Poll: How perverted are you?

[Durgiun]

I am my own category, really. There's a reason why Captain Hero is my avatar.

I love you with all my penis.

Also, what is YOUR favorite thing to call vagina?

My favourite names for vagina?
Well: panty-bacon, beer koozie, baby-gap, Mordor... Ooh! And Agnes. Now how 'bout you, pal? What do you call vagina?

 

[The Funslinger]

Ladies, whats got two thumbs and goes to town like an "All you can eat Buffet"? ;D This guy~!

its why my wife fell so head over heels for me. But im a good perv. Not the dirty kind. I'll tell a woman how nice her arse is before i stare at it for 5 minutes straight. You know, to gauge if its ok to stare or not.

But im not big on porn. In fact, i refuse to have it on my main comp, because of the chance that viruses will follow.

Im the kinda perv you'll allow around your girlfriend, just because you know i wont do anything more then a raunchy pickup line. "You know what we have in common? ;D Wanting to see me nude." <-- That one works almost every time.

I think you and I have much in common. It was things like this that vastly entertained my ex-girlfriend.

OT: I once heard someone put it quite eloquently, and I will now proceed to paraphrase them:

I tend to keep the more questionable stuff confined to alone time with porn. I make sure to do this regularly, so that I'm as nice as a kitten when with my girlfriend.

 

[Phasmal]

Well, considering one game I'm eagerly waiting to play has two characters that look like THIS:

[Terrifying Pic Snip]

I'll just let you all guess where I stand on the choices.

By the way, the name of the game is Dragon's Crown, it is NOT a pornographic game, and the Amazon IS wearing a chainmail thong. You're welcome men.

i mean, i have to give the mage points for originality, but im not sure how effective motorboating will be as a tactic for battling the undead

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

I'm not sure what kind of men would feel welcome. Is this a game about horribly disfigured women?!

Because I dont know about you, but my head is certainly bigger than my knee.
I'm always turned off by guys who like breasts that would be a physical hindrance to the person owning them, too...
But seriously- why are their heads so tiny?!?!?

 

[Ddgafd]

Knickerbocker. 1-100 I'm probably around 85-95. You do not want to know about the stuff I've seen. You. Do. Not.

 

[Zeema]

im a little perverted just give me a jump start and i turn into a Anime character

 

[ph0b0s123]

Well, considering one game I'm eagerly waiting to play has two characters that look like THIS:

[Terrifying Pic Snip]

I'll just let you all guess where I stand on the choices.

By the way, the name of the game is Dragon's Crown, it is NOT a pornographic game, and the Amazon IS wearing a chainmail thong. You're welcome men.

i mean, i have to give the mage points for originality, but im not sure how effective motorboating will be as a tactic for battling the undead

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

I'm not sure what kind of men would feel welcome. Is this a game about horribly disfigured women?!

Because I dont know about you, but my head is certainly bigger than my knee.
I'm always turned off by guys who like breasts that would be a physical hindrance to the person owning them, too...
But seriously- why are their heads so tiny?!?!?

Exaggerated perspective maybe, due to one of the characters leaning back? The other character does not seem as badly out of proportion. That axe head looks to be of an exaggerated size because it is closer. Remember this is fan art based on the characters in the game.

Also it's a drawing and not real. If real women looked like this it would be disgusting. It is similar to a caricature of someone that exaggerates parts of their anatomy. There are artists who do this in most major cities and who exaggerate chins noses, etc in the pictures they do. People need to work out that finding a drawing pleasing does not correlate to finding the real world equivalent pleasing. That's is the difference between fantasy and reality.

I don't get why a site populated by gamers find this hard to understand. I enjoy doing things in games I would never want to do / find abhorrent in real life. That's because it is fantasy....

And being turned off by people who like overly large big breasts. The real question is would you be being bothered by people who like overly large breast in the first place?

 

[Leemaster777]

This is one of my favorite animes:

SNIP

Judge for yourself.

