Poll: How do You Bring Home The Bacon?

[Goro]

I'm in law enforcement -
I AM bacon!!
Although I'm looking to buy a store of some kind because I'm tired of being bacon

 

[Vetta E-dom]

I do freelance concept art for game developers, mainly fashion design/ character design. Illustration/ painting, my own gallery work, various 3d assets. As well as going to school for Entertainment Art.

 

[RooksEye]

Full time student, though I'm also a part-time manager at GameStop. Working on getting my degree to be an English teacher.

 

[Lucem712]

In the summer months I keep bees and sell honey.

Not bees; my only weakness D:

I bring home the bacon by setting up complicated traps in order to lure the piggies in. I am just dolescum at the moment. I think I'm just above hobo... Until I get my bakery off the ground

According to Urban Dictionary, you are a wastrel living off government assistance? So, by American Republican standards, your average democrat?[footnote]I kid, I kid[/footnote] Also, you don't have to bring home the bacon! You have a pig farm and/or access to one!

 

[Kae]

That's considerably less awful than what I imagined[footnote]Going by your profile.[/footnote, it's still pretty crap though, you've been there for a while now, so how long until you can get out?

I'll be free in December. Coincidentally, my release date is the same day as my birthday. Best present ever?!

Well what could possibly be a better gift than freedom, less than a year to go too, that's great!
Oh well good luck with that.

 

[ColonelHopper]

I don't bring home bacon, my victims are much more tasty. I stab children for my income. It's good work, and fun too. What's even better is that their parents pay for the privilege.
All joking aside though, that's what I do. (Sans eating the kids) I'm a fencing instructor, mostly working with 6-17 year old kids, except on weekends when I teach introductory classes, then it's mostly adults. I love my job.

 

[Boggelz]

I'm a professional body show-off

....

Ok, I'm a lifeguard. But the two are one and the same in the proper context!

Although, I don't start until May, so where's MY UNEMPLOYMENT PAYMENTS!?

Same here! Though I have a job all year round. Indoor pools for the win!

 

[Nouw]

Another student here, going to be for hopefully another six or so years.

I'm in the glamorous world of ESL in Korea. I teach middle and high school kids.

How is it over there? Haven't been in a while >.>.

Well, other than a few people being a BIT nervous, it's the same old same old. The bibimbap still tastes good, the hongeo still tastes like piss, and the beer is still absolute shit.

What's hongeo? I can't quite decipher that English/Korean .

 

[mokes310]

Another student here, going to be for hopefully another six or so years.

I'm in the glamorous world of ESL in Korea. I teach middle and high school kids.

How is it over there? Haven't been in a while >.>.

Well, other than a few people being a BIT nervous, it's the same old same old. The bibimbap still tastes good, the hongeo still tastes like piss, and the beer is still absolute shit.

What's hongeo? I can't quite decipher that English/Korean .

홍아 or Korean ammonia (piss) fish...you know, that nasty shit that tastes like a batch of bleach was spilled into it?

 

[Nouw]

Another student here, going to be for hopefully another six or so years.

I'm in the glamorous world of ESL in Korea. I teach middle and high school kids.

How is it over there? Haven't been in a while >.>.

Well, other than a few people being a BIT nervous, it's the same old same old. The bibimbap still tastes good, the hongeo still tastes like piss, and the beer is still absolute shit.

What's hongeo? I can't quite decipher that English/Korean .

홍아 or Korean ammonia (piss) fish...you know, that nasty shit that tastes like a batch of bleach was spilled into it?

I guess I have to hand in my Korean card because I have never heard of that before, even as someone that avoids most fish-dishes.

 

[mokes310]

Another student here, going to be for hopefully another six or so years.

I'm in the glamorous world of ESL in Korea. I teach middle and high school kids.

How is it over there? Haven't been in a while >.>.

Well, other than a few people being a BIT nervous, it's the same old same old. The bibimbap still tastes good, the hongeo still tastes like piss, and the beer is still absolute shit.

What's hongeo? I can't quite decipher that English/Korean .

홍아 or Korean ammonia (piss) fish...you know, that nasty shit that tastes like a batch of bleach was spilled into it?

I guess I have to hand in my Korean card because I have never heard of that before, even as someone that avoids most fish-dishes.

Shit, I made a mistake. 홍어...http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jcH4BozSMHo#t=54s

 

[Remus]

I'll let you know tomorrow, after I call Penmac, Manpower, Kelly Services, Express Employment, and Human Resource Staffing. Busy day.

 

[Nouw]

Another student here, going to be for hopefully another six or so years.

I'm in the glamorous world of ESL in Korea. I teach middle and high school kids.

How is it over there? Haven't been in a while >.>.

Well, other than a few people being a BIT nervous, it's the same old same old. The bibimbap still tastes good, the hongeo still tastes like piss, and the beer is still absolute shit.

What's hongeo? I can't quite decipher that English/Korean .

홍아 or Korean ammonia (piss) fish...you know, that nasty shit that tastes like a batch of bleach was spilled into it?

