Poll: I bet I could take down...

[xxcloud417xx]

I'm going with the Protagonist for the Modern Warfare series!

Cuz I would totally mop the floor with Soap! (hehe see what I did there?)

 

[Zhukov]

Mario. I'd just wear a helmet with a couple of spikes welded to the top.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Link's swordsmanship is wretched. He wears no armor and constantly commits to attacks that open his defenses. I wouldn't even need his special magical swords - the guy is no better with a sword than your average person on the street.

 

[Cody211282]

I think I could take Mario in hand to hand.

 

[Shemming]

Master Cheif- i mean i wouldn't win but.....heck hold on im in the game i do what i like i would first turn myself into gordon freeman and spawn a crowbar.

 

[Pegghead]

I would say Marcus Fenix, because not only would I be hailed as the almighty king of masculinity but the worst person I've ever known was called Marcus.

 

[Dfskelleton]

I'd face off against everyone in Clive Barker's Jericho, as long as I could be Gordon Freeman. They'd be too busy being retarded and stating stupid dialogue than shooting me, and I've always wanted to beat all the characters in that game to a pulp with a crowbar.

 

[The Arc of Eden]

Snake. A battle of stealth, wits, and in the end... CQC. He'd probably lay the smack down on me though.

Link, I'd use Tinkle as my shield.

Master Chief, Because even he can't detect a sniper bullet in time.

Sora from Kingdom Hearts, I really wanna rip his heart out.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Mario would be fucking easy.

 

[Iwata]

Link.

Man, what a ponce.

 

[Ricotez]

I don't think you can actually defeat any of these characters. Every time you beat them, they'll simply load their last save and try again...

 

[WriterX]

Mario. He can only jump so high, and run so fast. Quoting the TF2 Heavy:

"Some people think they can outsmart me (...) I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet."

 

[hyperhammy]

Master Chief is such a tool. All I'd have to do is hit him in the freaking back and he'd be dead. I could take him in a fight, easily.

I always thought that was weird. The guy survives a fall from a space ship hovering over a planet but dies by a gentle bump in the back.

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

Do I get anything in this duel? Because if I got whatever my opponent got, I'd take on the Chief. Because then, even if he's a 7-foot tall Spartan, so am I.

If not, I'd just not try, because I'd get killed by pretty much everyone on that list.

 

[HK_01]

Mario can't do much, really. If realistic physics apply and he can't jump 10 metres into the air and then crush me.

 

[hyperhammy]

Mario would be fucking easy.

Until that little fucker starts taking mushrooms again. Fucking drug addict.

 

[Nickisimo]

I would want to fight Snake just so I could be part of a seven-minute cutscene where we use choreography and discuss international politics.

The actual fight would be a mess of awkward first-person and third-person shots trying to line up his head with a silenced dart gun.

 

[imaloony]

Lord Lucian from Fable 2.

No more needs to be said