Poll: Oh No! You've Been Bitten by a Zombie!

rs2000

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Apr 16, 2009
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This is what i would do after being bitten:

1)Strap some roller skates to my feet and put all usable possesion in my hold all and strap this to my chest.

2)Write a sign saying something like "it may be the zompocalypse but at least i made you smile, help your self to my stuff" and stick this to my hold all

3)Using permament marker draw a target on my head with a bulls eye right between my eye's

4)And finally turn in to a roller skate wearing zombie that won't be able to stand up and give some poor surviver something to smile about shortly before he blasts my zombie brains all over the nearest wall :)
 

PixelKing

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Sep 4, 2009
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I tell the girl i'm too scared to admit my feelings to how I feel. I see her response. I blow my skull inside out.
 

let's rock

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Jun 15, 2011
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Duck tape my foot to the foot of whoever invented cover based combat and iron sight aiming, and maby the regenerating health guy, take away their weapons, and wait
 

Oinodaemon

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GUYS!!!! Someone HAS to be immune! If it ever actually happens, it will most likely spread through the air, which means anyone who doesn't turn into a zombie immediately is already immune! Also, what if it spreads like any other infection?? TOO MANY PEOPLE WOULD BE KILLED BEFORE WE REALIZED THESE THINGS! Movies and games have conditioned us to believe there is no way to stop the spread of infection, and that the infection would spread incredibly quickly. Don't make assumptions based on television, if there WAS a zombie virus, we WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING about how it actually works unless we tested it.
 

onikaze26

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I would spend the last hours of my existence getting as stylishly dressed as humanly possible, most styling zombie ever, then maybe the people that my zombie chewed up might get inspired to follow suit, thus I live on forever though a line of stylishly dressed zombies
 

Zhadramekel

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Apr 18, 2010
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Brains, tasty. Just as long as I'm allowed to bite people too. I don't enjoy being lonely now and wouldn't enjoy it any more as a zombie.
 

deltasniper1640

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Other: id tell everyone in the group to leave me, Id hold off as many zombies as i can and the right before i get eaten i would pull out a grenade, pull the pin and smile :)
 

kommando367

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Keep on killin' zombies until I have a fraction of my humanity left and either shoot myself or grenade myself in a crowd of zombies if I have a grenade.
 

Summerstorm

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Sep 19, 2008
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Going berserk on their zombie-asses until true death or turn.

When my life is forfeit there can only be violence.
 

Auninteligentname

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Other.

Can't I survive, thne I'll try thin out the zombie population as much as I can before I turn to a zombie. For all I know, I could also be immune :p.
 

King of Wei

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Get a blood sample to the nearest lab in hopes of finding cause/cure etc. Then try to take as many of the zombies with me as I can. Preferably with some kinda flashy explosion.
 

Zyxx

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Jan 25, 2010
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SWEET! Finally, a legitimate reason to commit suicide! Just what I always wanted!
 

Ziggy the wolf

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i would spend time with my loved ones and then load up and then run into a horde of them and take out as many as i can with 2 pistols and a gernade in my mouth