Poll: Please verify your age...

[Turtleboy1017]

Well when I was 16 I purchased a dirty mag... had a fake ID on me. Does that count? Its like lying on the internet... before the internet was invented! AWESOME! I RULE!.

That was one good Playbo... I mean National Geographic.

Lol. I'm going to get a fake ID once I get my license. I'm 15 (going onto 16 soon) and if I don't shave for about 2 weeks, I look like I'm 23. Any tips for when I'm buying alcohol and cigarettes?

Well my first tip is wait until your 21, but that obviously is not the best tip for your interest.

Well I knew the guy on the corner store so it helped some when I bought liquor, but cigarettes? I'm not sure, because I have never been a smoker, but don't they have vending machines for 'em? I don't think the ones in the U.S check your ID or anything yet soooo.

I wouldn't recommend smoking though. Doesn't too anything good for you, and becomes a really bad habit. I may be biased because I did 4 years of track but. Drinking? Whatever, just don't get caught. Don't act too suspicious, and if they ask you for ID, either pray that they don't care or leg it if they try to call the cops. Happened before with some uptight asshole.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Considering that stuff that's only violent and nothing more, I have to say yes that I lied. Gametrailers, Deadzone, etc.

 

[AdmiralMemo]

Being that I'm 22 I don't have to worry. Until they invent ultra-porn.

Ultra-porn? What is that? Must be 65 or older to view?

 

[Lekonua]

As far as Gametrailers and Steam know, I was born on January 1, 1900.

I've actually been 18 for about 8 months now, but putting in my full birthday every time I want to look at something containing anything more gory than a paper cut would just be annoying.

Nobody seems to have any problem with the fact that I'm 109 years old.

And for what it's worth, I've been clicking the "Yes I'm 18 or older" button since I was 15.

 

[rainman2203]

I usually tell the truth on serious websites, as I'm 20 and can do anything on the internet nowadays. I still like to fuck with promotional sites or random forums though. You'd think a man born in 1901 wouldn't be that interested in the Bioshock 2 website.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

For some small stuff yeah, like the AVGN episode which needed an age (Plumbers don't need ties)

but if it says must be 18+ due to content, I shy away.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Now that my age is sufficent that I have access to all the sordid corners of the network, I have no reason to lie. That said, I generally do simply because it takes fewer clicks.

 

[Plazmatic]

I'm 35 so I state my age honestly, heh.

Topless ladies can be viewed by anyone of any age. In fact the very first thing most people see when they come out of the womb is a topless lady. So anyone blocking access to such a thing due to age is a hypocrite.

I think that generally when it comes to this kind of stuff, most "you must be over 18 to view this" disclaimers that I've seen have content behind them that is incredibly tame when it comes to anything sexual. I don't see what so diturbing about exposed genitals for example when the entire human population has genitals that they can look at anytime they want. On the other hand, while sites like YouTube will censor anything that even looks like an exposed nipple, they freely show snuff films, and footage of people being shot. I've seen Army sniper footage of people's brains exploding etc on so called family friendly sites... I can't believe it didn't have a warning on it.

I agree, though neither is that bad now, since we are de-sensitized to killing and stuff like that now a days.

Any way, I get soooo pissed at those things, the're so annoying, I always just go to the bottom number (usually its 1980 or something) and click it. Its not worth going in and finding your individual age, its stupid and unnecessary (like those steam ones, and the one dawn of war has) On one of those things I put that I was born at the highest age it would possibly let me, and it came back with a message that said "don't lie", it was quite amusing.

 

[APPCRASH]

Topless ladies can be viewed by anyone of any age. In fact the very first thing most people see when they come out of the womb is a topless lady. So anyone blocking access to such a thing due to age is a hypocrite.

Yep, I remember when my niece was born at the Brookings Medical Clinic Memorial Strip Bar.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

I have a fourteen year old nephew whose diapers I used to change when I was a teenager. I don't have to lie on age verification. There wasn't any wide spread internet access when I was young enough to lie about it.

I probably would have lied, having been a bit of a churchy prude way back when, as paradoxical as that may sound/read if one doesn't take a few seconds to think about it. Religious schools have a way of turning the simplest things into tantalizing adventures by making them forbidden.

I don't even remember what it feels like to get a rush from breaking the rules anymore since I have no regard for anything but the law now and even then, I'm the sort to challenge unjust rules rather than break them for fun.

I might do so just for laughs when seeing whatever page I'm redirected to when entering in a low number, though, simply because I can.

 

[Insanum]

Being that I'm 22 I don't have to worry. Until they invent ultra-porn.

On that day, All of us are doomed. A&E will be flooded with people who have torn it off...

 

[Evilbunny]

I'm 22 but it's too much work to go through the list and find my birthday, so I just pick whatever as long as it's over 18.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

I always lie on those. However the only sites that i go on with an age gate are like gaming sites. I don't watch porn...yet.

 

[Colours]

21 is a brilliant age.

I am now legal everywhere for everything, except renting certain places which need you to be over 25

But no, I don't lie.

 

[Snotnarok]

I lie, because it's quicker than putting in my actual b-day, which is legal anyway.

 

[blankedboy]

(13yrs) I lie for the ones that say, "OHNOE YOU CANTS PLEH COUNTAR STRYK ITS TEW VYOLANT". I don't play porn games, so that part's fine anyway.

 

[Julianking93]

I'm truthful about my age everywhere except YouTube and porn sites.

 

[BonsaiK]

Topless ladies can be viewed by anyone of any age. In fact the very first thing most people see when they come out of the womb is a topless lady. So anyone blocking access to such a thing due to age is a hypocrite.

Yep, I remember when my niece was born at the Brookings Medical Clinic Memorial Strip Bar.

Unless you're bottle-fed, when you're born, one of the first things you get to see (after the inside of a vagina) is an exposed breast. You get that nipple thrust right up in your face and then you're expected to suck on it. Then for the next 18 years of your life, your crazy country does its best to make sure that you never get to see that nipple ever again, because it might "damage" you or "desensitise" you somehow. Pfft.

 

[AWC Viper]

i used to lie about it when i was 14 but now i have downloaded stuff and a girlfriend so i dont need porn

 

[Canid117]

I lie whenever I'm not logged into my account and say I was born on April 1st 1900 just to be an unclever dick