Poll: Masturbation - How often do you?
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I?d probably fit somewhere around the ?3+ times a week? category. I don?t really know how often I masturbate, and I very rarely do it twice a day, but it does entirely depend on my mood. It?s also rare for me to be super-horny that I have to run off and do it RIGHT NOW, like some other people. I haven?t had a wet dream in ages.
But masturbation can get pretty boring after a while, to the point where one time, in a week of trying various techniques where most of them didn?t, I just found myself lazily going through the motions on a bored afternoon watching some really cheesy porn and just waiting for myself to orgasm so I could clean it up, mutter, ?Well, that was shit?, and get back to whatever else I was doing on the laptop.
As for what I masturbate to? It changes between certain images that I save on my pen drive, high-quality porn, or my imagination (although that?s more rare). And nowadays, it?s always with lotion.
But masturbation can get pretty boring after a while, to the point where one time, in a week of trying various techniques where most of them didn?t, I just found myself lazily going through the motions on a bored afternoon watching some really cheesy porn and just waiting for myself to orgasm so I could clean it up, mutter, ?Well, that was shit?, and get back to whatever else I was doing on the laptop.
As for what I masturbate to? It changes between certain images that I save on my pen drive, high-quality porn, or my imagination (although that?s more rare). And nowadays, it?s always with lotion.
An average of 2.64 times a week, rounded.
Although it really isn't as fun as it used to be anymore. I think I have some health problem now, lower dick hurts afterwards and sometimes my testicles hurt even though I haven't even done it. It also doesn't feel the way it did, feels weak now. Like I have lost some ability to feel pleasure.
I miss the days when it was exciting.
...right?
I wish I had a libido like that.
Although it really isn't as fun as it used to be anymore. I think I have some health problem now, lower dick hurts afterwards and sometimes my testicles hurt even though I haven't even done it. It also doesn't feel the way it did, feels weak now. Like I have lost some ability to feel pleasure.
I miss the days when it was exciting.
You are joking.Soxafloppin said:
...right?
I wish I had a libido like that.
Well this sure is a deep and engaging topic just rife with controversial discussion material.
Me, I've never done it once.. ever. It's not that I'm against the idea of masturbation, I've just never been able to, nor has the urge to ever been strong enough to try and figure out what's wrong.
Me, I've never done it once.. ever. It's not that I'm against the idea of masturbation, I've just never been able to, nor has the urge to ever been strong enough to try and figure out what's wrong.
Normally just once per day.
This number can raise depending on the mood(can lead up to three max I would say).
This number can raise depending on the mood(can lead up to three max I would say).
Thank you for that, it cracked me up!! (Also provided good procrastination from my work... which is due in under 4 hours... :X )Jonluw said:
Side note: Captcha - Love is automatic, lol.
Really depends on how busy I am. I do it a lot less when I'm busy, I haven't done it in about a week now simply because of my workload at University. I have times where I just feel like it and sometimes that means upwards of 3 times a day (usually successive). It generally tends to average out to about 2-3 times a week. I'll often do it before hanging out with my mates (who are mostly female) when I expect to spend a long time with them or w/e, mostly to clear any built up pressure.
To whoever asked about what is looked at, it depends on what mood I'm in. If I just want to rub out a quick one, it's porn. Otherwise my imagination.
To whoever asked about what is looked at, it depends on what mood I'm in. If I just want to rub out a quick one, it's porn. Otherwise my imagination.
"Wait isn't worth it"?Aeriath said:
You're making it sound like a wet dream is something you'd want to induce if only it didn't take so much effort.
I've never seen wet dreams as anything other than horribly annoying. Ejaculating without being conscious to feel it, and dealing with the clean-up afterwards...
It might've helped my opinion that pretty much the only wet dream I've had happened in a hotel room with my family.
My pleasure. Jim Jeffries has lots of hilarious stuff.Aesthetical Quietus said:
I dunno, maybe I like them because I remember so few of my regular dreams *shrug*. I tried it out for a bit when I was 16, it was a fairly regular method to get me to remember a dream.Jonluw said:
Also, thanks for the Jim Jeffries video. I've literally sat watching his clips on youtube between my last post and this one.
Huh.Aeriath said:
I practically never remember my dreams. I don't think making them wet would really help for me.
'Tis my pleaure.
By the way, I'm pretty sure his alcoholocaust show is available in its entirety on youtube.
The only version I can find right now has Portuguese subtitles though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH4Kc7U0fU4
Did you see his story about the brothel yet? It's at the end of the alcoholocaust show I think, and it's bloody glorious.
I just feel like I'm missing out, most of my friends seem to remember their dreams most nights and it's usually a discussion topic when we meet up because they have some freaking random dreams. I tend to remember the dreams that occur before the wet dream and they are usually pretty good.Jonluw said:
I'll give that a watch now, I've just been following any videos at the side that caught my eye. Dangerous thing to do on say TV Tropes, but I can totally stop doing it on yotube any time I want. >.> <.<
At least once a day, sometimes two depending on my mood or if the girlfriend isn't over. I know some say once you get a girlfriend you probably stop but I love to orgasm so even if I had sex that morning I could bet (if i'm not at work) by 12 i'll be jerkin it to some interwebz pr0n.
Actually, it's incredibly healthy, mentally and physically, to have regular orgasms, if you don't have a partner it's just as healthy to masturbate, and has no risk of STDs. In men it reduces the chance of prostate cancer and in women it prevents cervix and urinary tract infections. In both men and women it increases cardiovascular health and reduces the risk of diabetes. It naturally improves mode, relieves depression, reduces stress and releases chemicals in the brain that combat insomnia.Th3Ch33s3Cak3 said:
The final dildo in the coffin is that research has shown that people that have two or more orgasms a week actually live longer on average than people that don't.
Huh. That's never been a common conversation topic with my friends.Aeriath said:
We've only ever told eachother about really freaky dreams we've had, but they're rare.
Indeed.
Just like how I can stop posting on the escapist. I just don't want to.
It's not like I have some important chemistry test to study for or anything...
When I went through my breakup, It was every day, seven days a week, I think I took off a week from the entire year (This year is a leap year, so you do the math).
That was four years ago, now I try to make an attempt to not do it so much (If I hold back for anything longer than three days, it makes feel like a son of a *****. If I do it, I feel like a son of a *****.) I do it a lot, It's only been in the last year have I tried to slow down my activity, but it doesn't help (and sometimes I can go 4 times in a day, day off, then I'm back on).
I would blame my lack of sexual activity (I haven't been with a woman in four years, and I don't think I'm a fancier of men), but what happens, happens, I guess.
That was four years ago, now I try to make an attempt to not do it so much (If I hold back for anything longer than three days, it makes feel like a son of a *****. If I do it, I feel like a son of a *****.) I do it a lot, It's only been in the last year have I tried to slow down my activity, but it doesn't help (and sometimes I can go 4 times in a day, day off, then I'm back on).
I would blame my lack of sexual activity (I haven't been with a woman in four years, and I don't think I'm a fancier of men), but what happens, happens, I guess.