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I work at the UPS Store, which is not the worst customer-wise, but it is hilarious how little people know about the shipping/postal industry. Most of the customers are regulars/businessmen who are awesome and understand, but since the point of the UPS Store is to bring the above services to the public, morons generally tend to make their way in.
Now UPS tends to be more expensive, but more reliable and tracking and all of that good stuff, and most people either simply say "I'll take my business elsewhere" or sure, sounds good!, but then theres the people who make it personal, and/or WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE, IT SHOULD BE 20$ BLAH BLAH BLAH. I always want to reply with "GO TAKE IT YOURSELF THEN" lol
MY CASE IN POINT: This lady comes in with a small package going to Germany, and is like "Can I ship this to Germany?"
ME: "Sure, how would you like this sent, UPS international, or just regular mail"
Her: "oh just regular."
ME: ok regular mail will be this amount (I can't remember), and remember it doesn't come with tracking or anything"
HER: "don't UPS services come with tracking",
ME:"yes, but you said just send it regular mail."
HER: "Why would I come to the UPS Store for mail, I'm so confused, I didn't know you guys offered that." Now keep in mind it was in a "you're stupid and I'm right tone."
ME: Yeah we offer US Mail internationally because it tends to be pretty cheaper than UPS"
HER (in a smug tone): Doubt it, just send it UPS
At This point I'm like grreeaaattt
ME: Ok, let's start with your phone number
HER: Ok, That's new, why do they want that?
ME: (in my head: wtf?) Just in case something happens us or UPS can contact you
HER: ok, (in a very rude tone) isn't there just a way you can tell me the pice without going through all of this?
ME: Ok, I'll do the best I can do
I enter in the informations, weight, size, going to Germany, blah blah
ME: the price will be around 275 (I think it was)
she looked like she was gonna go through the roof
HER: WHAT! this is crazy did you say 275? this is ridiculous, are you kidding me? you've got to be kidding me, you are just kidding me?
I hear this all the time, and so in my head I was like YES, IM MAKING UP NUMBERS, CAUSE THATS MY JOB lol, and I've always wanted to sa the following,
ME: No ma'am I'm not here to kid around
so she continues to freak out, all the while there a line starting to form
HER: OK so this is going international, do you guys consider Canada International?
ME: well, yes, it's another country
HER: well why is it only like under 20 bucks to ship there, and so much to Germany?
In my head i Was like WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST EQUATE CANADA WITH GERMANY, USE COMMON SENSE
ME: Well Canada is right up north, whereas Germany is across the ocean, therefore more expensive
so she left, and my boss was like well you shouldn't have got smart with her, but it was pretty damn funny, and my coworkers found it hilarious, and for the next coupla days they gave me shit like oh, he's not here to kid around lol. It was so worth it.