Poll: Please verify your age...

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zacaron

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lies, lies upon lies I always check of the 18 or older box but then again I had neglectful parents
 

Tempest Fox

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Evilbunny said:
I'm 22 but it's too much work to go through the list and find my birthday, so I just pick whatever as long as it's over 18.
I do the exact same thing just 'cause it gets tedious having to enter my age over and over and over again.
 

Bored Tomatoe

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I'm fifteen. When an agegate appears, I scroll down a few times and click randomly. I usually end up being thirty-something.
 

Ardna Xela

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Pretty much the same like most people in this thread. Haven't been honest until I turned 18, but now I am.
 

coldshadow

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theres neglectfull parents, then theres kids that are sneaky little buggers. I may have been a sneaky bugger, I may still be a sneaky bugger.
 

HippySecond

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I'm 22 but the effort of selecting my age just to watch a game vid or whatever gets old, i usually leave the generic "January 1 XXXX" and click on the year and scroll the wheel to whatever it lands on. i don't know why a 96 year old would want to watch Video game trailers, but more power to him!
 

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yersimapestis said:
im 14 now and ive been lying since 2002!
that includes everything on the internet.






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"Everything" since you were 7.....? I am also 14 and always lie. Sometimes I get extravagant with the day but its usually 1989
 

WayOutThere

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I'm old enough myself but I usually say I was born in like the year 1900 just for fun.

As to whether I did lie on them I didn't but only because I never really came across them until recently.

I suppose that's because I wasn't much of one for the internet back then.
 

gbemery

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I'm 24 but I have found and still do find those age verifications pointless. So yes I did and still do lie about my age. According to some of the websites I was born on Jan 1st in the early 1900's.
 

AvsJoe

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Back when I was underage I did. I used to say that I was two years older than I actually was. Now I have no need because I'm 21 and thus am able to verify my age without lying. Yay for arbitrary age restrictions!
 

Citrus

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I haven't even met a ten-year-old who didn't know that lying ate age gates lets you in. The things work on faith of honesty alone; sites might as well not bother.
 

Chipperz

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I lie on general principle. If I keep putting 1st of January, 19(12-42), maybe they'll start wondering why OAPs are watching game videos/"adult" YouTube videos/porn... And I'm too lazy to scroll to find my actual birthday.
 

Caligulove

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I assumed you just meant the age verification on trailers or websites.
I did learn about sex before my parents had a chance to really talk to me about it... haha. It's bad.

But for most of the websites that ask for age to view the trailer (like on the God of War III trailer I just watched) I just change the month to a date in the '80s. doesnt matter, and its usually set at Jan 1, 2000. So I do just change the year.
no bother in entering my full Bday, especially when Ive been older than 18 for 4 years or so
 

Icehearted

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I used to, but I stopped caring now and just put in whatever I get in the drop menu quickest. If typing it in, not a problem.

I too, recall the invention of the internet. Before this era we were not an enlightened people, but rather chose to get our laughs from a primitive device called TV, and wikipedia was made of something called a "local library". I know, crazy huh?
 

Ganthrinor

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I'm proud of the date of my birth. It's not every day (or even every century) that an alingment of 7 planets happens.

There was a predicted cataclysm in the book "The Jupiter Effect" that was supposed to take place on the day of my birth... but it obviously didn't happen.
 

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letsnoobtehpwns said:
Turtleboy1017 said:
Well when I was 16 I purchased a dirty mag... had a fake ID on me. Does that count? Its like lying on the internet... before the internet was invented! AWESOME! I RULE!.

That was one good Playbo... I mean National Geographic.
Lol. I'm going to get a fake ID once I get my license. I'm 15 (going onto 16 soon) and if I don't shave for about 2 weeks, I look like I'm 23. Any tips for when I'm buying alcohol and cigarettes?
Well for one, you're alot more likely to get caught if you don't shave than if you do. Believe it or not, most store owners know kids think facial hair makes them look older than they really are, go figure. I know you thought growing a beard was the most brilliant idea ever, but trust me, clean shaven is the way to go. It will make it appear as if you have nothing to hide.

If you get a fake idea, make sure its out of state. Most store owners don't know what out of state IDs look like, so they have less to compare it to.

The best places to buy alcohol with a fake are supermarkets, late at night. This is because most cashiers at grocery stores don't really care, and if you have some kind of documentation, they aren't likely to get in trouble because they can plead ignorance. If you go to a liquor store, you're more likely to have your ID scrutinized and confiscate. Cops keep liquor stores on their toes by setting up sting operations involving minors, so they tend to always be suspecting of young people.

In all honesty, you're going to get caught with it someday, I've never known anyone to have one for more than a year before it was confiscated. Best case scenario, they'll just take your fake ID and you'll be out whatever you paid for it. Worst case scenario, you get taken home to your parents in a cop car, and they get fined, ouch.