Poll: Peta "Porn Site" - Would this even work?

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BlackWidower

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OH MY GAHD! What exactly is going to be on this site? Is there going to be a photo captioned: "I'd rather eat cock than sausage"?

How the hell would this work!? I wonder if they realize the people visiting this site are going to be too busy wanking to notice the moral message! They won't care!
 

Henkie36

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This is completeley pointless. You see, there is only one group who tends to visit that kind of website, and that group usually likes meat. And the contents would be incredably distracting from what they are trying to achieve.
 

Chase Yojimbo

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This is possibly the worse marketing scheme I have ever heard of. Not only did PETA shoot themselves in the foot, *looks down at PETA's foot* "oh wait, they blew it off already," but they also fail to realize that people are more likely to be eating bacon while going onto the site anyways. Will their message be received? of course not, because people will be too distracted watching porn anyways (I wonder what those words ar- OMFG SHE'S DOING IT! SCOOOORE!) This won't change peoples opinions about animals, for they will still eat them, and only just have a taste for watching hardcore action while doing so (So PETA will give rise to a new fetish [or make it more popular]? I think that's about it).

God damn PETA pisses me off some times for being so stupid...
 

hugh_godolphin

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Say you're a regular Joe coming home from work. Your boss has been riding your ass all week, you'll have to work over the weekend, you received a ticket after you parked on the disabled space to buy a pack of smokes, your landlord wants his back payment for ten months tomorrow and you witnessed a mob hit and now Don Pizzarelli wants your head on a plate. You decide your only option right now is to choke the chicken a couple times before bed and worry about it all later.

Now, you have two choices: The porn site that makes you look at abused animals, or the TENS OF MILLIONS of other porn sites.

I gotta say, I think PETA may just have had the best idea ever.
 

Hawgh

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I suppose that gigantic side banners with a "Don't eat meat, ya douche!" messages might be, if not more pleasant, then at least less intrusive than a "Your penis can be thiiiiiiiisss beeeeeiig!!!" banner.
 

lacktheknack

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When over half the respondents select "Bacon", you know you've hit a goldmine of WTF.

Anyways, while rules 34 and 36 DO exist, they don't go well with environmental messages... especially from the only group insane enough to try it.
 

Ironic Pirate

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A porn site where they'll suddenly toss in pictures of dead animals?

I think someone in PETA has a very specific fetish...
 

xXAsherahXx

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I always thought it was weird to push veganism on people. Mankind is an omnivore. It doesn't matter to me if you're a vegan, good for you, but not everyone can just eat vegetables.

I need my fucking ice cream.

About the site, I think this tactic will not work. There's a point in which sex becomes the focus instead of the selling point, and PETA clearly did that. It's a bit retarded to be honest. I would rather be persuaded by a respectable representative than Sasha Grey.
 

Daveman

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I'm guessing hot lezzer action as I imagine the ladies don't like meat.

No doubt they'll LOVE carrots and cucumbers and other parts of a vegan diet.
 

mjc0961

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Nice to see that PETA is taking a break from killing animals [http://www.petakillsanimals.com/] to take their clothes off. I'm sure the animals will appreciate being able to live a little longer.

PETA is nothing but a joke, I wish they'd all just go away.
 

Enrathi

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OrokuSaki said:
...... I was gonna say "Rule 34: NO EXCEPTIONS", but somehow I don't think that applies. But this makes me curious. HOW does a porn site spread awareness of vegan-ism? I keep picturing a college girl slowly stripping her clothes off while talking about how you should totally not eat meat.
The site will feature cucumbers, lots of cucumbers. More cucumbers than you know what to do with, but these girls have plenty of ideas.
 

Madara XIII

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Sober Thal said:
So they're selling pics of naked human flesh, to stop people from eating animal flesh...

I needed a good laugh! Thanks Peta!
When are they not funny? Half of the crap they're trying to do for their cause in entirely counter productive or just not worth the effort entirely.

Jesus H. Christ PeTA! You make the dimwits in Congress look like educated old chaps
 

Madara XIII

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Daveman said:
I'm guessing hot lezzer action as I imagine the ladies don't like meat.

No doubt they'll LOVE carrots and cucumbers and other parts of a vegan diet.
But if they're on a Vegan diet, that'll mean no tuna.....NO Lesbians.....

This makes me sad

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Madara XIII

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SonOfVoorhees said:
I thought it was gonna be an animal porn site.....knowing PETA and their "love" for animals. :)
Oh Dear God. Ironically enough PETA protests and does what it can to stand against such sites.
I find their views very disturbing and more conflicted than a 10-year old Oedipus who wasn't abandoned by his sexy attractive mother.