Poll: Monster

[Jamash]

Did you hear about that famous black actor, you know Jack L Samuelson, who starred in Tom Clancy's Pulp Fiction? He played a hitman alongside Travis Johnolta, but he was also in 3 Hard Deaths with Wilson Bruce.

Lol, you remeber how bad an actor segen steval is in those movies like past dead half and kill a for out?

Yeah, he's terrible. Wasn't he in that film Sieging Unders with Buse Garrison and Johnny Lee Tomes?

I wouldn't tell Steval he's a terrible actor to his face though, apparently he's a master of the martial art Doaiki, and also a devout follower of Buddhlam. Some Buddhlims even believe he's the 14th Lalai Dama.

Sieging Unders was really his only good movie. hes no fukung master like Chan Jackson or Li jetsner, but then they all bow before the power of nuck chorris. well till agent bacj jower comes and gets his as kick by rich ander deanson also known as o'jack Neil/verguymac that would be epic. but wait, theres more, forrison hard cmes i and does alsorts of impressions like oklahoma jones (geddit?) and han duet (geddit?) any way, this joke is wearing thing, think of anotherone though.

You're right, it is wearing a bit thin and I fear we're re-dailing this thread a bit... I wouldn't want Scero Xythe to think me and Seeky_Zantos are taking the piss with our Spoonerisms.

I'll stop now, anyway I've got to decide which film to watch tonight, Gibbs Melson's The Christy Passions, or that Jameson Bonders film, Royal Casinos starring Craig Daniels.

 

[Xorghul]

God. I mean, come on, what other monster has caused so much hate and war?

 

[SteakHeart]

I would be..
Cthulhu.
-snip-

awwwwh come on man, did you have to "/Thread" the thread in the first post?

Yes, because I saw what you were eating last night:

Rawr.

The odd thing is, that pic made me hungry.
MUAHAHAHA!! HaHaHa... Heh... *cough*
I have no idea how that happened.

OT: i'd be a demon. Hangin' out with the hottest ladies in hell. BooYah.

 

[Xero Scythe]

oh, and please, no more foul language. thank you.

NEVER! Hey there, shitty shitty fag fag how do you do? Hey there shitty shitty fag fag how do you DO!?

you have been warned.

next is the R-shot.

 

[Xero Scythe]

...so if i choose witch what spells would i know? naturally i would always like to be treated like a god, so i chose fire fox, but i would like to know magic too...vampires, werewolves &sucubuses are too if-y they have too many rules and cons that over seed the pros, don't sucubuses(i know i spelled it wrong) have to eat souls? honestly i don't really6 care for souls...too salty. And werewolfs are cool but they only turn into wolf monsters 1s or 2s a month and thats not enough for me! and the turning into said wolf monster usually looks too painful. vampires are ok, but i do like the occasional sun lit, and garlic, and i enjoy running water so i wouldnt like not being able to cross it. demons would be ok, not painful or have too much rules, but demons usually are ruled by stronger demons or a god type person. i don't even know what a lamia is so i can't say if i do or do not want to be one of them...

uh... wow. any way. clearing things up time:

Vamps cannot be hurt by sun.
vamps cannot be hurt by garlic.
vamps are only short-circuited by water; their powers fade for a little then return at full. also, adding a herb negates the sapping power.

werewolves transformation in not painful, and they can transform whenever they want. its just that they are more powerful when the moon is full. dont even pick lamia, i put it up there as a joke, im surprised someone even picked it.

well...all of my stuff is from correct lore (no were close to twilight rules) and do you know what is a lamia =P vamps ARE hurt by sun i don't care what the hell you say that has been one of the main f-ing rules of vampirism since they were made the fuck up! twilight ficked that up by makin vamps sparkle like pussys!

Dracula does not seem to go by that rule (the Luigi Bellosi one) (Yes, i know i spelled his last name wrong.)

well hes wrong! lol =P idk if i read his book or not =/ might have to look into it.

Luigi is a movie actor. from the black and white ages. however, it was supposed to be based on the book Dracula, which i believe was written by Mary Shelly, the same woman who wrote Frankenstein. that's the book you wanna read.

You can't be serious... Luigi Bellosi? Mary Shelly's Dracula?

It's Bella Lugosi, the actor who played Dracula in some old horror films, and that's the Dracula written by Bram Stoker, not Mary Shelly.

Did you hear about that famous black actor, you know Jack L Samuelson, who starred in Tom Clancy's Pulp Fiction? He played a hitman alongside Travis Johnolta, but he was also in 3 Hard Deaths with Wilson Bruce.

thank you! i knew i screwed up his name!

and other things.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Well 3 years ago I would have chosen Vampire. Then Twilight came out. So I figured I'd become a Werewolf kind of guy. Then new moon came out. Fuck.

So now I think I would be a hydra, like in GoW...If there is one of those in the next Twilight, I'm gonna be pissed.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

I shall serve the Dark Chaos Gods in turn for Daemonhood!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

I like this answer.

