Poll: Left 4 Dead 3 survivors

[cheese_wizington]

Fuck yeah!

Imagine this, the tank is headed right for you. Then Wong shouts, "ROOK OUUUUT!"

 

[RatRace123]

How 'bout the nerdy asian guy, instead becomes a hot asian school girl?

 

[Foobula]

Master Chief, Gordon Freeman, Lara Croft and Captain Bannon. That would make up for the unrealistic gore levels.

 

[Pifflestick]

Definetly need an asian next time.

And possibly a gay guy.

 

[Scumpernickle]

How 'bout the nerdy asian guy, instead becomes a hot asian school girl?

I'm all for that idea! Valve should give you the option to play in third-person too.

 

[jesse.]

I think you should be one of the people who have been writing in the saferooms, and make it more open world.

 

[mechanixis]

I'm looking forward to the addition of a wheelchairbound man who can't travel up or down stairs without the assistance of another survivor.

But in seriousness...

I'd go with disheveled conspiracy theorist/crazed prophet sort of character who keeps raving about how he totally saw this coming and making unusual, slightly uncomfortable comments about the other survivors. "Don't worry, if you die before I do I'll make sure we put your body to good use!"

And I'm all for an asian character. I'm picturing a calm and collected businessman.

A russian man with a thick accent?

^ Victory ^

And let's make the woman the tough-as-nails badass this time. Give her a shaved head and some tattoos.

If L4D was East coast and L4D2 was Deep South, then let's say L4D3 is West coast.

 

[Rednog]

Valve needs to stick in the TF2 cast in L4D for kicks.
I can just imagine a sandvich laying on a table in the distance, the heavy walks gingerly towards it, suddenly a tank rounds the corner. The have a stare down, Heavy: "YOU NO TAKE SANDVICH!" and runs up punching the tank in the face.

 

[The Kangaroo]

If L4D was East coast and L4D2 was Deep South, then let's say L4D3 is West coast.

Does that mean l4d4 will have Canucks?

 

[AkJay]

I really hope their isn't a L4D3 for quite some time.

The poll's a bit odd, but I'd say Bruce Campbell would be really funny to have in it.

Just for the nerdgasm I would experience.

There is still hope for a L4D2 Character Pack as DLC.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

I want a guy dressed as a lobster.

And a Lobster dressed as a Cowboy

Ooh ooh, how about an octopus in a tuxedo?

 

[LockeDown]

I want Ellis's buddy Keith to be a playable character.

After all the stuff Keith has supposedly done (been shot at by the police, been paved over while sitting in a sewer, wrestling an alligator, etc.), I'm not sure it'd be fair to have him as a playable character.

I mean, it's clear that Keith is the second coming of Jesus.

 

[Jaranja]

I want a goddamn CREATE-A-SURVIVOR in L4D3, because really, what Escapist wouldn't want to see how they'd do in a fast zombie apocalypse?

That's true, to be honest. I wonder why not? The only thing you'd be missing is the crap one-liners they come out with.

 

[Hexenwolf]

I want Ellis's buddy Keith to be a playable character.

After all the stuff Keith has supposedly done (been shot at by the police, been paved over while sitting in a sewer, wrestling an alligator, etc.), I'm not sure it'd be fair to have him as a playable character.

I mean, it's clear that Keith is the second coming of Jesus.

Don't forget being bombed by the army.

Also, Valve has already announced that they have no plans to make a L4D3 so... yeah.

 

[Shaegor]

We need to represent more minorities! Let's say an Asian, an Indian, a Mexican and some guy from Eastern Europe, with a thick Slavic accent.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I want a guy dressed as a lobster.

And a Lobster dressed as a Cowboy

Ooh ooh, how about an octopus in a tuxedo?

Or Narwhal dressed as a Commando?

 

[Gladion]

The game doesn't need one... An Asian character probably wouldn't harm, but wouldn't contribute something a character from any other origin couldn't do.