Poll: Naming Inanimate Objects

[Xpwn3ntial]

I've named tons of things over the years. My violin is named Wrath of Bong. I was pissed when Code Monkeys took my idea. I named a spoon Janet. I've named two of my big glugs Loaf and Cup and Roll and Cup. I named my laptop Sasha. Geez, I've got problems.

Do Pokemon count?

 

[SquirrelPants]

My computer is named Sammie, the finder of galaxies.
...
Yeah.
And I have named many other things too.

 

[Panda Mania]

I named my bamboo plant Ming!

Then it died.

D:

 

[p3t3r]

whoa this thread made me want to start nameing every thing

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I should but I don't. I'm not creative enough to think of different names for all my stuff.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

I have an adorable little IBM laptop from last decade named Herb.

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

Almost everything is Frank but many others have been named [s/]especially the skeltons[/s]

 

[Little Duck]

My Laptop is called Vallery
My phone is called Anastazia
My 360 is called Maria
I have a sutffed monkey called captain crouch stain

So long as it has a trace of soul, so long as I feel connected to it, for one moment, I name it. They all share a moment of effort and spirit and all have something human.

Vallery tries no matter what and throws everything it's got, despite being underdog.
Anastazia has flaws, and I've learnt about them and know what to do with them.
I bought my 360 as £30 scrap and repaired it lovingly and it hasn't stopped since.
The monkey goes everywhere with me.

 

[Zildjin81]

If "in-animate" comes from the Latin "animus" meaning soul and therefore means "without a soul" then yeah, my sister has a name.

 

[TimeLord]

Do Pokemon count?

Yea, I don't see why not

 

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I called my cat Bella.

She is seemingly an inanimate object most of the time.

 

[Balaxe]

I name all my weapons in video games.

Shotgun - Steven
MachineGun - Clifford
Sniper - Benjamin
Swords - Murry
RocketLauncher - Klibork

Sometimes I think my sanity has left me, the other times I think it was never here...

 

[fearofthemind]

When I was a kid, I had a stuffed snail puppet and I named it... Speedy. And, embarrassingly, I kept it for along time (and I still have it).

 

[blxtnsq]

Well, my mp3 player is called Captain Henry J Puntingworth the Second. But that's completely normal.

 

[kawaiiamethist]

I name all my consoles, harddrives and daily appliances, like my iphone and ipod.

 

[awesomeemosewa]

My bike is named sheile.
My computer is named ulla.
And my X-box is called pete.

So yeah^^

 

[HentMas]

my car is called Midori
some stuffed animals have names
does my penis counts?? its called Godzilla

 

[Biek]

This thread reminds me of this scene from friends:

 

[Scylla6]

My faithful F2000 called wanda. She makes me happy with all the blood spurting.
What?! Don't look at me like that. Your'e no better than me.

You were the inspiration for this thread after you posted this in the "MW2 Best Weapons" thread

Just thought you'd like to know

When I buy a car, I'm planning on calling it Oliver.

Can I get a cookie for pointing out the obvious Top Gear reference?

Also, I'm doing this as well!!

That's awesome, *sniff* I'd like to thank everyone for this opportunity *sniff*.
I got the inspiration from my FO3 assault rifle of the same name.

I loved Oliver he was amazing. Especially when they had to strip bits off it.

 

[paragon1]

I've got a machete I call Mr Stabby.