Poll: Mass Effect 3 - Ashley got Hot! (Also, see Kaiden)

[Soviet Heavy]

Excuse me, but how the hell does that... thing, look anything like this woman?
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[McNinja]

I didn't think she was attractive to begin with, and the skinnier armor doesn't help her figure. Or face. She is slightly more attractive though.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.

I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.

No, no, I disagree. I am hoping they give Grunt and Garrus DA2 breast implants.

Also, the Reapers. I want to see my sentient starships sporting massive...shield generators.

Dominatrix Reapers? Hmmmm. Throw in some Hanar and you have the start of a...promising game.

Enticing tone: I'd like to have your Reaper in my Citadel.

Suggestive tone: Only if you pass through my Mass Relay.

Blatant Come-On: Assuming Direct Control.

Apprehensive yet excited: Letting someone else lead is heavy risk, but the priiiize.

This one is most displeased that you all assume hangar have the speech patterns of the elcor. This one humbly requests an apology.

You aren't getting one. You know why?

 

[Arisato-kun]

I've killed Ashley off every game so this does not affect me at all.

I am ecstatic however that Garrus and I can continue to kick the entire galaxy's ass together.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Admittedly a little hotter. However, the voice still turns me right the fuck off. Hate that voice.. so naggy and irritating.. (even compared to Kaiden, yes).

 

[ServebotFrank]

Tali better be a damned playable character. She grew on me during Mass Effect 2. Especially since we have the conflict with the Quarians and the Geth to work out remember?

 

[thenoblitt]

dude she looks so gross

 

[Jumplion]

My first reaction to that....thing that is most definitely not Ashley.

I mean, my god, how do you get from this;

Spoiler

To....that thing in the OP?

And I sacrificed her for Kaiden!

Emotions mixed, mine are.

 

[ToAsTy McBuTTeR]

so me and ONE other dude like jack...

and i will be unhappy if i find out that this other's reasoning was cause she doesn't wear a shirt.

i guess i'm the only one who likes women with MASSIVE issues.

 

[Mikeyfell]

No amount of sexiness will make Ashley better than Tali.

and WTF? does the Alliance supply all their officers with breast augmentations now?

Are they trying to keep up with Cerberus who have a monopoly on extremely sexy military personnel?

Her hair changed color too. What's up with that.

This makes me think Kaiden will look like Brad Pitt

 

[StriderShinryu]

She does look better.. but she'll probably still have the same personality and perspectives, so it's a resounding "Meh" for me. Definitely sticking with Miranda.

 

[PatSilverFox]

Seriously,i s Kaiden gay yet?

 

[Ein987]

I hate when devolpers change what characters look like. Seriously, carry your characters facial appearances over to the next game. I don't want to spend time relearning what the characters look like every game.

 

[infohippie]

Also, can we launch certain people out of an airlock *couchJackcough*

Seconded. Jack's recruitment mission was great fun and her loyalty mission was likewise awesome, but Jack herself? I hated her, I wanted to space her right away.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I think Ashley ties Jack for the two most hated LIs.
Miranda is only supported by tose who like boobs and decadence.
Tali's got her own fairly large, weirdly commited fanbase.
Liara kinda fell off the radar for most people after Tali became available.
Everyone wishes Kasumi was an LI but she isnt =P
My vote for Tali as much better than both old racist-***** Ashley and new probably racist-slut Ashley.

Tali supports slavery and genocide of sentient beings.
Ashley supports being careful with other races who probably have their own interests at heart.
How is Ashley the racist ***** in this scenario?

Apparently, Tali being awkward and nerdy totally redeems her of her significant prejudice.

Ashley is an actual strong woman, and as such, most likely intimidates the soft and pudgy portion (i.e. majority) of the nerd population. Oh, and she has a religion. Dat r make er evul and stoopid hurr durr.

 

[Speakercone]

I'm just hoping for a "you're out of uniform!" option I can bark at her. I can hear my battle-goddess Shepard now:
"well someone's trying a bit too hard! You always dress like that for your C.O., Williams?"

 

[viranimus]

Ok, I get that times and technology change, but seriously Bioware, please stop with this physical revamp nonsense. What you did with DA2 was horrid, not the least of which was how Isabella was categorically butchered into something unrecognizable.

 

[Venatio]

No amount of sexiness will make Ashley better than Tali.

and WTF? does the Alliance supply all their officers with breast augmentations now?

Are they trying to keep up with Cerberus who have a monopoly on extremely sexy military personnel?

Her hair changed color too. What's up with that.

This makes me think Kaiden will look like Brad Pitt

Might not want to look at this then...

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[selce]

NOOOOOOO

Liara, Garrus, and Legion? WTB 3 companion slots!!

 

[Assassin Xaero]

She isn't really hot at all.