What is the name of that Anime? I have a feeling I seen someone mention it before.

It's called Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt. It's by Gainax, the same guys who did Neon Genesis Evangelion and Gurren Laggan.

It's also completely insane. Try to imagine Powerpuff Girls, with Drawn Together's humor and perversion. No, seriously, Drawn Together was an actual inspiration for this show.

 

[Charli]

Appear to be a pure snowcone but if I'm honest more toward the strawberry ice cream.
I definitely have 'me gusta' face in my brain when I see nice looking nekkid man. But I don't seek out being a pervert.

So yeah.

 

[Phasmal]

Exaggerated perspective maybe, due to one of the characters leaning back? The other character does not seem as badly out of proportion. That axe head looks to be of an exaggerated size because it is closer. Remember this is fan art based on the characters in the game.

Also it's a drawing and not real. If real women looked like this it would be disgusting. It is similar to a caricature of someone that exaggerates parts of their anatomy. There are artists who do this in most major cities and who exaggerate chins noses, etc in the pictures they do. People need to work out that finding a drawing pleasing does not correlate to finding the real world equivalent pleasing. That's is the difference between fantasy and reality.

I don't get why a site populated by gamers find this hard to understand. I enjoy doing things in games I would never want to do / find abhorrent in real life. That's because it is fantasy....

And being turned off by people who like overly large big breasts. The real question is would you be being bothered by people who like overly large breast in the first place?

Even leaning back, it does look pretty damn off to me. I didn't know it was fan-art, thought it was game art.

I'm well aware that its a drawing, Captain Condescending. ;D
But whenever I see all these drawings of women with massive boobs, being a woman myself, all I can think is `Ouch`.
I'm not bothered by those sort of people, but they are quite prevalent in the gaming community and I don't understand it at all. Still, its personal preferance, I wouldn't judge a guy for it, I just wouldn't date him either

 

[BOOM headshot65]

I put strawberry down.
Why?

Because while I would LOVE to say I am totally pure, I would be lying. Every once in a while, my mind drifts to unpure thoughts, me and my girlfriend realize that if we want our own children, we will have to "do it" eventually, and I guess you could say I have a kind-of-sort-of fetish (dont know, but I find women in kimonos to be instantly more attractive)... But other than that it is something we avoid like the plauge. And just in cause you couldnt tell, I am One of those "No sex before marriage" people that is becomeing some uncommon nowadays.

 

[Flamezdudes]

This is one of my favorite animes:


Judge for yourself.

My mind... What have you done to it!? What I just watched is simply one of weirdest things ever...

OT: I guess I'm not that perverted... But I think I'm just fooling myself since I do think about a lot of... Things... I'm just not open to talking about my fetishes etc XD

So I guess I'd say a little above average perverted perhaps? Although I'm not entirely sure how to judge that on that poll...

 

[Flamezdudes]

Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stile her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I closed my eyes, but I could still see her tits bouncing. When I was 10, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat sh*t. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was 12 I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald men cry into the turtle stew, which I believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...

This would be what I consider a casual weekend....

One day I'll have to tell you all about the burlesque tent, Gary the unicorn and those charming cougers.

Thank you for that Game of Thrones/Song of ice and fire reference works quite well here.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

...I have no idea what those terms mean, but I do have a taste for the *AHEM* strange and unnatural involving people in... weird situations... strawberry, then?

 

[StormShaun]

I am some what, but I am not as nearly perverted as some people I have seen.

I do occasionally look at girls and think bad things. And the somewhat telling my friend of my deep dark fantasies and a few kinks.

Yeah the human mind can be a b*tch since I told him that I like his sister.
Now he says he will kill me if I ever go near her.

Haha, I have played too many video games to know how to give up. xD

EDIT: Actually I have been recalling just then what I am into...I think I'm in-between mud pie and strawberry ice cream, but leaning more towards the strawberry ice-cream part.

