Oirish_Martin said:
Depends how endowed you are?
And how the blood flow is going at the time.
That's the double edged sword of morning wood, isn't it? You daren't stand up and try to aim, but sitting down you have to wrestle your dick into the bowl.
[sub]Might be exaggerating a little bit, but whatever.[/sub]
Also depends on the shape of the toilet (and of course the correct version is the British one, where there isn't a fucking lake of water five inches below your ass like in America and a waterless shelf in the bowl for your deuce to sit on like in Germany.)
As for not misting yourself in urine, there's still a risk of that with a urinal. I seem to recall some urinals were marketed with a fly painted on one side of the bowl, possibly to minimise sprayage.
Those German toilets look fucked up, man.
What's the deal with those? Are they for, like, stool inspection or something?
Or is it just to keep water from splashing up in your ass? Which I'd agree is a noble endavour, but I'm not sure I agree with their methods.
As for the urinal, I think that depends on the model. In any case, I always manage to angle my stream in such a way that it doesn't spray back on me.
Some of your phrasing seems a tad redundant
I just got this sudden urge to rip off smbc for some reason...
Plus, I'm pretty sure it's instinctual. In nature you can just pee wherever, barely stopping whatever you're doing to do so. Men don't sit down to pee in their natural environment, because there is no reason to, and doing so would leave you vulnerable to predators.
Because staining an area with your hormone-laden piss sure wouldn't tip them off
Ah no, that's not what I mean.
Any predator would of course be able to detect the smell regardless of whether you sit or stand, but standing up you're ready to bolt or defend yourself as need be at a moment's notice. There is a reason "hunched on the ground" isn't a fighting stance in the major martial arts.
Doesn't take much for a vicious housecat to sink its fangs into your neck if you're taking a shit.