Poll: How do you eat a Twix?

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Flamezdudes

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Hazy992 said:
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Hazy992 said:
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You disgusting man Hazy. You are the type of man my friends are but yet you are still disgusting!

How can people eat it like that? JUST EAT THE GOD DAMN THING, JUST BITE IT LIKE A MAN. Eating it bit by little bit is pointless and a waste of time!

How dare people eat things in these silly ways!
Goddamn robot communists telling me I eat it wrong! I eat it properly because I love freedom!
Communism is making people get a fair share of the twix! Sharing is not manly! However it is written in Earth law that with the majority of food, you must simply shove it done your mouth and eat it!

And robots are cool.

God damn... this is the sort of the thing the people who take the cheese off pizza's first and eat them seperately do.
What?! Who the hell does that?! Don't ever lump me in with those people!
Oh ho, but it is those people that you are a part of. Thinking of "new way's" to eat things rather than just biting, chewing and sucking food! Bah!
 

Hazy992

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Flamezdudes said:
Hazy992 said:
Flamezdudes said:
Hazy992 said:
Flamezdudes said:
You disgusting man Hazy. You are the type of man my friends are but yet you are still disgusting!

How can people eat it like that? JUST EAT THE GOD DAMN THING, JUST BITE IT LIKE A MAN. Eating it bit by little bit is pointless and a waste of time!

How dare people eat things in these silly ways!
Goddamn robot communists telling me I eat it wrong! I eat it properly because I love freedom!
Communism is making people get a fair share of the twix! Sharing is not manly! However it is written in Earth law that with the majority of food, you must simply shove it done your mouth and eat it!

And robots are cool.

God damn... this is the sort of the thing the people who take the cheese off pizza's first and eat them seperately do.
What?! Who the hell does that?! Don't ever lump me in with those people!
Oh ho, but it is those people that you are a part of. Thinking of "new way's" to eat things rather than just biting, chewing and sucking food! Bah!
It's the correct way, you're just a freedom hating commie!
 

Lawnmooer

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I just bite into it...

Sometimes I just put an entire bar into my mouth and chew (They seem to be getting smaller as time goes on... :eek: )

I wouldn't even think about eating just part of it first (Seriously? That would be weird and also leave you with a crappy biscuit and some rather sticky caramel eaten at different times... No the biscuit is necessary to avoid getting the caramel stuck all over the mouth and the caramel is necessary to give flavour to the biscuit)


That said, I'm not a huge fan of Twix, sure I'll eat them but I'd go for other chocolate bars over them (Such as Snickers <3)
 

Flamezdudes

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Hazy992 said:
Flamezdudes said:
Hazy992 said:
Flamezdudes said:
Hazy992 said:
Flamezdudes said:
You disgusting man Hazy. You are the type of man my friends are but yet you are still disgusting!

How can people eat it like that? JUST EAT THE GOD DAMN THING, JUST BITE IT LIKE A MAN. Eating it bit by little bit is pointless and a waste of time!

How dare people eat things in these silly ways!
Goddamn robot communists telling me I eat it wrong! I eat it properly because I love freedom!
Communism is making people get a fair share of the twix! Sharing is not manly! However it is written in Earth law that with the majority of food, you must simply shove it done your mouth and eat it!

And robots are cool.

God damn... this is the sort of the thing the people who take the cheese off pizza's first and eat them seperately do.
What?! Who the hell does that?! Don't ever lump me in with those people!
Oh ho, but it is those people that you are a part of. Thinking of "new way's" to eat things rather than just biting, chewing and sucking food! Bah!
It's the correct way, you're just a freedom hating commie!
Like I said, you have to freedom to disobey the law and die or the freedom to do the right thing, which is to just bite the god-damn Twix! It is inherently wrong to do otherwise!
 

Supertegwyn

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I place the food in my mouth. I press my teeth down into the food. I repeat until necessary, then swallow.

Twix eaten.
 

FamoFunk

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NO.

Twix must be the most boring, crappy chocolate bar that is around. Seriously, I've never gotten any pleasure from biting into one of them boring things.
 

Weealzabob

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I just bite into it.
But I do it that way because I secretly yearn to be a hipster, so I'm being "ironically" mainstream. It's the same reason why I use money to buy things, and I bathe on a regular basis.

:p
 

Ickorus

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Slowly and one at a time.

And thanks to the following advert to be vindictive I make the other one watch.

 

Flamezdudes

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Supertegwyn said:
I place the food in my mouth. I press my teeth down into the food. I repeat until necessary, then swallow.

Twix eaten.
Ah! Another true believer of how to eat food.

Respect to you my brother.
 

Supertegwyn

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Flamezdudes said:
Supertegwyn said:
I place the food in my mouth. I press my teeth down into the food. I repeat until necessary, then swallow.

Twix eaten.
Ah! Another true believer of how to eat food.

Respect to you my brother.
We must fight back against the tyranny of Hazy's terrible methods.
 

Flamezdudes

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Supertegwyn said:
Flamezdudes said:
Supertegwyn said:
I place the food in my mouth. I press my teeth down into the food. I repeat until necessary, then swallow.

Twix eaten.
Ah! Another true believer of how to eat food.

Respect to you my brother.
We must fight back against the tyranny of Hazy's terrible methods.
Agreed. I suppose we could force-feed him Twix's straight out of the packet? He will then know the true taste of the Twix, of how it is suppose to be eaten.

It's like someone making pasta and then taking all the individual bits of whatever's in it out and eating it seperately... it's not longer pasta! It's pointless!
 

Patrick Buck

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Of course I eat them properly....
But who says *YOUR* way is the proper way?
I take both the twix sticks, and put them side by side...

AND BITE INTO BOTH AT ONCE. MUHAHAHAHAHA!
 

Starik20X6

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As a straw. Bite the chocolate off either end, stick one end in a glass of milk and you get a biscuity, caramelly, delicious straw. Once the drink is finished, you eat the straw.
 

YingDerpington

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Patrick Buck said:
Of course I eat them properly....
But who says *YOUR* way is the proper way?
I take both the twix sticks, and put them side by side...

AND BITE INTO BOTH AT ONCE. MUHAHAHAHAHA!
You... You... MONSTER! To bite into both at once! Surely the Twix gods have a circle of hell that is painful enough for decrepit, vile creatures like yourself! To do such a monstrous, horrible thing... I weep in despair at this world filled by horrors like you!
 

dvd_72

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Oh no good sir you have it the wrong way round. One must first eat the biscuit, leaving the tasty caramel and chocolate to be enjoyed without that pesky biscuit getting in the way during or after!
 

The Human Torch

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I stopped eating Twix when they renamed it Twix. I liked eating them a lot more when they were called Raiders.

Yes, this is almost 20 years ago. No, I don't hold that many grudges.
 

theartknife

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you guys are missing a trick.

The even better way to eat them is to bite off both ends, then use it as straw to slurp up your tea/coffee, before you scoff the whole thing, which is now all tea/coffee infused and delicious.

BOOM