 

[Paragon Fury]

Well, I'll let you judge for yourself by looking at what I like. 'Cause your scale is confusing.

NSFW - Duh

Spoiler

Well, I'll let you judge for yourself by looking at what I like. 'Cause your scale is confusing.

NSFW - Duh

Spoiler

Well you're not that bad, 'cos from the artstyle, I was expecting massive dongs on that first pic.

Definitely not into that kind of thing. And I wouldn't want to get banned now even if I was, would I?

 

[Relish in Chaos]

I have GOT to watch "Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt" in the near future. It looks freakin' awesome.

EDIT: Just watched all the episodes, and it's brilliant. Although I've been hearing that they're not doing a series 2, and the ending was a troll. Is that true?

 

[Galletea]

Well I suppose I'd be in the banoffee sundae category, though I have no intentions of using such things in my bedroom activities, those things would just result in unpleasantness since bananas make me feel ill...Anyway... I have a pretty open mind and like to try new things, keep things interesting. I don't see it as being especially perverse, but then compared to the general voting and answers here, I'm more ...adventurous than most.

 

[ph0b0s123]

Exaggerated perspective maybe, due to one of the characters leaning back? The other character does not seem as badly out of proportion. That axe head looks to be of an exaggerated size because it is closer. Remember this is fan art based on the characters in the game.

Also it's a drawing and not real. If real women looked like this it would be disgusting. It is similar to a caricature of someone that exaggerates parts of their anatomy. There are artists who do this in most major cities and who exaggerate chins noses, etc in the pictures they do. People need to work out that finding a drawing pleasing does not correlate to finding the real world equivalent pleasing. That's is the difference between fantasy and reality.

I don't get why a site populated by gamers find this hard to understand. I enjoy doing things in games I would never want to do / find abhorrent in real life. That's because it is fantasy....

And being turned off by people who like overly large big breasts. The real question is would you be being bothered by people who like overly large breast in the first place?

Even leaning back, it does look pretty damn off to me. I didn't know it was fan-art, thought it was game art.

I'm well aware that its a drawing, Captain Condescending. ;D
But whenever I see all these drawings of women with massive boobs, being a woman myself, all I can think is `Ouch`.
I'm not bothered by those sort of people, but they are quite prevalent in the gaming community and I don't understand it at all. Still, its personal preferance, I wouldn't judge a guy for it, I just wouldn't date him either

Yes, it is very exaggerated perspective for sure.

I was not saying you were not aware it is a drawing, just that you need to set your judgments accordingly. Most drawings are of people who would be deformed if in real life, especially so with any anime characters, with their owl eyes.

As a man I get disgusted by the emaciated look of male characters in certainly anime, Lelouch from Code Geass being an example. But I know it is a characture, so don't take it to seriously.

Men completely realize a charactor like Masamoto from Bleach would never be able to run and jump around as they do without chronic back pain, if at all. That's the thing with fantasy, it sometimes makes no sense if applied to the real world. I mean one of those characters is waring chain mail underware FFS, while the rest of her skin is exposed.

Women need to stop getting all up in arms about these depictions, as men are not comparing you to them. Men know the difference between real and not real. Also with every character being of a large size the effect is a large size becomes the norm and is comparable to something like a C cup in real life.

 

[Phasmal]

Women need to stop getting all up in arms about these depictions, as men are not comparing you to them. Men know the difference between real and not real. Also with every character being of a large size the effect is a large size becomes the norm and is comparable to something like a C cup in real life.

I'm not up in arms, nor would I give a rats ass if some guy was comparing me to random drawings (though that wouldnt make any sense), I just personally wouldn't like to date a dude who was all drooley over pixels. I'm not fond of it, but don't worry, I'm not taking it seriously. Just makes me roll my eyes, really.

 

[The Heavy Metal Nerd]

Just about anyone: "Get your mind out of the gutter!"

Me: "My mind IS THE GUTTER."