Poll: How perverted are you?

[ZexionSephiroth]

This is one of my favorite animes:


Judge for yourself.

That... That... Defy's classification by all messure! To even try to point to where it is on the OP's Scale would strangle the scale!

Of course, the scale is already broken in some sense. It ignores that "pervesion" as they call it, is probably closer to a X+Y style graph; which would messure "novelty" against "Degree".

...Of course back to your video, even if we did use that method, it feels like it would still mangle any attempt to mesure it.

Edit: just realised while making another post that I missed out on one crucial factor for a graph: Activeness for the Z axis! As in how much one seeks out Sex and related activities. Does this make the graph not get mangled? I don't know, But it's begining to look more like a starburst than a tangled rope now.

 

[Leemaster777]

This is one of my favorite animes:


Judge for yourself.

I'm judging you on your lack of the blatantly-superior Kneesocks, is what I'm doing!

You make a valid point. Surely, in a thread about perversion, the demon sisters must be represented.

 

[Kae]

I really have no idea, I guess I don't think much about sex but mostly because I find it terrifying and by terrifying I mean like I almost faint when someone shows me pornography and I'd rather not get started on real women, I guess I'm just odd, I literally have no idea what my sexuality is but I know I like talking to women and dating and stuff, I don't think I'm asexual or anything I think I just have issues I have to work on because I'm not indifferent or disgusted by it, I'm just afraid of it but not entirely sure why.

 

[dark-mortality]

I'd say Snowcone sprinkled with strew. Don't talk about it, but still know an innuendo when I see/hear one, and can hold/fight back in a perverted conversation. The whole sex/Pervy stuff though, don't really care.

 

[tobi the good boy]

Anonymity seems to bring out the most disturbing features of people...

Me, I'm not really perverted at all, I don't really think about sex, or care that much about it for that matter. Also; I'm not sure how one synonymously compares sex with ice cream but good job OP for figuring it out

 

[ZexionSephiroth]

I hate how the word 'pervert' is misused currently. It essentially is another word for 'deviant', as in if you deviate from the norm. Since people mentioned anime above, here it gets misused a lot with female characters accusing male characters of being perverts because they display behavior which is actually quite normal for males and not deviant at all (like wanting the see the female characters naked). Jariya from Naruto is supposed to be a pervert. Don't think so. Also pervert seems to be a term used mostly for males, which also is wrong.

Looking at porn makes you a pervert to some people. I think more people look at porn than do not, so surely those who don't look at porn are deviating for the norm and are therefore 'perverts'.

Also having a fetish is supposedly perverted, but nearly everyone has a fetish of some sort, so that is hardly perverted. The thing is that today it is actually quite hard to be a deviant or a pervert.

Pervert now just seems to be used as a cudgel, by some group with a 'moral' agenda, to make another group feel guilty about their sexuality.

O/T: Ice Cream. Perv rating: 2/4

Edit: The votes show this dycotamy of usage. It should be a bell curve. If most are voting they are perverts, something has gone wrong as it should only be a minority by definition......

I disagree on how the word "perversion" should be used in this context. In this context it should mean "scope of sexual behaviour/interest" seperate from society's view on such. Sure there should be a seperate word for such, But I doubt we have time to come up with one.

As in a post I made just a couple of minuites ago, we should be messuring "Perversion" (as much as I'd like a better word) by a two fold scale of Novelty and Degree. For example someone with a trend towards the novel but not much of degree might want to dress up as a cat girl/boy, but otherwise the act itself is mostly "insert parts here and move them". While a high degree but not much novelty is tantamount to having a large amount of romantic foreplay before the act of love making.

Yes, I'm well aware these should not be called "perverts" under the traditional meaning, but it's hard to find another word seeing as "sexuality" doesn't fit and "fetishism" is a bit too novelty centric a view. "Perversion", at least with the meaning I'm using it for of "sexual scope", is the best fit.

... of course, one could always just say "perverts" are simply those that tend to one of the extreme ends.

Oh shoot! I just realised! Maybe the scale I proposed needs a third messure! Activeness! (How much one seeks out such activity) I'll go ammend my other post. Be right back! *Wild Ze'roth Flees!*

 

[Luke3184]

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[Luke3184]

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[Darth_Dude]

*looks at categories*
*is confused as hell*
How dirty is strawberry icecream?

Goes from top to bottom on perversion, bottom being the most sexual, and pleasuring.

Strawberry Ice-cream. I'm actually right above a clear snowcone since I don't get aroused with someone wearing clothes, it has to be a actual sexual situation to get anything motivated down there.

I'm guessing Clear Snow-cone is asexuality, mudpie is the person who can't shut up about sex, then Knickenbakker is super sexual shiz and Strawberry is society normal.

Actually I think it goes in order from least to most, with Strawberry Snowcone or whatever being the lest, and the knickerbocker being the mosst.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Exempting scat, puke, piss and the more extreme forms of bdsm (put those clamps near my balls, and I will break you).. I'm pretty open to most forms of sexual activity. Or at least, I'm pretty open to attempting them with a nice and slow rhythmic start.. (pun fully intended)

 

[ph0b0s123]

-snip-

I disagree on how the word "perversion" should be used in this context. In this context it should mean "scope of sexual behaviour/interest" seperate from society's view on such. Sure there should be a seperate word for such, But I doubt we have time to come up with one.

