Poll: Naming Inanimate Objects

[Iampringles]

My 60gb xbox harddrive is called Horace.

In honour of, you know, Horace Slughorn.

 

[tjcross]

my shotguns name is old bertha and my chainsaws name is solution theres nagna my step-moms car and willy my old stuffed teady bear

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

One of my guitars has a name. (Rose, it's red doy!)

For some reason, I have never named anything else.

 

[clairedelune]

I named my car Gregory Peck, because it's an old but classy car and is the best shot in Alabama.

(that was a ridiculously obscure joke and ten points to whoever got it)

 

[tjcross]

If i had a gun i'd call it Archibald, nuff' said..

yahtzee takes on the world reference right
i think old bertha is more creative but who am i to say

 

[FranzTyphid]

i call everything i like charlie

 

[FolkLikePanda]

I name me guitars: Ol' Trusty (Crafter Cruiser Bass), The Prechead (Fender Precision Bass), Jazzmine (Fender Jazz Bass V) and Masamune ('87 Squier Stratocaster).

 

[EeveeElectro]

My PS3's called Shelia.
My Hello kitty teddy is called Susie.

My friend named his Zune something I can't remember. I thought he had a bit on the side when he mentioned it.

 

[kotorfan04]

I call my Cthulhu plushie backpack Mr. Snuggles.

A Cthulhu backpack? Dear lord where did you get such an amazing thing. I will also take a Cthulhu stuffed "animal"

Also I named my GPS device Dagny

 

[necromanzer52]

Yeah. After reading a thread exactly like this one a few months ago I thought I might give it a try. For completely unrelated reasons I was watching star wars 4 that night and I noticed Obi-Wan when talking to Vader called him Darth.For some reason because of that I started calling my computer darth and it kind of stuck.

 

[Spitfire175]

I call my Lee Enfield no.4 Churchill. Because that's what's encarved on the stock.

 

[mikecoulter]

My car is called Amy, funnily enough, so's my girlfriend. Odd.

 

[SamuelT]

I named my bow Phoenix, because I once scratched it and the mark looks like a phoenix. I thought it was funny at the time, and it stuck.

And I name all my friends.
[sub]Oh snap.[/sub]

 

[Klagermeister]

My baritone is named Howard.

 

[NIHILHATE]

My Dad names trees when we're walking home and he's drunk, and gives them personalities and describes various quirks..."He's called Spluk. Be careful of him, he's into chopsticks"... Funny old fucker.

 

[Audun]

I named my sword Beater.

 

[RootbeerJello]

My friend's sister has a small potato that she covered in glitter and glued to a piece of paper. She calls it Doin. Top that.

 

[DuncanTTA]

I named a watermelon when I was 5.... I can't think of any other times though.

Oh, and naming cars is stupid.