Poll: Naming Inanimate Objects

[Nukey]

I named my paintball gun "Bertha" and my sister calls her car "Bob".

 

[Roamin11]

This is my fridge, his name is Burt, This is my stove his name is Earnnie, This is my couch, its just a couch....

 

[RootbeerJello]

Also, after reading this thread I've decided on a name for my AK103 from Urban Terror. His name is Akbar.

 

[Haliwali]

My PC is named Hal.

 

[Luke5515]

My new gaming computer is named Charlene.

 

[Squedee]

i call my brothers car ye olde shite wagon

 

[gbemery]

Do stuffed animals count? Teddy-bears? If so, yes.

Have any of your stuffed animals moved on their own? If so, then no.

Anywho I call my xbox 360 You Son of a *****. I know it is kind of a long name but I think it has a nice ring to it. (Damn red lights all flashy and stuff)

 

[Pinstar]

I call the GPS in my car "The Lady"

 

[vxicepickxv]

From time to time I see parts that I labeled a few years ago float by with their names on them. Generally it's because I forgot to clean the name off and nobody else cared enough to clean them off either.

 

[Ocelot GT]

I named a little nut thing "Buddy" and called it my Study Buddy.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I've named tons of things over the years. My violin is named Wrath of Bong. I was pissed when Code Monkeys took my idea. I named a spoon Janet. I've named two of my big glugs Loaf and Cup and Roll and Cup. I named my laptop Sasha. Geez, I've got problems.

Do Pokemon count?

 

[SquirrelPants]

My computer is named Sammie, the finder of galaxies.
...
Yeah.
And I have named many other things too.

 

[Panda Mania]

I named my bamboo plant Ming!

Then it died.

D:

 

[p3t3r]

whoa this thread made me want to start nameing every thing

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I should but I don't. I'm not creative enough to think of different names for all my stuff.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

I have an adorable little IBM laptop from last decade named Herb.

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

Almost everything is Frank but many others have been named [s/]especially the skeltons[/s]

 

[Little Duck]

My Laptop is called Vallery
My phone is called Anastazia
My 360 is called Maria
I have a sutffed monkey called captain crouch stain

So long as it has a trace of soul, so long as I feel connected to it, for one moment, I name it. They all share a moment of effort and spirit and all have something human.

Vallery tries no matter what and throws everything it's got, despite being underdog.
Anastazia has flaws, and I've learnt about them and know what to do with them.
I bought my 360 as £30 scrap and repaired it lovingly and it hasn't stopped since.
The monkey goes everywhere with me.

 

[Zildjin81]

If "in-animate" comes from the Latin "animus" meaning soul and therefore means "without a soul" then yeah, my sister has a name.