Haha, HELL no. Women have to worry about periods, menstration, and childbith. I'll keep my wang[footnote]NOTE TO THE MODS: The last time I used the phrase "my wang" in a post, I was given a warning. I consider this to be highly hypocritical, considering that many of the most popular contributors to this site (such as ZP, Jim Sterling, and LLR crew) seem to have no problem talking about, and even showing crude representations of, the male sex organ. Not to mention the fact that being offended by the word "wang" is quite childish, almost as much as using the word itself. So I would appreciate it if you would just let this one slide.[/footnote], thanks.