native language and I'm drinking. Looks alright from here though...)

cool , thanks! and yeah i got the idea of it.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

My response:
I am a gamer, I have many lives.

That or I explain to said person that I probably have more of a life than them as I spend my time doing construtive things, working, studying, gaming or playing sport, whereas they spend their time telling people to "get a life."

 

[Snotnarok]

"Wasn't aware a a tedious soulless 9-5 job was a life, I'll stick with the starving artist thank you."

 

[Megacherv]

"I have one, I spend it gaming with friends. Sorry if you (all) don't approve of that, but I didn't know you'd (all) been titles definer(s) of acceptability in society. Now fuck off and go an (whatever hobby they do), because that apparently makes you the most superior person/people here."

As you can see, it depends on how many dickheads people I'm arguing discussing with.

 

[Denamic]

"Here; have a money, buy a smart."

 

[Alon Shechter]

"You're talking to me, therefore I exist, therefore I have a life."
and then the following happens to the muscular and perfect human being that is the idiot:
WARNING! GRAPHICAL VIOLENT SHIT YOU'VE ALL SEEN BEFORE!

Spoiler

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Whatever.

*forgets about the whole "insult" and continues doing his thing*

Or

I have a life. Your life is just not good enough to relate to mine.

 

[Mitchell_R]

I said No u. I only say this because there was no "Batman" option. The Batman option being when they insult you just walk away, then change Into your Batman costume (I know you all have one) and then break into their house and wait on the ceiling and wait until they grab a beer and sit down to watch baseball. That's when you strike. JUSTICE!

 

[Tdc2182]

Well, I honestly never heard this one (Which is strange, because I am a total nerd). I'd probably do the passive response, "Alright"

Or, "I'll get on that as soon as I have beat hard difficulty"

Or similarly. "Been there, beat life on hard difficulty, unlocked insane and got the achievement"

 

[Freeze_L]

"get a life? really thats all you could come up with? you know what you are not worth the time get a few brain cells, and if you can manage to not kill them all, then maybe we can talk."
the logical response is underrated imo, add a little nerd and stir, and you can piss pepole off.

 

[Mitchell_R]

goram internet issues

Thank god, I thought I was the only one using that. phew.

 

[Crash 9000]

I usually say something like:
"Yeah, I know, I'm sorry I do need a life, I have no friends, I've never had a girlfriend, I have no job and I just live off the kindness of my parents. I would like to go outside and maybe make a few friends, but instead I just sit here and play <Whatever game I was called a no-life loser on> most of my days. I guess that's why I'm so good "

And they usually apologise.
Although it doesn't help that it's mostly true.

 

[Danielsmells]

Depending on the mood and how witty I'm feeling I'll either come back with a long list of often disturbing things I'd do to whoever it may be, use a Dr Cox inspired comeback along the lines of "Wow, if I cared any less about what you said I may pass out" or of course just wander off bored.

 

[Zach Steadman]

Other: "I have two girlfriends and a truck, so fuck you!"

 

[Mitchell_R]

Every time I see a thread on this site where you lot give each other advice on how to deal with Jocks/Chavs/Bullies/Whatever I die a little bit inside. Seriously, you guys really need to just figure this kind of crap out for yourself and stop it with the absolutely horrible advice you give each other.

No.U.

 

[Archemetis]

'That comes in HD then I would expect?'

Seems adequate enough.