Poll: Have you ever searched your name on Urban Dictionary?

[Valiance]

Spoiler

1. Alex

noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex
alex cool god superb amazing
by wakage Sep 18, 2007 share this
2. Alex

A universally well-recognized unisexual name.

Often derived used as a shortened name for names like (but not limited to): Alexandra, Alexander, Alexandria, Alexa, Alexandra the Queen, Alexander the Great, AlexAlexAlex.
"Hi! My name is Alexander the Great, but you can call me Alex"
by Alexander Man Ho Sep 4, 2005 share this
3. Alex

A common name for both males and females coming from Alexander and Alexandra.
Male- lazy, stubborn, passionate, party animal, very loving and affectionate.
Female- stubborn, easily agitated, fiercly loyal, also very affectionate, desires attention, moody, loves being in relationships.
"Alex, come here!" or "What is Alex doing tonight?"
alex alexandra allie lex lexie
by beachboozer Dec 4, 2007 share this
4. Alex

The most amazing guy ive ever met.
Alex is someone who knows how to love.
You know they're always there for you.
And when you express your feelings, he's still there for you unlike many jackasses.
alex amazing guy loveable unique
by Gethyphe Dec 15, 2007 share this
5. alex

the most beautiful person in the world. a little perfect one mostly nice but can have mood swings the softest nicest lips.
alex is my dream
al alex lovely perfect beautiful
by bekkkkkk Sep 4, 2008 share this
6. Alex

Best guy ever.
will never leave my side.
i love him with all my heart.
sweet, kind, sexy, gentleman, polite, everyone loves him, smart, always thinks ahead of time and plans everything out.
he will make your heart beat with pide
and shine with happiness which surfaces
with a smile upon your face.
always knows a way to a girls heart.
never pass up an oppurtunity to be with him
as he makes me feel warm.
is a ladies man and is a very naughty boy.
phone calls are alwasy funny as well as msn chats.
cant get him out of my head.
I love you Alex
*sigh* He Is So My Alex =)
alex alexander engel angel engy
by Jaccamental Aug 21, 2008 share this

First page and 4 of the definitions are about how awesome I am, and how awesome I am with women.

 

[jp11]

Joshua is a sexy, masculine individual exuding the most desirable of traits. Although Joshua may be timid at first, his genuine and compassionate charm shine through above all things. He can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He is the epitome of a true man.

Aw yeah

 

[Boxpopper]

Oh my. My first name is the usual collection of big dicks and such, but my last name brought up a really odd one:

[censor]
(verb) To reciprocate and eat the balls of a suspended yankee.
While his balls were being soundly yankeed by Jim, Hal decided that he was in the mood to do some [censor]ing himself!

 

[Fairee]

I have just searched it, I am now curious to find out what people have said.

Spoiler: Long Definition

A fun, outgoing person. Generally smart but can be a total blonde at times. (Definitely true.) Someone who likes meeting new people, and smiles a lot. A person who never would just turn on people. (Certain Escapists may object to that bit.) A very good friend. Someone you can trust. (And they'll object to THAT even more) When she's mad, stand clear she might blow her top. But a person who doesn't get mad easily so you dont have to worry about that. (*Ahem*, there's NOO way that's true.)

BTW, for that I searched Jennifer, as that's my full first name. Jenny's just the shortened version that I prefer to be called. Now to get my parents to change to Jenny.....

Edit - I have just checked my surname on there, this is blimming ridiculous, if anyone has actually heard this said I am very interested in hearing about it.

Rolton - A kind of food that can be made fast and is oftenly eaten at hostels by students.