As in a post I made just a couple of minuites ago, we should be messuring "Perversion" (as much as I'd like a better word) by a two fold scale of Novelty and Degree. For example someone with a trend towards the novel but not much of degree might want to dress up as a cat girl/boy, but otherwise the act itself is mostly "insert parts here and move them". While a high degree but not much novelty is tantamount to having a large amount of romantic foreplay before the act of love making.

Yes, I'm well aware these should not be called "perverts" under the traditional meaning, but it's hard to find another word seeing as "sexuality" doesn't fit and "fetishism" is a bit too novelty centric a view. "Perversion", at least with the meaning I'm using it for of "sexual scope", is the best fit.

... of course, one could always just say "perverts" are simply those that tend to one of the extreme ends.

Oh shoot! I just realised! Maybe the scale I proposed needs a third messure! Activeness! (How much one seeks out such activity) I'll go ammend my other post. Be right back! *Wild Ze'roth Flees!*

Thought there was a word. Kink. As in that is 'kiny', but not perverted.

 

[ZexionSephiroth]

*looks at categories*
*is confused as hell*
How dirty is strawberry icecream?

Goes from top to bottom on perversion, bottom being the most sexual, and pleasuring.

Strawberry Ice-cream. I'm actually right above a clear snowcone since I don't get aroused with someone wearing clothes, it has to be a actual sexual situation to get anything motivated down there.

I'm guessing Clear Snow-cone is asexuality, mudpie is the person who can't shut up about sex, then Knickenbakker is super sexual shiz and Strawberry is society normal.

Actually I think it goes in order from least to most, with Strawberry Snowcone or whatever being the lest, and the knickerbocker being the mosst.

Same flavors, same scale, no difference, just different way of phrasing it.

 

[TheNaut131]

...pistachio?

Pistachio.

That weird flavor you never really go for, but upon trying find strange yet oddly satisfying.

 

[ZexionSephiroth]

Thought there was a word. Kink. As in that is 'kinky' *fixed the 'k'*, but not perverted.

Do'h! That covers most of it. It doesn't cover the third axis though. You know, that of how active someone is.

... though I supose activeness stands as its own technical term for it.

Thanks for the better term.

 

[RicoGrey]

I am my own category, really. There's a reason why Captain Hero is my avatar.

I love you with all my penis.

Also, what is YOUR favorite thing to call vagina?

OT: I have a strong feeling most people dont realize just how perverted knickerbocker is. Most people who voted that are more likely in the strawberry zone.

I am definitely a pervert, but I keep it in check since my wife is not. Probably going to ruin my marriage though if I can't get her to loosen up.

 

[ph0b0s123]

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I don't think it's necessarily based on the actual statistics but rather the cultural perception. For example, it's considered an absolute taboo, at least in the states, to talk about female masturbation, to the extent that it would be considered perverted here for a High School girl to masturbate, even though I'd say at lest half of them do it. Second of all, we can't assume that it would be a normal distribution, because this website and thread are both biased selectors of a sample, maybe in the population at large perversion would be a bell curve, but this is largely about perception.

That is my whole problem about the usage now, that it is based on perception rather than fact. Branding girls who masturbate as 'deviant' or 'perverted' essentially makes the words now meaningless as adjectives as there meaning has been perverted. A better word to use would be 'offensive' as girls masturbating might by offensive to some people, but not to others.

You completely called me on my statistical error there though....

 

[BathorysGraveland]

May I ask what coprophilia is? I don't want to google search it, I'm not sure I'll like what I find.

It seems like your question was already answered. I myself, have no problem with it personally, two consenting adults in their own privacy can do what ever they like, but I wouldn't do it no matter how high the price was. Besides, it isn't exactly the most healthy of sexual practices.

 

[Something Amyss]

I'm so bad I'm off your scales.

 

[FrostyChick]

I was the girl that got known in Biology class for shoving the pair of dissecting scissors up my frog's anus, and thoroughly sodomizing it with aforementioned scissors.

And I'm damn proud of it.

Now my friend is threatening to report me if I keep reading porn on my phone, and I think I have a uniform fetish. Although I'm embarrassed by the serious thought of sex and other such acts.

So I guess I'm a mud pie. A dirty dirty mud pie. /)^3^(\

I wasn't allowed to do dissections. >.>
Given hindsight, that a good idea on my teachers part. I should not be trusted with sharp pointy objects. I had a habit of breaking experimental apparatus', the laws of physics or the minds of my fellow students.

OT: For me, nothing is sacred. As long as it's legal, it will be violated, in multiple ways.
Although I suppress these urges. It's for the best.

 

[ph0b0s123]

Thought there was a word. Kink. As in that is 'kinky' *fixed the 'k'*, but not perverted.

Do'h! That covers most of it. It doesn't cover the third axis though. You know, that of how active someone is.

... though I supose activeness stands as its own technical term for it.

Thanks for the better term.

*fixed the 'k'*. That's my sign, it's time to hit the sack.