Poll: Have you ever searched your name on Urban Dictionary?

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Summerstorm

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Holy.... hm, there are some... conflicts....

One disribes my name as "SUPER-GAY" the other says i am a good-looking guy, down with the ladies... what the hell... and a XXXXXXX (my Name) seems to be a thing to do when people are high, which is not very nice. (Twisting their balls)

This is all very bullshit, i reckon
 

ygetoff

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Altorin said:
hahahaha

Last Name got nothing, First and Last name got nothing...

First name.. got this.. with a lot of laughs

1. matthew

a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush
sexy hoe man tooth brush uber
by dildo boy Feb 28, 2008 share this
2. matthew

Of Hebrew origin, meaning "gift of God".
Matt,Mat, Maht, Mathew, Matthew, Matteau
matt mat maht mathew matthew matteau
by Matthew Porter Oct 31, 2007 share this
3. matthew

In the bible the name Matthew is based from Saint Matthew, one of the disciples of Jesus. Also The name Matthew is be defined as the gift of God. Some believe that people with the name Matthew have magical powers, but this has not been proven to be true.
Did you see Matthew yesterday, he was acting like he was the gift of God or something.
matt mat mathew matty maty
by Matthew Miller the Great Nov 3, 2007 share this
4. matthew

a name that describe some one as a smoking hot gift from god,also know as the tax collector in the bible and also as a disciple
man he is a true matthew
matthew smoking hot disciple tax
by kooleyoohmoma Feb 28, 2008 share this
5. Matthew


1. Extremely sexy, smart, and athletic male.
2. Can sometimes be misconstrued as having a big ego or being over confident.
3. Commonly a Leo.
Matthew is the perfect guy.
smart sexy cool hot matt
by abadhabit Jul 14, 2006 share this
6. Matthew


1. Extremely sexy, smart, and athletic male.
2. Can sometimes be misconstrued as having a big ego or being over confident.
3. Commonly a Leo.
Matthew is the perfect guy.
matt cool sexy smart male
by abadhabit Jul 13, 2006 share this
7. Matthew

An intelligent, charming, athletic, handsome, loving, and faithful male. This type of male is very rare, in fact, likely the only one in this world. He loves calculus and physics and hopefully this one person.
You're brilliant Matthew.

8. Matthew

One of the coolest names to ever exist as you can say. I wouldn't particularly say it's the best name because that's an opinion. Just think of it as a name of a male(mostly) that describes a humble person that wants to live a normal life as whoever they are.
Omg! It's Matthew! <3
awesome cool kind friendly simple
by AsianExile Apr 30, 2009 share this
9. Matthew

Matthew is a redneck midget who chews tobacco, and hits on his girlfriend's best friend.
Matthew: "Hey baby come give me some tongue."
Girlfriend: "Eww gross you just put in some dip!!"
matt midget cheater redneck mayo
by kopns Apr 1, 2009 share this
10. matthew

a male who maturbates A LOT!!
omg did you hear about that guy, he's such a matthew. he needs to get some action!


that matthew is a creeper.
masturbate matt matthew beating off man fun
by cuppycakegirly Aug 29, 2008 share this
11. Matthew

a stupid cock sucking monkey who does not shower and is nasty
my nephew is a matthew
eww herpes icky shower nasty
by dannii poo Dec 9, 2008 share this
12. matthew

A retarded person who is missing an appendage.

"he became a matthew after stepping on a landmine"
matthew retard ding dong idget booger
by Micah P. May 22, 2008 share this
13. matthew

a loser that was an accident, and there parents could not be bothered to think of a real proper name. they are unloved by everyone, but they do not realise themself. they also try to make the world a better place but do the opposite.
i hate all matthew's
The last one is the best. "A retarded person who is missing an appendage. 'He became a Matthew after stepping on a land mine.'"
I am using that definition.
 

Iron Mal

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I looked my name up, then I looked up my sister's and my girlfriend's names and a thought struck me, 'all of these are either insults (the person who posted the definition didn't like someone with that name) or flattery (person who posted definition was trying to big themselves up or get in someone else's pants)'.
 