I guess I have to hand in my Korean card because I have never heard of that before, even as someone that avoids most fish-dishes.

Shit, I made a mistake. 홍어...http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jcH4BozSMHo#t=54s

Aaah yup that's definitely something I'd avoid haha.

 

[mokes310]

Another student here, going to be for hopefully another six or so years.

I'm in the glamorous world of ESL in Korea. I teach middle and high school kids.

How is it over there? Haven't been in a while >.>.

Well, other than a few people being a BIT nervous, it's the same old same old. The bibimbap still tastes good, the hongeo still tastes like piss, and the beer is still absolute shit.

What's hongeo? I can't quite decipher that English/Korean .

홍아 or Korean ammonia (piss) fish...you know, that nasty shit that tastes like a batch of bleach was spilled into it?

I guess I have to hand in my Korean card because I have never heard of that before, even as someone that avoids most fish-dishes.

Shit, I made a mistake. 홍어...http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jcH4BozSMHo#t=54s

Aaah yup that's definitely something I'd avoid haha.

Much better than 산낙지...google that shit and you'll take the piss fish every time!

 

[kahlzun]

I work for the federal government. No, i wont tell you which one. And yes, we know what you've been doing, Adrian.

 

[Nouw]

Another student here, going to be for hopefully another six or so years.

I'm in the glamorous world of ESL in Korea. I teach middle and high school kids.

How is it over there? Haven't been in a while >.>.

Well, other than a few people being a BIT nervous, it's the same old same old. The bibimbap still tastes good, the hongeo still tastes like piss, and the beer is still absolute shit.

What's hongeo? I can't quite decipher that English/Korean .

홍아 or Korean ammonia (piss) fish...you know, that nasty shit that tastes like a batch of bleach was spilled into it?

I guess I have to hand in my Korean card because I have never heard of that before, even as someone that avoids most fish-dishes.

Shit, I made a mistake. 홍어...http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jcH4BozSMHo#t=54s

Aaah yup that's definitely something I'd avoid haha.

Much better than 산낙지...google that shit and you'll take the piss fish every time!

Now that I've heard of. Apparently it's good, according to my relatives and friends. I'll pass. The only time I'd eat that if it was alive and I had been trapped in a room for 15 years.

 

[mokes310]

Another student here, going to be for hopefully another six or so years.

I'm in the glamorous world of ESL in Korea. I teach middle and high school kids.

How is it over there? Haven't been in a while >.>.

Well, other than a few people being a BIT nervous, it's the same old same old. The bibimbap still tastes good, the hongeo still tastes like piss, and the beer is still absolute shit.

What's hongeo? I can't quite decipher that English/Korean .

홍아 or Korean ammonia (piss) fish...you know, that nasty shit that tastes like a batch of bleach was spilled into it?

I guess I have to hand in my Korean card because I have never heard of that before, even as someone that avoids most fish-dishes.

Shit, I made a mistake. 홍어...http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jcH4BozSMHo#t=54s

Aaah yup that's definitely something I'd avoid haha.

Much better than 산낙지...google that shit and you'll take the piss fish every time!

Now that I've heard of. Apparently it's good, according to my relatives and friends. I'll pass. The only time I'd eat that if it was alive and I had been trapped in a room for 15 years.

It's not good. You'd have to pay me a million dollars cash to eat that again. Just imagine something incredibly chewy that fights the whole way down...

 

[Nouw]

Another student here, going to be for hopefully another six or so years.

I'm in the glamorous world of ESL in Korea. I teach middle and high school kids.

How is it over there? Haven't been in a while >.>.

Well, other than a few people being a BIT nervous, it's the same old same old. The bibimbap still tastes good, the hongeo still tastes like piss, and the beer is still absolute shit.

What's hongeo? I can't quite decipher that English/Korean .

홍아 or Korean ammonia (piss) fish...you know, that nasty shit that tastes like a batch of bleach was spilled into it?

I guess I have to hand in my Korean card because I have never heard of that before, even as someone that avoids most fish-dishes.

Shit, I made a mistake. 홍어...http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jcH4BozSMHo#t=54s

Aaah yup that's definitely something I'd avoid haha.

Much better than 산낙지...google that shit and you'll take the piss fish every time!

Now that I've heard of. Apparently it's good, according to my relatives and friends. I'll pass. The only time I'd eat that if it was alive and I had been trapped in a room for 15 years.

It's not good. You'd have to pay me a million dollars cash to eat that again. Just imagine something incredibly chewy that fights the whole way down...

Ugh, sounds nasty. I'll stick to red-meat dishes thanks.

 

[Autumnflame]

Pathological and quarantine waste incineration.

in short terms i get paid to make fire happen. burn baby burn

 

[Neverhoodian]

I usually bring it home in a grocery bag.

In all seriousness, I'm working my way up the ladder at what I like to call an "upscale convenience store." We lock the place up by 10:30 so we don't get the late-night "lunatic fringe" that normally frequents such places. The hourly pay is mediocre, but it has medical and dental benefits and a 401k to boot.