Poll: Oh No! You've Been Bitten by a Zombie!

RamirezDoEverything

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Go out in a blaze of glory as I distract the zombies to come after me as my friends and family escape.
Plus.. this is my only chance to do this:
 

Vault Girl

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If i could shoot myself before turning i'd make sure i wasn't wearing anything like a helmet or armour that would inconvenience other survivors (providing we are not near extinction)
 

LifeSentence

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Buleet said:
Go to the group
Let them remove my teeth.
Have them chain me down.
Have test subject availeble when they find military base.
Also an emergansy gun if a break loose.

That i way i can remain usefull even after i turned into a retarded drooling hunk of meat.
If the group is about to be overrun i will distract the zombies and blow myself up when it gets a bit too crowded.
That sounds like more of a burden to them.
 

thejackyl

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Stop caring about my chance of survival and take as many of the bastards with me. Also known as the "Dead Rising" situation, minus rescuing survivors. If I don't turn within the next day, treat the wound the best I can and return to the hideout. Hopefully I won't get shot on sight.

Why? Because this situation ends in 3 ways:

You're dead, and now a zombie
You're dead and now have no head
You're the protagonist and therefore have the powers of Deus Ex Machina (Immunity)

EDIT: In the case that I AM immune, I would let them draw blood and any other fluids that might be needed to find a vaccine or something. Hopefully we have some good anesthesia back at the base. I hear drawing bone marrow is VERY painful (I did say any fluids)
 

poppabaggins

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If I was the last one of the people I cared about, I'd go on to become a zombie to see what it's like. Otherwise, a bullet to the noggin (when the time is right, as in I've done everything I can to help before turning).
 

EternalFacepalm

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Huh, I always wondered how it'd be to become a zombie. For science, of course. *cough*
Buleet said:
Go to the group
Let them remove my teeth.
Have them chain me down.
Have test subject availeble when they find military base.
Also an emergansy gun if a break loose.

That i way i can remain usefull even after i turned into a retarded drooling hunk of meat.
If the group is about to be overrun i will distract the zombies and blow myself up when it gets a bit too crowded.
Zombies can blow themselves up at will? And what happened to the danger behind scratching or spilling blood? o_O
 

thehorror2

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Now that I don't need to worry about getting infected, I can safely wade into the zombie horde and start murdering them with all the guns and melee weapons I can carry.
 

Exia91

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To the Bat Mobile!

To the lab; Hoppefully I am just as awesome as Will Smith is in I Am Legend, and find a cure. Damn, I might become a legend myself!
 

Garchomp445

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Step 1.) Turn around.
Step 2.) Eat friend's brains
Step 3.) Take pistol and kill self, there's no cure...
 

Biodeamon

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I'd see how long i could go. i might develop an immunity or it might not even be infectious depending on what kind of zombie your dealing with. why waste a hard working survivor? efficency efficency efficency...
 

Riff Moonraker

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I would give the Walking Dead treatment a whirl... if you are bitten in the leg or arm, chop it off. IMMEDIATELY. You have a very, very slight chance of not getting infected. If that doesnt work, I'm going to cash my check in for good.
 

Snotnarok

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Rex Dark said:
Well, step one is to bite back.
Judging by your avatar looks like you already have and there's now a pony loose trying to bite people to ponies. Disaster I say.
 

Kae

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Lose 1d20 sanity points.
Chop my arm off, for the slight chance of survival seems like the more logical choice, although I'd probably die for the loss of blood it is better than the alternative.
 

Dascylus

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Time to got for a walk a'la Robert Falcon Scott.
"I am just going outside and may be some time"
 

AgDr_ODST

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Depends on the situation really. If Im competely alone and the only zombie around is the one that bites me, I'd kill the zombie then kill myself. If Im alone with a mob of zombies I'll kill as many as I can before either getting devoured or shooting myself. If Im with a group of friends I'd first ask them to tightly tape my mouth shut and bind my arms so I can't remove the tape but I'd tell them if they think the best thing would be to shoot me I'd tell them I understand understand.
 

no space

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Dascylus said:
Time to got for a walk a'la Robert Falcon Scott.
"I am just going outside and may be some time"
I... think you mean Lawrence Oates. Scott survived.