Poll: Have you ever searched your name on Urban Dictionary?

[Deef]

Joel

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Refers to a cool, intellectual, popular, well-liked, needed, or otherwise important person. A person that's more important than regular people. Arrised from the word "yo" which resembles the word "joel," used to call important people who have been predefined as a joel.

The Latin version of the Hebrew name Yo-el, meaning 'Jehova is God' or 'Yahweh is Lord'. The Greek version ,Ioel, has a similar meaning.
This name was possibly derived from the sun god of Ur, Yo`el, during a time of great cultural mixing.

When a pimp makes all of his hos and tricks pay him just for working for him.

Joel is an adjective used largely in the Surrey/Hampshire area used to describe a person of God-like qualities or to decribe someone who has just done a God-like act.

1. An awesome name for an awesome guy.
2. To be Joel is to be really hot.

To pirate or steal intellectual property. Also to fool China-farmers with fake WOW accounts.

joel is a sexual act where one person will lick or suck on their partners nose and or nostrils causing them to become aroused. The scientific term for this act is known as Nosolingus, this is closely related to the term latimer or mucophagy.

I am pleased with these results.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Intriguing. Most of these probably come from Twilight, but whatever, I'm cool.

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1. jacob

romantic and very loving person
vary kind hearted
a fighter and a lover
bold
has anger issues often
falls for girls easy but gets over them well
never scared of anybody
and loves loves loves sports
jacob is the sweetest most kind hearted guy i have ever met said brittney.


2. jacob

undefinable, indescriable lad.
I am so in love with Jacob.


3. Jacob

A guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them.
"Hey, is that God's brother? Nope, it's Jacob."


4. jacob

another term used for bling. also known as Jacob the jewler who supplies diamonds to rappers and celebrities who then advertising it in their songs. other famous jewelers include Beth and Ice Man
"you got that jacob on your neck"

Tony Yayo song 'project princess'

"I take you to see Jacob
Beth in Jersey, you know, Ice Man in L.A
You don't even know who I'm talkin about
They all jewelers baby, heheheh
Five karats, three karats, one karat
Or maybe a cubic zirconium"

Jayz song "girl's best friend"

"I took ya outta Jacob's in clusters"

Kanye West's song 'diamonds are forever' (remix) with jayz

"When I speak of Diamonds in this song
I ain't talkin bout the ones that be glown
I'm talkin bout Rocafella, my home, my chain
These ain't conflict diamonds,is they Jacob? don't lie to me man"


5. Jacob

very reasonably nice guy who girls adore and is good at talking and if moms talked to him they would love him!! he knows what he wants and trys hard at keeping what he gots!! has a very beautiful girlfriend named emily and a goofy friend named cupcake!! he is not a geeky math asian with a small penis!!
Wow Jacob handles barneys very will!!

Jacob knows where hes going!!


6. Jacob

A guy that can pleasure a girl amazingly, in and out of the bedroom.
OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!
dude fool yummy tight gangsta
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7. Jacob 24 up, 12 down love it hate it

A really cool person who can be very pleasing in every way possible. Uses the words "Love" and "Sweetie" all the time, but only because he is a Romantic.
Jacob: "Hello sweetie"
Person: "You must be a Jacob"

Awh yeah.

 

[twistedshadows]

That gave me a laugh. Who the fuck writes these?


a sexy little creauture!

A hero, a friend, a sexy peice of ass

A quiet, sensitive girl. Loves animals and loves to be with people. Not selfish and thinks of others constintly. doesnt always revolve her life around guys, and thinks education is more important.

someone that is always there for you whether its just to bash the boy that made you cry for extreme periods of time. Or to listen to what amazing things that boy that boy said to you before he made you cry. drinking is normally involved.

the hottest and cutest girl in school shes just so awesome and has the best personality, shes realy shy at times but everyone loves her and whoever doesnt love her is just a jelous lozer and if ur a guy(damion, aj) then u should deffenitly go out with her

a girl who is a complete manipulative slut, has no friends and has to make people feel shit just so that she can feel remotely not emo.

 

[Falconknight06]

Actual Meaning

From the bible, the Archangel, meaning "He who is closest to God"

Hilariously untrue Meaning

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and weird he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

I need to meet the girl who wrote this definition.

 

[Andalusa]

I have now.

Spoiler: I'm quite happy with this.

