Poll: If I have to put the toilet seat down after use...
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How about we meet in the middle? Men have to lift the seat for themselves, so the women should agree to lower it for themselves. Personally, I always lower the seat and close the lid, just because of what the mythbusters taught me. I don't want bacteria from the toilet landing on my toothbrush.
Me and boyfriend decided it by who is more fucked-over if the seat is accidentally in the wrong place.
He may pee on the seat, I may break my butt.
So he puts the seat down. He hardly ever remembers but he tries to.
This comment was made in light-heartedness. Stop taking things so seriously, and stop quoting me you toilet-obsessed weirdos!
He may pee on the seat, I may break my butt.
So he puts the seat down. He hardly ever remembers but he tries to.
This comment was made in light-heartedness. Stop taking things so seriously, and stop quoting me you toilet-obsessed weirdos!
How does she know that a guy is going to use the toliet next that if there is another woman in the house/ building?
Beside how hard does it take to lift the seat up? And what you only loose a second or two to lift it? Ok sure there are time when it's a emergency (stomach related problem) but I hardly think it will be a split second sort of thing.
Beside how hard does it take to lift the seat up? And what you only loose a second or two to lift it? Ok sure there are time when it's a emergency (stomach related problem) but I hardly think it will be a split second sort of thing.
The only reason there's a rule in my house that toilet seat and cover must be down is because my cat is literally going to go for a swim. He'll be happily sploshing all over the place and with best of luck, he's using his own toilet afterwards. Which means mud everywhere after the litter gets wet and sticks to his fur...Rawne1980 said:
Other than that I don't give a flying fuck how the toilet seat is left (if I had no cat that would take baths in the toilet that is). I leave it down (being a woman and sitting down for a pee) and men generally leave it up. I put it down and he lifts it up, equal enough for me.
The main argument is that if the seat's down men just risk getting pee on the seat but if the seat's up women (or men who need to poop!) risk falling into the toilet.
Personally I don't give a crap (well, I might in the literal sense of the word) if someone's left the seat up, it takes two seconds to put it back down again, and no I'm not lifting it up afterwards on the offchance that the next person to use it will be a guy.
I also don't really get why most guys stand up to pee, you know if you sit down you don't need to aim and you get a short rest. Standing is a hassle, surely.
Personally I don't give a crap (well, I might in the literal sense of the word) if someone's left the seat up, it takes two seconds to put it back down again, and no I'm not lifting it up afterwards on the offchance that the next person to use it will be a guy.
I also don't really get why most guys stand up to pee, you know if you sit down you don't need to aim and you get a short rest. Standing is a hassle, surely.
Yup, this is what I do.MrBenSampson said:
I don't even keep my toothbrush in the same room as the toilet, but I do it anyways because I don't want myself to be covered in a spray of poo particles.
First of all, it's a good bit faster. You don't have to pull your pants down, you can just fling your dick out.lisadagz said:
And if you sit down, there's the risk of your dick touching the toilet bowl, which is just uncomfortable. And if your dick is too close to the toilet bowl, the piss may splash back after hitting the porcelain, spraying your crotch with a fine mist of urine.
And personally, for some reason, if I sit down to take a piss I always feel like I didn't completely finish. Like there's something left.
And sitting down to take a piss doesn't feel like a rest. You're just sitting there leaning forward for 30 seconds, slightly tense. It's faaar more relaxing to just whip out the one eyed trouser penis and lean back for a bit.
Plus, I'm pretty sure it's instinctual. In nature you can just pee wherever, barely stopping whatever you're doing to do so. Men don't sit down to pee in their natural environment, because there is no reason to, and doing so would leave you vulnerable to predators.
Depends how endowed you are?Jonluw said:
Also depends on the shape of the toilet (and of course the correct version is the British one, where there isn't a fucking lake of water five inches below your ass like in America and a waterless shelf in the bowl for your deuce to sit on like in Germany.)
As for not misting yourself in urine, there's still a risk of that with a urinal. I seem to recall some urinals were marketed with a fly painted on one side of the bowl, possibly to minimise sprayage.
Some of your phrasing seems a tad redundant
Because staining an area with your hormone-laden piss sure wouldn't tip them off
Why does anyone need to do something for the other? Can people really not look at what they're gonna sit on or do with a toilet before peeing/pooing?
Seriously, some people are just lazy and it's unfair that women just expect for men to do it for them.
Seriously, some people are just lazy and it's unfair that women just expect for men to do it for them.
I get from this thread that people don't look down before they pee/sit down, what's up with that?
And how the blood flow is going at the time.Oirish_Martin said:Depends how endowed you are?
That's the double edged sword of morning wood, isn't it? You daren't stand up and try to aim, but sitting down you have to wrestle your dick into the bowl.
[sub]Might be exaggerating a little bit, but whatever.[/sub]
Those German toilets look fucked up, man.Also depends on the shape of the toilet (and of course the correct version is the British one, where there isn't a fucking lake of water five inches below your ass like in America and a waterless shelf in the bowl for your deuce to sit on like in Germany.)
As for not misting yourself in urine, there's still a risk of that with a urinal. I seem to recall some urinals were marketed with a fly painted on one side of the bowl, possibly to minimise sprayage.
What's the deal with those? Are they for, like, stool inspection or something?
Or is it just to keep water from splashing up in your ass? Which I'd agree is a noble endavour, but I'm not sure I agree with their methods.
As for the urinal, I think that depends on the model. In any case, I always manage to angle my stream in such a way that it doesn't spray back on me.
I just got this sudden urge to rip off smbc for some reason...Some of your phrasing seems a tad redundant
Ah no, that's not what I mean.Because staining an area with your hormone-laden piss sure wouldn't tip them off
Any predator would of course be able to detect the smell regardless of whether you sit or stand, but standing up you're ready to bolt or defend yourself as need be at a moment's notice. There is a reason "hunched on the ground" isn't a fighting stance in the major martial arts.
Doesn't take much for a vicious housecat to sink its fangs into your neck if you're taking a shit.