Poll: Girls (or guys), Beard or baby face?

[magnus gallant]

i have a beard, it doesnt fill in just under the lip, and in the middle of the mustache


sadly i get no female attention, but it's alright, i'll shave in a couple months

 

[Evilbunny]

I don't look good with a beard, so I keep myself clean shaven.

 

[poleboy]

It's an old picture, but my beard looks swell in it:

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/photo.php?pid=3780&id=1043289939

 

[Neesa]

Eh, I personally like clean shaved guys cause facial hair makes me giggle when I try to kiss.
Giggling during a make-out session =/= good fun. If anything, it'll lead to my boyfriend with a stiffy and me in a giggling fit.

 

[Cheesebob]

Hmm...I'm not old enough to have a good beard yet, but I want a goatee

 

[xitel]

I love goatees, I find them a wonderful facial accessory. Although I will say that sideburns, mutton chops, or the full blown lumberjack beard is a bit of a turnoff for me.

 

[Hippobatman]

I'm always clean shaved. It makes me feel cleaner, and I've heard I don't look that good with a beard

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I have a song that may help you people decide. If not it will at least make you chuckle >.<
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na37dOc_XSQ

 

[ZantetsukenQ]

I couldn't actually live without my beard. I like the strokability of it (and my hair). I shaved my beard off for a job interview a few months ago and it felt wrong. Whats worse is that I didn't get the job

Never again will I shave this beard for the sake of an interview. Also from a sidewards profile, my beard looks like some crazy buzzsaw....

 

[akwardwhistle]

Hmmm, I perfer guys with a beard (not a long one, mind you) and side burns. But a great personality would be nice.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I don't like goatees (When not accompanied by a decent ammount of stubble) or thin moustaches.
But give me a man with a Handlebar or a proper "connects up with the rest of his hair" sort of beard, and I'll be seriously questioning my sexual orientation for a few seconds.

I like beards.
When my pathetic beard growing skills become less pathetic, I plan to grow a full on beard and handlebar combo. If only for a while, since from the public's point of view it's probably not the best look for a male teacher in training.

Beards in order of awesomeness (From "Why? Why would you defile a perfectly good face?" to "You sir, are my new god."

-The kind of small moustache owned by someone who calls himself "uncle" when he isn't related to you.
-Thin or light moustaches
-Thin or light moustaches with stubble (still bad, but better than before)
-Soul patch
-Goatees
-Goatees with stubble (In terms of how much stubble I mean, see House)
-All manner of crazy beards and moustaches of an Asian origin.
-Mutton Chops
-Stubble by itself
-Bushy Moustache
-Bushy Moustache with stubble
-The handlebar
-The handlebar with Stubble
-The Lemmy
-The Lemmy with stubble
-Full beards, but with no accompanying moustache
-Full beards with a bushy moustache
-Full beards with a handlebar
-Dwarven beards
-Viking beards
-Jim Doki with an imaginary handlebar
-Charles Darwin's beard
-Fisherman's beards (with moustache built in as part of the package)
-The beard of Rutherford B Hayes (Seriously, check that shit out, it's awesome)

 

[Neesa]

Mmm, I might not like facial hair, but I'm a sucker for a guy with sexy sideburns. Not the wild Grizzly Adams kind, the kind that they actually take care of. Mmm. Tasty.

 

[the monopoly guy]

I hate it when teenagers try growing mustaches, and all they have is a very thin patchy...thing-especially when it's very noticable. Just shave it, you stupid.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

I'd say unless you really work on your beard and care for it, then clean shaven is the way to go. Plus it's easier since I don't seem to be allowed to grow a beard wherever I go :/.

 

[anmolngm]

I hate it when teenagers try growing mustaches, and all they have is a very thin patchy...thing-especially when it's very noticable. Just shave it, you stupid.

That's cold. Ice cold.

 

[Neesa]

I hate it when teenagers try growing mustaches, and all they have is a very thin patchy...thing-especially when it's very noticable. Just shave it, you stupid.

That's cold. Ice cold.

Cold? Perhaps. Hilarious? Indeed. -claps-

 

[JakePwnsAtLife]

For me, clean shaven is about it. I've seen one or two guys that I've found attractive with facial hair, but I didn't even find them attractive initially, it was after I'd started liking them otherwise. It grows on you, but if you're looking to catch her interest--shave.

 

[SinisterDeath]

I'd go abe lincoln if I could, however they tend to get hot, when your working, or gaming for hours on end.

 

[ChaosTheory3133]

I deflect fail with my beard... It serves a utility purpose as well as add a grizzled factor into my personality.

As far as attracting the opposite sex, subconsciously "clean" is connected with clean shaven, via advertisements. It depends on whether or not you wish to meet the unreasonable standards of society. If you do then you may as well label yourself a tool of popular opinion.

Though I don't expect people to make decisions for themselves and sacrifice social connection with other people.