Poll: How will the earth end?

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trollboy

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Someone had a poll about what species will succeed us. And that got me thinking, how will the world end? I mean people are always predicting the end, so I give it to you, the escapist community. Predict our end!

Edit:I don't mean the end of Humans, I mean the end of Earth in general. Like it will not exist any more.
 

Souplex

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Too many people make threads I have already made and I destroy the world out of annoyance.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.87117 Right here.
 

trollboy

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Souplex said:
Too many people make threads I have already made and I destroy the world out of annoyance.
I apologize if you made this thread already, I don't spend a lot of time on the forums, just occationally pop in.
 

Lios

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Well is this how will Earth end, or how will the human race end?


I mean, the earth can end if a comet or gigantic asteroid splits it in half or if the sun swallows it up.

The human race can end in many ways, including the ways the earth ends.
 

sky14kemea

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as ive said in another thread like this

everyone will drown and the last to go will by the penguins with the top hats and canes dancing on top of an ice cap as it melts away beneath them :(
 

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MaxTheReaper said:
ElephantGuts said:
We will all drown in thousands upon thousands of repeat threads.
Yeah, I have answered this question like fifty times in my time here.
No exag...
Exaggeration?
Goddamnit alcohol stop fucking with my brain.
Alcohol.

It's what's for dinner.
 

Dorian

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It seems like one of these pops up every other week.

Global Warming is a nice plate of shit soup.
God + Smite =/= Logical. God + Smite = Good Book.
Nuclear War. Play a fun game known as Fallout.
"Dem aleans stulled ma brayn!"

Sun unless space phenomenon beats it to the punch.
 

jim_doki

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That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Burnside is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite.
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic,
slam, but neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...
 
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MaxTheReaper said:
ElephantGuts said:
We will all drown in thousands upon thousands of repeat threads.
Yeah, I have answered this question like fifty times in my time here.
No exag...
Exaggeration?
Goddamnit alcohol stop fucking with my brain.
Goddamnit Max, stop fucking with my alcohol. It doesn´t look good on you.
 

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sky14kemea said:
as ive said in another thread like this

everyone will drown and the last to go will by the penguins with the top hats and canes dancing on top of an ice cap as it melts away beneath them :(
When will people relize Godzilla will get ticked off and just decide to kill us all because someone (an ass-hat) decided it would be a great idea to wake him up with global warming
(my bets on rodan)
 

sky14kemea

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liamlemon7 said:
sky14kemea said:
as ive said in another thread like this

everyone will drown and the last to go will by the penguins with the top hats and canes dancing on top of an ice cap as it melts away beneath them :(
When will people relize Godzilla will get ticked off and just decide to kill us all because someone (an ass-hat) decided it would be a great idea to wake him up with global warming
(my bets on rodan)
who's rodan?
XD
besides, the flying spaghetti monster will calm him down and together they will rule the world! bwahahaha
 

AceDefective

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http://img.geocaching.com/track/25165_300.jpg
that is Rodan
and i knew you were in the loop! the FSM and Godzilla will rule! :)
 

lonercs

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I will relieve I am an Omnipotent, All-Knowing Devil. I will then destroy this world and make anew in my liking. It will be all like mangas and will slowly turn into a world like this. On day in this world a thread with be made on this very website. The thread will be just like this and named the same. I will read this and post "SHUT THE HELL UP! I'M NOT GOING TO DESTROY MY WORLD! STOP THINKING THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! WOW, WHY DID I LET RETARDED EXIST?! I SHOULD OF LEARN FROM THE LAST WORLD!" Yes, I would scream all that in one breath.

Have a nice day.
 

AceDefective

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sky14kemea said:
liamlemon7 said:
sky14kemea said:
as ive said in another thread like this

everyone will drown and the last to go will by the penguins with the top hats and canes dancing on top of an ice cap as it melts away beneath them :(
When will people relize Godzilla will get ticked off and just decide to kill us all because someone (an ass-hat) decided it would be a great idea to wake him up with global warming
(my bets on rodan)
who's rodan?
XD
besides, the flying spaghetti monster will calm him down and together they will rule the world! bwahahaha
http://img.geocaching.com/track/25165_300.jpg
that is Rodan
and i knew you were in the loop! the FSM and Godzilla will rule! :)
 

sheic99

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Most likely in a couple billion years(or when ever that is supposed to happen), when the sun expands as it starts to go out.
 
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MaxTheReaper said:
Incredible Bullshitting Man said:
Goddamnit Max, stop fucking with my alcohol. It doesn´t look good on you.
Your alcohol came onto ME, okay?
Don't blame me because you weren't good enough for it!
Now I am just being silly.
Or sillier.
I do not think that is a word.
I knew, you two were fooling around behind my back. Empty bottles with caps missing and torn labels were all I had beside me. I tried to fix our problems, I really did, but nothing was enough *sniff*. Maybe a glass full of warm milk will wash away the pain.
 

new_age_reject

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Swine flu!
You know it! :D
EDIT:
Actually read the post now :(
Probably the sun swallowing it. The only thing that I reckon would actually destroy the whole earth. It is peeerretty big after all.