 

[Dr.Sean]

What kind of monster would I be? I would be a politician.

 

[Xero Scythe]

With men

Incubus because it means sex... lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of sex... lots...

With men. Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of sex... With men.

Not necessarily a bad thing, but when you think about who is ready to sell their soul for sex... I would wager a guess that it is men.

no no no, you have it wrong; incubuses and succubuses steal souls through sex in dreams. they enter the dreamworld to do so.

 

[Xero Scythe]

(Succubus is female only. sorry guys. blame the 1100's, not me)

Well you could be an Incubus.

I would like to imagine that I would be the Kraken, but I would probably be an Imp.

Kraken FTW, though I'm not sure we are allowed to use real life monsters (giant squid)

hey man, i dont care. go crazy!

 

[Xero Scythe]

Did you hear about that famous black actor, you know Jack L Samuelson, who starred in Tom Clancy's Pulp Fiction? He played a hitman alongside Travis Johnolta, but he was also in 3 Hard Deaths with Wilson Bruce.

Lol, you remeber how bad an actor segen steval is in those movies like past dead half and kill a for out?

Yeah, he's terrible. Wasn't he in that film Sieging Unders with Buse Garrison and Johnny Lee Tomes?

I wouldn't tell Steval he's a terrible actor to his face though, apparently he's a master of the martial art Doaiki, and also a devout follower of Buddhlam. Some Buddhlims even believe he's the 14th Lalai Dama.

Sieging Unders was really his only good movie. hes no fukung master like Chan Jackson or Li jetsner, but then they all bow before the power of nuck chorris. well till agent bacj jower comes and gets his as kick by rich ander deanson also known as o'jack Neil/verguymac that would be epic. but wait, theres more, forrison hard cmes i and does alsorts of impressions like oklahoma jones (geddit?) and han duet (geddit?) any way, this joke is wearing thing, think of anotherone though.

You're right, it is wearing a bit thin and I fear we're re-dailing this thread a bit... I wouldn't want Scero Xythe to think me and Seeky_Zantos are taking the piss with our Spoonerisms.

I'll stop now, anyway I've got to decide which film to watch tonight, Gibbs Melson's The Christy Passions, or that Jameson Bonders film, Royal Casinos starring Craig Daniels.

spoonerisms? the hell?

 

[Xero Scythe]

God. I mean, come on, what other monster has caused so much hate and war?

no, no, no, NO! i do NOT want a flame war on this thread!

bang.

 

[Madock]

manbearpig

"half man, half bear and half pig"

 

[thepj]

exuse me, has everyone forrgotten the Chaos Gods!?

Tzeentch the Chaos God of Change, Magic and endless schemes and plots shall unite his fellow Gods and their dark powers, they shall destroy this Cthulhu and turn all of his followers into followers of the allmighty Chaos! Then they shall over run the werewolves and vampires and demons and whatever else and finaly declare themselves lords of all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(if a right hand position to the chaos gods is unavailable then I would be a huge tyranid beast. dakka dakka dakk dakka)

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Werewolf.

'Nuff said.

*Awaits for a full moon.*

 

[Xero Scythe]

exuse me, has everyone forrgotten the Chaos Gods!?

Tzeentch the Chaos God of Change, Magic and endless schemes and plots shall unite his fellow Gods and their dark powers, they shall destroy this Cthulhu and turn all of his followers into followers of the allmighty Chaos! Then they shall over run the werewolves and vampires and demons and whatever else and finaly declare themselves lords of all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(if a right hand position to the chaos gods is unavailable then I would be a huge tyranid beast. dakka dakka dakk dakka)

no, we had a chaos god somewhere in here. i think it was Az- something. someone said he was an idiot god.

then we had the yellow king and an outer one.

 

[thepj]

exuse me, has everyone forrgotten the Chaos Gods!?

Tzeentch the Chaos God of Change, Magic and endless schemes and plots shall unite his fellow Gods and their dark powers, they shall destroy this Cthulhu and turn all of his followers into followers of the allmighty Chaos! Then they shall over run the werewolves and vampires and demons and whatever else and finaly declare themselves lords of all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(if a right hand position to the chaos gods is unavailable then I would be a huge tyranid beast. dakka dakka dakk dakka)

no, we had a chaos god somewhere in here. i think it was Az- something. someone said he was an idiot god.

then we had the yellow king and an outer one.

damn, i must read these threads before posting

 

[Boaal]

Well a demon.
Demons don't generally have one form or another, but are a general mishmash of various evil warped creatures that are given the overall name of demon, because it would take far too long to remember, name and categorise the evil masses of hell.

Thus they all have their own seperate nooks and crannies, abilities, etc. Basically you're asking me to make up a powerful creature that would reside in hell.

 

[Stoic raptor]

I would want to be the Roc.

or the thunderbird. Cant find an image though

 

[Xorghul]

God. I mean, come on, what other monster has caused so much hate and war?

no, no, no, NO! i do NOT want a flame war on this thread!

bang.

Hahaha. It's already working. xD