Poll: Please verify your age...

[LeonLethality]

I usually make myself the oldest possible option, just for teh lulz.

pretty much this, but in a year I wont have to =D

 

[Gardenia]

Topless ladies can be viewed by anyone of any age. In fact the very first thing most people see when they come out of the womb is a topless lady. So anyone blocking access to such a thing due to age is a hypocrite.

Yep, I remember when my niece was born at the Brookings Medical Clinic Memorial Strip Bar.

Unless you're bottle-fed, when you're born, one of the first things you get to see (after the inside of a vagina) is an exposed breast. You get that nipple thrust right up in your face and then you're expected to suck on it. Then for the next 18 years of your life, your crazy country does its best to make sure that you never get to see that nipple ever again, because it might "damage" you or "desensitise" you somehow. Pfft.

Eh, that's just Ame...Ah screw it, you all know where I'm heading with this.

 

[Deleric]

There is nothing out there that I'm not already prepared for.

And even if there was something I wasn't prepared for, it definitely wouldn't waste time asking for age.

...*private searching enabled*

 

[londelen]

Who's lying? I have used a very advanced hypnosis technique to make myself believe I was born on April 1st 1800.

But seriously,
No. God no. What the hell would I DO with my time otherwise, I mean come on, there's only SO MUCH left 4 dead & fallout 3 can fill of my time. I'm probably some kind of psychotic outburst time-bomb waiting to happen, but nothing's happened so far. Number 4 represent!

 

[Sick boy]

quite often I lie about my age but that's for quite a lot of stuff. Not always porn as is hinted in answer 4 of the poll. I lie because if I don't lie, then I don't get to play/watch what I want.

 

[Gene O]

I'm thirty, and I gotta say, if it wasn't for snot-nosed punks under the age of sixteen, maybe they wouldn't censor Escape to the Movies and Zeropunctuation. Some of us don't need our parent's consent to hear dirty words, Escapist Magazine.

I always thought that the blurred images in ZP were more for people who watched it at work than concern for the children.

 

[Kollega]

I usually select my birth date as 2-29-1984. I think i'm mature enough to handle violent games, and i don't really look for porn anymore.

 

[Aesir23]

I'm 20 so, there's really no reason for me to lie.

 

[Panda Mania]

if it concerns M/R-rated content (fictional violence...c'mon guys), then you can be damn sure I'll lie. their pathetic attempts at censorship makes me laugh.

if it's porn, then i back away from it before i even hit a verification page. >.> never found it too appealing, to be frank...

 

[NeutralDrow]

I always lied on those things before I was old enough.

I still lie on some of them (specifically, the ones that ask for your birthdate), because I'm paranoid.

 

[busterkeatonrules]

I'm a bit of a luddite, and didn't bother much with the Internet until I was well past 18.

However, I'm not entirely comfortable with the idea of sharing personal info with my computer, and I always feel it's just a little bit rude of it to expect me to give away my D.O.B. before I log onto certain sites - so, as a sort of douche-baggish security measure, I always input my actual month and day of birth, but give my birth year as 1917.

 

[ReZerO]

the internet wasn't hi tech enough to ask those things when i was underage... kind of hard to do something like that when it's just a wall of text.. but then again ASCII porn wasn't nearly as entertaining.

 

[Raven's Nest]

Unless you're bottle-fed, when you're born, one of the first things you get to see (after the inside of a vagina) is an exposed breast. You get that nipple thrust right up in your face and then you're expected to suck on it. Then for the next 18 years of your life, your crazy country does its best to make sure that you never get to see that nipple ever again, because it might "damage" you or "desensitise" you somehow. Pfft.

Uh, I dunno dude, I'm quite happy not seeing that particular nipple again... That might actually damage me...

 

[ajb924]

I think I've been lieing about my age on the internet since I was 13. I'm 16 now. So i still do But i stopped.

Anyway, i don't think it affects kids at all, I'm fine.

 

[ae86gamer]

Even if I'm old enough I never do. I always say that I was born in 1930.

 

[Klepa]

I'm usually born 11.11.1911. Easy to type in with one hand, with your other hand firmly wrapped around your mouse.

 

[azurawolf]

Before I was 18, yes. I will admit that I did lie.
(I'm a bad girl)

But now that I am turning 22 in a couple days, I don't have to lie!
(yay!)

 

[Soren91]

I actually remember having to lie about my age 2 days after my 18th birthday in order to watch a game trailer because apparently they were retarded and didn't accept the date yet or something

 

[Roganwilson]

I always lie. Sometimes, the agegate will tell you to stop lying. I know that the Civilization one does if you say anything past 1920.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I'm 21. The internet can hide nothing from me!