Morgan
She's the most beautiful girl you will ever see. Every feature that she posseses is engraved in your mind from the second you lay eyes on her. Morgan is not limited to just physical features, her personality is equally as beautiful.

You wonder how it is that a person this extraordinary can exist, but find yourself just appreciating the fact that she exists, and even better yet, that you know her.

 

[Gamer137]

Oh god. Looked up my name, Edward, and got more Twilight references then I can count.

"Someone (usually a guy) that is so utterly fantastic and so close to perfection, inside and out, that he can be compared to no one else besides the fabulous Edward Cullen from Twilight."

Haha! I wish. The perfection part, not the Cullen part.

 

[Nostalgia]

...

One of mine is:
a girl who is so bored that she searches her name on urban dictionary and is now reading this and thinking, "what the fuck."

And what the fuck indeed!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ashley

 

[Cowabungaa]

Heavens...
1. bas
shortened from 'bastard'
"yir deid ya bas!

And that's only the first one, followed by things like:
2. BAS

Bitches. Aint. Shit.

A group of youthful teenagers who are known for their amazing ability at doing what they want, such as giving bitches purple dragons and fingering the po-po.

and

Bas 5 up, 15 down love it hate it

1: Noun; Word that you want to pronounce like the fish, but no better than to do so.

2: Adjective: To describe someone obnoxious, self-centered, egotistical, and at the same time awesome.

3: Person: European forum goer who's aliases were/are among EgoTripper, EgoT, Basman, and SuperBas. The forum he spent the most time on was neotaku, but after going under, Bas has been seen on Invisionfree Forums and buying Adam West merchandise in Northern Europe.

Bas Hates stupid people, retards, small animals, babies, children, and the common Bass Fish found in the Mississippi River. Memorable moments in Bas' life include belittling people on forums, exploring his sexuality as a little girl whose father is Batman, getting a job, and moving out of his parent’s house. As of June 24th, 2006, is the #1 Ranked player in Outrun 2006 on PC.

*sigh* Yay for the internet I guess...

 

[ElephantGuts]

No, but this thread gave me the idea to. Here's the result:

Jeremy
A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".

Well, that seems pretty accurate. Of course, my name is spelled with a G but if anything that only makes it better.

 

[Cozzzy]

"Alasdair: The act of inserting your penis up one's nose and pissing in it.

'Alasdair-ing is so gross'"

...ROFL!

Well, at least the other spellings of my name have good things about them.

 

[iain62a]

Iain:

1. Term of endearment for those in possession of extraordinary cunnilingus skills (definitely me).
2. A sister from another mister. (...)
3. very creative people. (Yep, sounds like me alright).

 

[throwitinthetrash]

3. tyler

A very very very, yet again, very sexy pancake.
That tyler was dilicious.

I'm stunned.

 

[Berethond]

<berethond's real name>
The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.

NOTE - I did not write that. It is completely accurate, however.

 

[Uber Evil]

Lol:

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1. Adam
The first Man to ever get laid.
Adam and Eve had wild sex all night long.

2. Adam
The word "Adam" is also street slang for the drug Ecstasy.
"Hey bro, I want to meet Adam tonight... Can you hook me up?"

5. Adam
An adorable boy, who is great in many ways. see perfect boy
Adam-*says the most perfect things ever,*
Tracy-*melts.*

6. Adam
Name meaning in greek: the leader of men
When people back down, Adam steps up.
In a rough situation Adam will take command.

7. adam 127 up, 45 down
Hot!!! As simple as that. Adam is hot.
Karen: Adam must be the sexiest damn person alive.
Allison: I agree. Adam is hot!

The ones I did not include I disagree with.

How do I always end up being the first post on the next page of a thread.

 

[Ace Jackson]

Mine means, "A charismastic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing. A 'Prince Charming' so to speak in many aspects.", or "The perfect boyfriend; someone who will stay on the phone with you just because, someone who opens doors for you, someone who makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside whenever you're near them. They generally are funny, and tease you a lot. But you never care." Sweet.

 

[DarthDonut]

You really don't want to know. Its just plain DISGUSTING.

 

[skyfire_freckles]

"Too sexy for words..."

I was quite pleased with mine until I realized they were all references to Friends. I'll never escape that stupid show.

 

[puppydogvaan]

Heh...I got this: Term refering to the hottest woman in the room.

lol. It's so spot-on it's amazing.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Apparently, in slang a Kraken is a disgusting vagina.

Once again, I feel insulted.