Poll: How do you say twat?

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Gitty101

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In most areas in Britain I've heard it pronounced "Twat". I've never heard anyone say "Twot" before...
 

Master Kuja

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Like "hat".

Considering the word is primarily of British English origin, and that's how you'll hear it pronounced in the UK, I'd suggest that, as in hat, is the correct pronunciation and I am legitimately baffled as to how the word attained an "as in hot" pronunciation.
 

MarcusD357

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Rhymes with hat, it's the nly way I've ever heard it said, and I hear it quite a lot..
It sounds best if you get a welshman to say "Fucking twat him", it sounds more like "Fockin' twat 'im". Probably ot the best way to describe that.. It sounds better in my head..
 

Magicman10893

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I pronounce it like it rhymes with "swat." The "W-A" part is what makes it sound different. I guess it really depends where put stress on it, like the two different ways to pronounce tomato, "Toe-may-toe" or "Tah-mah-toe." In the end it usually comes down to a regional thing.

On a similar note, my whole life I was told that the state of Nevada was pronounced "Neh-va-dah" and recently I've been hearing people pronounce it as "Nah-vah-dah."
 

Buzz Killington_v1legacy

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
http://www.oxfordadvancedlearnersdictionary.com/dictionary/twat

Shows clearly it's 'at'.
Shows clearly it's both, actually:

twæt twɐt

It's a little hard to see the symbols in this font, but they're pronounced like this:

æ cat /kæt/
ɐ got /gɐt/

And yes, the ɐ pronunciation is a US regional thing, and it's a much naughtier word there.
 

intheweeds

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Grouchy Imp said:
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Well it's spelled 't.w.a.t' so I pronounce it as such. I would only pronounce it to rhyme with 'hot' if it was spelled 't.w.o.t'.

Ever since I've been able to talk I've had this strange compulsion to pronounce words how they're spelled, it's weird.
Its too bad the english language has two or more legal pronunciations for each vowel. For instance, smarmy-pants, you typed 'talk'. How do you pronounce that, pray tell? :)
You are quite correct, in English each letter has a 'hard' and 'soft' pronunciation. But neither pronunciation of 'a' sounds like either pronunciation of 'o', so I shall continue to be as smarmy as I like! :)
say 'talk'. now say 'hot'. now say them both without the first letter. seriously?
If I was being serious do you think I'd be involved with a load of strangers on the internet discussing the pronunciation of swear words?!? /bemused

Oh, sorry, let me fix that:

If I wos being seriaus da yau think I'd be invalved with o laod of strongers an the internet discussing the pranunciotian of sweor wards?!? /bemused
^ *pedals backwards* ^
 

The Lugz

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however you like, it's your mouth
some people around here say 'taah-wat' ive heard many variations, mostly depending how it is intended..
 

GiantRaven

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Building further on this; how would people instinctively pronounce 'wat'? I'm sure it wouldn't be the same as how the majority (myself included) pronounce 'twat'. Why the difference arising from merely adding a letter beforehand?

I fucking hate the English language sometimes.
 

Anchupom

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I generally use other terms for "twat", as I don't like coarse, one-syllable exclamations of one's disapproval.
So I pronounce it "bell-end" most of the time. :D
But when I do speak it aloud, I prounce it like "hat".
 
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ravensheart18 said:
Actually that link shows BOTH as valid if you click on the pronounciation samples.
So you get Opps on your Opple Mockintosh? purleaze.

Or Ohlimuinum? Regional variation is one thing, but you can't just alter phonetics.
 

fordneagles

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http://www.thefreedictionary.com/twat

You'll notice there are *two* audio buttons for this, one for the British pronunciation and one for the American pronunciation, and it's actually the American version that rhymes with hat and the British with hot, which is contradictory to what everyone here seems to be saying (unless they got the combo of pic to audio wrong :p )

Yet the pronunciation here:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/twat

Sounds more like a hybrid of the two, like 'tart' but with a w, so 'twart'.

I say it like it rhymes with hat, saying it as though its spelling is 'twot' just feels weird to me.
 

Gladion

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I pronounce it 'asshole'. But I'm not a native speaker, so I might be wrong.
 

Prof.Wood

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GHudston said:
"It's pronounced Thwaite!!!"

Seriously though, it rhymes with hat. I think that "twot" is a different word entirely.
Well its spelled twat t.w.a.t TWAT!
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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How can you pronounce it to rhyme with hot? I'm saying it in my head and it just doesn't work.
Rhymes with hat
You people are odd.