Poll: How often do you masturbate?!

[Zontar]

Several times a day. Same reason as most: helps me sleep and it's not like I don't enjoy it.

Sorry to just kinda jump in, but if you're looking for comic porn, and you don't know what exhentai is, you should check it out.

I generally prefer Fakku. No login required and everything is freshly fan translated.

Although I haven't been there since I got the Slipshine account.

HOLY SHIT! It even has VNs (albiet a rather limited library). FAKKU wins.

Oh, seriously? I'll have to check and see if it has anything on my "to-play" list.

CAPTCHA: Thank You

Meh, Fakku has a good UI, but the content is... lacking, in terms of numbers.

Now g.e-hentai, THAT has a fair deal of content. Only real problem is it only lets you open about 200 images every 24 hours.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Sorry to just kinda jump in, but if you're looking for comic porn, and you don't know what exhentai is, you should check it out.

I generally prefer Fakku. No login required and everything is freshly fan translated.

Although I haven't been there since I got the Slipshine account.

HOLY SHIT! It even has VNs (albiet a rather limited library). FAKKU wins.

Oh, seriously? I'll have to check and see if it has anything on my "to-play" list.

CAPTCHA: Thank You

Meh, Fakku has a good UI, but the content is... lacking, in terms of numbers.

Now g.e-hentai, THAT has a fair deal of content. Only real problem is it only lets you open about 200 images every 24 hours.

I'm on the exhentai side (haven't run into the image limit recently, so either I've slowed down or having a login increases the limit), but neither part has VNs to my knowledge. Granted, I only go into the comics themselves, maybe there's something in the rest of the site?

 

[L. Declis]

Way too much (once every two days) considering I have a fiance. She likes it when I climax, and it is hard to do consistently after wanking so much when I was single. I really need to stop altogether for her sake.

I get this. I used to practise trying not to orgasm so quickly when I had sex that now and masturbating so often to porn, I find that sometimes I just can't cum which then annoys her.

When I know she's coming, then I tend to spend a few days away from the internet to bring myself back to normal.

 

[Aesir23]

I'm a 25-year old virgin posting on a message board about video games.

Take a guess.

Spoiler

...what am I doing with my life...

*notices pony avatar* ...mother of god

Yes, yes, I'm the personal embodiment of every stereotype everyone has about that show's fandom.

And yes, I hate myself for it.

If it's any consolation, I'm also a 25 year old virgin posting on a message board about video games. Just without the pony avatar.

We should start a club.

Can I join? I'm nearing 30 though, is that a problem?

Of course. I'm turning 26 next month so I'd have to rescind my Mid-20s Virgin Club card if I said otherwise.

 

[Vendor-Lazarus]

I'm a 25-year old virgin posting on a message board about video games.

Take a guess.

Spoiler

...what am I doing with my life...

*notices pony avatar* ...mother of god

Yes, yes, I'm the personal embodiment of every stereotype everyone has about that show's fandom.

And yes, I hate myself for it.

If it's any consolation, I'm also a 25 year old virgin posting on a message board about video games. Just without the pony avatar.

We should start a club.

Can I join? I'm nearing 30 though, is that a problem?

Of course. I'm turning 26 next month so I'd have to rescind my Mid-20s Virgin Club card if I said otherwise.

Great! (I'm 29 in Feb..) By the way, when do we get our magical powers? I'm really looking forward to that. ^^

*Edit* wait..'85 to ´15..thats..30 ..wow..ok.. I'm 30 next Feb, not 29..heh

 

[Aesir23]

I'm a 25-year old virgin posting on a message board about video games.

Take a guess.

Spoiler

...what am I doing with my life...

*notices pony avatar* ...mother of god

Yes, yes, I'm the personal embodiment of every stereotype everyone has about that show's fandom.

And yes, I hate myself for it.

If it's any consolation, I'm also a 25 year old virgin posting on a message board about video games. Just without the pony avatar.

We should start a club.

Can I join? I'm nearing 30 though, is that a problem?

Of course. I'm turning 26 next month so I'd have to rescind my Mid-20s Virgin Club card if I said otherwise.

Great! (I'm 29 in Feb..) By the way, when do we get our magical powers? I'm really looking forward to that. ^^

*Edit* wait..'85 to ´15..thats..30 ..wow..ok.. I'm 30 next Feb, not 29..heh

I have no idea on the magical powers front but I hear we get a movie deal if we make it to 40.

