Poll: Is this joke funny?
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Yup your not the only one, i didnt just spill my drink laughing, my laptop just got a taste of coffee =DJedamethis said:
Thats silly. You could think back and remember it being funny, Or you yourself could tell the joke but word it better. You might not have got it, but someone else could have laughed. People are different and so have different tastes in humour. It's very close minded to think that because a joke has to be explained to you It's not funny.Omikron009 said:
This joke was simple, and no explaination was givin anyway.
I didn't get it, but that's because I've never heard of hovis. I tend to enjoy puns, but that's not a very good one.
I'm a terrible person, so I really enjoy Helen Keller jokes and suchlike. I don't want to post any, though, lest I suffer the wrath of the mods...
I'm a terrible person, so I really enjoy Helen Keller jokes and suchlike. I don't want to post any, though, lest I suffer the wrath of the mods...
It's so bad it's good. Much like the following:
A man walks into a bar.
Where do space monkeys come from?
What noise do space monkeys make?
Why did the doctor observe the patient?
Why do whistles go "wheee!"?
What do you call a man with bread and butter pudding on his head?
Where does Grant Mitchell keep his gun?
Why are monkeys so cheeky?
What do you call a man who was awarded a bursary for growing pulses in his allotment, and becomes wealthy from doing so?
What do you call a man who has rabies, and tries to cure it by wearing clogs, sucking moisture from grass and getting stung by insects?
What do you call a man who got one hit record because of some stupid jeans advert and suddenly he thinks he's David Bowie?
Hey, I'm here all week. (Thanks to Digitiser [http://www.btinternet.com/~moononastick/sp58/Man1-Joke.htm].)
A man walks into a bar.
He orders a pint of bitter.
Where do space monkeys come from?
Super Planet 57.
What noise do space monkeys make?
"Churr-churr."
Why did the doctor observe the patient?
No-one knows that.
Why do whistles go "wheee!"?
Air blows through them.
What do you call a man with bread and butter pudding on his head?
Pudding Gentleman Type B.
Where does Grant Mitchell keep his gun?
Up his sleevies.
Why are monkeys so cheeky?
They just are!
What do you call a man who was awarded a bursary for growing pulses in his allotment, and becomes wealthy from doing so?
Rich-yard Pea Grant (Richard E. Grant!)
What do you call a man who has rabies, and tries to cure it by wearing clogs, sucking moisture from grass and getting stung by insects?
Rabid Dew-clog-bee (David Duchovny!)
What do you call a man who got one hit record because of some stupid jeans advert and suddenly he thinks he's David Bowie?
Jaz Mann out of Babylon Zoo.
Hey, I'm here all week. (Thanks to Digitiser [http://www.btinternet.com/~moononastick/sp58/Man1-Joke.htm].)
hes got a shorter oneMana Fiend said:Lay off puns! ;] I once wrote a sketch about coins stuck down the back of the sofa, which was entirely coin punsmazzjammin22 said:Oh, and an interview with the God of Weather written with rain puns.
That said, Hovis isn't a great play on Jehovah, so I don't really find it funny.
Now, for a punny joke from Jimmy Carr.
Venison's deer, isn't it?
Dwarf shortage
*edit* well someone beat me too it but thats all I've got to add to this post. Other than..eh that jokes alright, I've heard better terrible jokes.
I saw a man stealing a gate once, I didn't say anything in case he took a fence to me.
Or even worse
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWW
I quite liked that one XDshewolf51 said:
But the OP joke is SO OLD! gawd damn get with the times :/