Poll: Oh No! You've Been Bitten by a Zombie!

[lacktheknack]

Kill myself, reflecting on my pathetic physical life if I couldn't dodge a freaking zombie (assuming these are Romero zombies).

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

I did a thread EXACTLY like this a couple of months ago but oh well.

other, i would freeze myself and wait for a cure to be unfrozen.

 

[furmaster3000]

depends where i'm bit. arm or leg? chop the limb off to prevent the infection spreading, and implant a replacement limb, after sterilizing the wound. boom, chainsaw hand.

Now that is inspiring. But il go for the crossbow-arm, killing from a distance, that's the way to go. It will spare me the angst of being bitten in the other arm or lopping it off myself in an a zombie killing frenzy, which if I build a chainsaw arm, is bound to happen.

And an armless zombie fighter is less than useless I suppose.

 

[alrekr]

Random fact: Bites are a very ineffective method of spreading disease. So if its only the one bit you still have good odds on not being infected.

 

[Dan Steele]

My uncle is a scientist. does that count for something?

 

[Twilight_guy]

Bite the zombie back and say "See, see how it feels,? now you go sit in the corner and think about what you did!"

"zombie, apologize for bite, just want brrrrraaaaiiinnnnsssss"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Ha. That bite's not going to turn me into a zombie. It's going to turn the zombie into me! That's right- my awesomeness is virulent, baby.

Anyway. My wild fantasies aside, I would rig up a makeshift explosive vest with a literal dead man's trigger (goes off when my heart stops). Then it's time to gather up every weapon I can and go to town. The only thing those zombies are going to hate more than letting me live is killing me.

 

[Skeleon]

To the operating room! Time to immediately amputate the arm to try and stop the spread of the infection! Think of it like rabies.

 

[Skops]

None sense. I tell NO ONE, if I'm going down, I'm sure as hell not suffering this fate alone!

 

[Mirrorknight]

Other: Keep myself from turning though sheer willpower.

 

[Morbissus]

Hide the wound, find the largest group of people I can & wait to turn.

 

[Anchupom]

Lock my friends in a room with no explaination.
Then wait outside the door, so that when they eventually force their way through, I'LL BE READY FOR THEM

 

[kouriichi]

Kill myself? What do you think i am, some nancy boy who cant take a little nibble?

But im not stupid. 99% infection rate? Im not going to risk turning and killing a loved one.

HAND ME MY UZI! If im gunna die, at least let me take the grave to my grave! Im sure i can kill a few hundred or more before i either turn, or become mush from the feeding frenzy.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Go to pub.
Get Whiskey.
Put on irish accent.
Sing praise to Charlie Mops.


Drink till turn.

 

[New Vegas Samurai]

I go out with a bang... whether that's literal or notis subject to debate, but yeah, I'ma go with destroy as many as I can before death

 

[General BrEeZy]

express my anger (intense, vulgar swearing) at the top of my lungs for a bit then find a way to destroy my body so its not a problem to the others.

 

[interspark]

Disaster strikes! As you're fighting off those creepy zombies (cookie for reference) you get bitten on the arm and the end of your time as a human draws all the nearer. The question is, how do you react to this plot twist in life?

ironically enough, the captcha for this reads "bitter end"

Been mauled by a zombie dog recently? Your best shirt ruined?

congratulations, the cookie is yours... erm... you have to buy it yourself m'afraid

 

[New Vegas Samurai]

grave to my grave!

Noyc
very NOYC