Poll: Masturbation - How often do you?

[One of Many]

My sex drive has gone a little crazy lately. I can go a month without having sex or masturbating without actively trying to do neither, and then, suddenly, from one day to the next, everything flips around and im having daily masturthones. Weird shit. Doesnt seem to be linked to my overall mood either.

Sorry for the amount of detail but you asked for it.

A masturbation thread? Really? Get outta here. Go on, beat it.

A few times a day, when I'm free. Typically not on Fridays, because I hang out with people then, but otherwise upwards of three or four times. I'm 16, so yeah. It's not hard to get me going. Also, I've learned how to type using only my left/ right hand, and to operate a mouse with my non-dominant hand, depending on which I'm using.

I actually learned to use my left hand so my right hand would be free for my mouse. Useful when browsing porn.

(NO SHAME! IF SOME OTHER GUY CAN ADMIT HE FUCKED JAM AND ATE IT THE NEXT DAY I CAN POST THIS STUFF TOO!)

I'll admit too, I learned to use my left hand, leaving my right free to move the mouse. I had dial up as a teen, so videos too forever to load, so it was pics or erotic stories, needed to move the mouse wheel, lol.

Anyways, as to the question at hand, depends on my mood. Some days its over three times a day, other days, don't do it at all.

 

[Kizi]

It depends. Sometimes I'm in the mood, other times I'm not. I guess the average is about 3 times a week.

 

[Ectoplasmicz]

roughly 40 times.

Just a rough estimation.

40 is no biggie or anything.

 

[6SteW6]

The one free thing I can do that feels awesome and puts me in a good mood?! A better question is when the hell am I not doing it!

 

[Vault101]

this is conversation material? I mean really? its like "how often do you eat?" I mean seriosuly....
for uhh men that is

I would never dream of such a perverted act!...

Your avitar makes me belive otherwise....

....I know, I figured somone might point that out (the way he's handling that rifle too)

 

[Daftmau5]

A masturbation thread?

Has it come to this?

OT: Four-ish times a week. More if I'm stressed.

 

[flames09]

I feel bad about this, but sometimes twice a day!

Once I did it 3 times in a row.. :/

 

[flames09]

Same here! Sexual deviant reporting to duty!

 

[Yoshemo]

Once when I wake up, once when I go to bed, and maybe once if I get bored

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

Usually like 3-4 times a week... Even when I'm in a relationship... otherwise my testes swell a bunch and feel bruised. also makes sitting down more awkward, I have big balls...

 

[Oskamunda]

Part-time job I've had since I was 12.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

All of you need to read "Misères du désir" by Alain Soral