Poll: If God had a nationality, what would it be?

CrashBang

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Macgyvercas said:
CrashBang said:
If god existed, he would be James Earl Jones. Fact. So black American, I guess.
Don't you mean Morgan Freeman? I mean, same answer for race but a different way of getting to it.
Don't get me wrong, Freeman is a god and played him masterfully in that one shit film but I'd much rather God be James Earl Jones.
 

MuddledSnuffbox

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I'm not sure what nationality he would be, but I'm sure he would be white. Can you imagine a black god?
And before anybody mentions Morgan Freeman in Bruce Almighty, that was a movie. The real world doesn't work like that.
 

Henkie36

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Italian, probably. Or Israelian. But to be completely honest, I don't care because I don't believe in God.
 

CorvusFerreum

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Middle eastern, because all of the three monotheistic world-religions originate from there. And why whould he tell his word directly to guys who don't live in his hood.
 

RabbidKuriboh

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those options are pretty stupid, why isn't just african an option seeing as all human life originated there it would make logical sense that god is african
 

oktalist

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Aw, why no love for the East Asian God? Buddhism is the best irrational belief system out there!

But, if God created humans in his image, then he must be black African. Which was not an option in the poll :(
 

Xanthious

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Nationality? Bah! He wouldn't be of any one nationality. However, there is an overwhelming amount of evidence that he would be of the Glorious PC Gamer Master Race. Oh yes, it's true. . . . It's damn true!
 

Sparrow

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If anything he would not be American. Wouldn't he be Middle Eastern due to his son totally growing up over that way? Actually, fuck the technicalities. I want him to be a black Englishman.