 

[Adam Lester]

I don't masturbate, I thunderbate.

 

[gxs]

I'm a 25-year old virgin posting on a message board about video games.

Take a guess.

Spoiler

...what am I doing with my life...

*notices pony avatar* ...mother of god

Yes, yes, I'm the personal embodiment of every stereotype everyone has about that show's fandom.

And yes, I hate myself for it.

If it's any consolation, I'm also a 25 year old virgin posting on a message board about video games. Just without the pony avatar.

We should start a club.

Can I join? I'm nearing 30 though, is that a problem?

Of course. I'm turning 26 next month so I'd have to rescind my Mid-20s Virgin Club card if I said otherwise.

Great! (I'm 29 in Feb..) By the way, when do we get our magical powers? I'm really looking forward to that. ^^

*Edit* wait..'85 to ´15..thats..30 ..wow..ok.. I'm 30 next Feb, not 29..heh

I have no idea on the magical powers front but I hear we get a movie deal if we make it to 40.

Nah. That deal was already made. The new limit is 50 now.

Back OT:
I do it often but it depends on my wife (yeah a shocker that even married people do this). If she's tired I just leave her be and help myself.

 

[karloss01]

Spoiler: What do you mean?

multiple times a week, generally out of boredom;its a good thing I'm a guy otherwise my female self wouldn't leave the house!

 

[Pinkamena]

Too be honest, it's gone drastically down lately. I just don't get horny as easily anymore. Once a week maybe.

 

[Eddie the head]

Mostly just when I have nothing better to do. And considering I've been unemployed for a few months I'll let you do the math.

Edit. I just wanted to say I think it's lovely that the one thing that can bring us all together is porn.

 

[seventy two]

Now g.e-hentai, THAT has a fair deal of content. Only real problem is it only lets you open about 200 images every 24 hours.

Never personally had issue with the cap, but my cap says that it regens 1 per minute(1440/day if spaced out). Can't say anything for certain though, and these days I use ex instead. (And to anyone viewing this, exhentai is not really worth the hassle compared to g.e)

Now to answer the thread question, daily, but if I am having a lazy mourning I might make time for an extra.

 

[nomzy]

Usually somewhere around 10 times a week.
I get real antsy if I skip a day, it's kind of annoying actually.

 

[Skatologist]

I will never have an opportunity as good as this to share this video, so... Sorry for the immaturity, but I kind of just had to share.

 

[geK0]

I can't believe this thread is still front page x D

 

[smithy_2045]

More often than I probably should, but fuck it, it feels good, helps me get to sleep at night, and it's not like I have someone else in my life to currently take care of that need.

 

[Barbas]

Too be honest, it's gone drastically down lately. I just don't get horny as easily anymore. Once a week maybe.

Maybe it's because there's pressing science to be done. Or that you just live in a breathtaking part of the world. With poor internet. Actually, I'd be surprised if that third part is true. It's supposed to be especially good in France and Germany...

Mostly just when I have nothing better to do. And considering I've been unemployed for a few months I'll let you do the math.

Edit. I just wanted to say I think it's lovely that the one thing that can bring us all together is porn.

So, in a way, the internet really is fulfilling its purpose. Perhaps not in the way that is was meant to, but I am beginning to think this may be better. Not to mention funnier.

Sorry to just kinda jump in, but if you're looking for comic porn, and you don't know what exhentai is, you should check it out.

I generally prefer Fakku. No login required and everything is freshly fan translated.

Although I haven't been there since I got the Slipshine account.

I promised myself I wouldn't come back. I guess another fairy just lost its wings. :c

So, this "Slipshine" of which you speak (that'd be a great nickname for the automotive and porn industry), what can you tell...er...us? Any particular artists or authors of note? I did wonder about a site like that at one stage, but I'd really have to be sure I found one I was going to stick with if I ever ended up paying a subscription to something on the internet. I used to pay an antivirus subscription and that was frankly enough for me... :/

There are...some artists I could probably name whose work has blown many things including my mind, but I don't think I should list them lest I swerve the topic further from the original question...I'm not really sure how far would be too far.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I typed this up with one hand.

 

[Skatologist]

I can't believe this thread is still front page x D

With how open everyone is, I'd expect we'd get a literal "show us your junk thread' within the next few weeks. Wait...*idea pops in head*...nah, I'll wait.