This is what i would do after being bitten:
1)Strap some roller skates to my feet and put all usable possesion in my hold all and strap this to my chest.
2)Write a sign saying something like "it may be the zompocalypse but at least i made you smile, help your self to my stuff" and stick this to my hold all
3)Using permament marker draw a target on my head with a bulls eye right between my eye's
4)And finally turn in to a roller skate wearing zombie that won't be able to stand up and give some poor surviver something to smile about shortly before he blasts my zombie brains all over the nearest wall
1)Strap some roller skates to my feet and put all usable possesion in my hold all and strap this to my chest.
2)Write a sign saying something like "it may be the zompocalypse but at least i made you smile, help your self to my stuff" and stick this to my hold all
3)Using permament marker draw a target on my head with a bulls eye right between my eye's
4)And finally turn in to a roller skate wearing zombie that won't be able to stand up and give some poor surviver something to smile about shortly before he blasts my zombie brains all over the nearest wall