The_Chief

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chris
is a slang for huge cock

like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.
The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men.

hott piece of ass that all the girls want to get at. his cock is huge and even if the ladies dont know it they will soon enough

A huge cock, with balls bigger than any other
Wanna touch Chris?
Sure.

That sexy ass kid with brown hair and brown eyes. A Chris has an enormous penis that hot ass babes like to suck on.

If you know a Chris, you're one lucky motherfu**** thats gonna have a kick ass rest of their life.
Best name ever reserved only for pimps and direct decedents of god himself

guy who can always make you laugh, even at the worst of times. He's an extremely sexy person, even though he denies it. He is also smart, and denies that too. Someone named Chris is always up for having a good time and will always leave you breathless. You'll never be bored with a Chris around

A hot guy who's super nerdy. Plays video games, reads comic books, manga, anime, watches avatar, plays D+D, and is super hot.

[spoiler orange]

oh hell yea.

and my last name
nothing
 

fulano

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Mine is here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Alejandro

And maaan, do people have free time or what?

my fav is: a person who engages in compulsive humping activities, no matter where

All of hose are untrue...rather sadly.
 

PersianLlama

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Shayan:


"HOT n SEXY pimp"
"1 of the greatest friendz anyone can ever have. "
"dead set bogan from epping, sydney, australia but a fucking legend "
"shayan a.k.a. green eyed monster"

I don't know if I should take those as complements or insults.
 

quack35

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"Danny-

An extremely well endowed man who secretly everyone fancies, they are just afraid he will turn them down as he is so handsome. He is also kind and has a great personality.

I'd love to go out with Danny, I'm just too scared to ask
I want Danny to be the father of my children!"


That's what I got. Very accurate definition.
 

superdance14

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"Joey - The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off."

I'm not joking.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=joey
 

PirateKing

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Yeah, I have. Mine is quite strange. Check it out if you want to.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tyson
 

RebelRising

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The coolest guy in the world, but can be an asshole from time to time and is carefree when it comes to just about anything. Basically he just doesn't give a shit......

A Nicholas or Nick....enjoys chonga and the finer things in life....He is a drifter and a daydream believer....some might speculate that the Nicholas is a conceited, hopeless romantic, and is most likely a loner.
(Jessica)- have you talked to that conceited asshole Nicholas lately?

(Britney)- No, why?

(Jessica)- Because i want to confess my love to him....his bad ass careless attitude just makes me go crazy for him.

(Nick off in the distance)- Damn straight *****. Nobody can resist this body.


Remarkably, I'd say it's halfway there for me. I'm an asshole and a daydreamer.
 

TMAN10112

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Tony

1.)A person who is a player and tries alot and only a lil more than half succeeds. If you meet one do him on the spot or even just ask for his number especially if his last name starts with M.

2.)also can be used to describe a hot italian
1.)Hey Tony do you have any rubber cause I need to do you.

2.)Hey Lucy do you think that Italian is a Tony?
P.S. My last name actually does start with an M.
 

Azazcyh

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Steven
1) Sexy, Cool, Swave and Sophisticated
"Your Such A Steven!"

2) The Brotha-man, Steve-o, Stephenopolous, Steve-arino, The Steve-meister, all are common nicknames given to one named Steven. These nicknames stem from many sources, the largest of which is Rob Schnider on SNL as the Copy Guy.


3) The greatest person/name ever...also the sexiest person. I love him!
Steven is SO sexy, I just can't take it when he's near me...RAWR!

4) An extremely cool guy that is hotter then any other person I know. He is hip n happenin and can woop anyones ass.
Man I wish my name was Steven. Then I would be friends with everyone.

I don't particularly get 2 but still

Sweeeet!
 

Neotericity

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The smartest, sexiest man on the internet. Legend holds that he's hung like a Clysdale and smarter than Neal Stephenson.

or

A fart, initiated in a bath tub.