Poll: Nom'd polls (humor thread)

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

We'll fix it soon, busy with stuffs.

If it isn't fixed by the time I make a certain video... >

We'll fix it soon, busy with stuffs.

That's just tech team talk for: "Arkham City is out and we haven't gotten all the Riddler trophies yet!"

And that giant Minecraft recreation of Skyrim they will be making when it gets released will take time too.

 

[GeorgW]

We'll fix it soon, busy with stuffs.

If it isn't fixed by the time I make a certain video... >

We'll fix it soon, busy with stuffs.

That's just tech team talk for: "Arkham City is out and we haven't gotten all the Riddler trophies yet!"

And that giant Minecraft recreation of Skyrim they will be making when it gets released will take time too.

The difference is that making a MC copy of Skyrim is actually possible >.<
What video??

 

[Nouw]

SINDRII!!!!!! WHERE ARE MY POLLS? I blame Sindri. And the Rhinos. Cursed metal bawxes!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

my polls never get eaten.

the secret is whale semen.
you distract the escapist with a discussion about the various kinds of sexual reproduction in nature. i find whale semen to be a good starting point.

the fuck do you think i meant?

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Obviously, they are sacrificed to Nic Cage, so that he goes back into slumber. Fear the day that he is awakened.

 

[Guffe]

There could be many things going on here, but I will go with the monster eating the polls whom no one has yet seen. Let's just keep him alive, maybe he'll start giving them back soon?

 

[Flamezdudes]

Lord Steve loves polls, he thinks most people do not require them at the moment. Please send all complaints to Universe Trevor.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What video??

You'll learn when it comes out, I promise XD

 

[GeorgW]

What video??

You'll learn when it comes out, I promise XD

Aw, can't you PM me? I want a preview

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What video??

You'll learn when it comes out, I promise XD

Aw, can't you PM me? I want a preview

What makes you think you'll get special preference? XD

[sub]Need a friend, some practice saying his name and a camera to do it. I have the soundtrack though [/sub]

[sub][sub][sub]Thought this thread would last longer. o.o[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Twilight_guy]

Clearly there is a small blackhole inside the Escapist server and its sucking up all the poll information as it is created.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

It's [user]Swollen Goat[/user] leading an army of his poll eating brethren back in a quest for revenge!

[sub][sub]Still miss that guy[/sub][/sub]

Ah yell me about it, I loved that guy.

I blame the Poll Nommer:

Brother?

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Me thinks that Phlakes Bunchie has been on an eating binge...

 

[NickCaligo42]

My theory is Digimon.

It is getting pretty irritating, though, seems like 90% of polls get gobbled up lately. You'd think the tech on the Escapist staff would start looking into it.

 

[SilentCom]

Your polls were eaten by an army of incredibly cute furry critters. First it is vegetables, now your polls, next it will be the world!